You can laugh all the way to jail.<quoted text>
"Yes, polygamy hurts people because they go to jail for it." Priceless! But how does it hurt you miss thing?
"Yes... I argue against equal rights..." Yes you do, bigot. And you do it very poorly.
And that old Mona gem: "Polygamy is illegal because it's against the law." That's my favorite!
If you're so gung-ho to marry more than one person, what's stopping you?