Chimp reportedly mauls volunteer at F...

Chimp reportedly mauls volunteer at Florida primate sanctuary

There are 19 comments on the TwinCities.com story from Feb 12, 2010, titled Chimp reportedly mauls volunteer at Florida primate sanctuary. In it, TwinCities.com reports that:

Deputies say a chimpanzee has mauled and seriously injured a volunteer at a Florida primate sanctuary.

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Cindy Stainker

Stockton, MO

#1 Feb 12, 2010
Why weren't the chimps secluded in another part of the facility? And why weren't the cages being cleaned by an experienced handler if the chimps were not put away from where their cages were?
RightOn

Saint Paul, MN

#2 Feb 12, 2010
It wouldn't have happened if the monkey was back in Africa were it belongs. Hey.............
RightOn

Saint Paul, MN

#3 Feb 12, 2010
What? It isn't a mon key?
Dennis heckler

Savage, MN

#5 Feb 12, 2010
reminds me of my X
P T Bull

Minneapolis, MN

#6 Feb 12, 2010
Those b1ches are nasty!
Justa Wonderin

Saint Paul, MN

#7 Feb 12, 2010
Did a secret agent from PETA arrest him or her? Or don't animal rights extend to that? Animal rights aren't going to be one-sided, are they?
what the

Minneapolis, MN

#8 Feb 12, 2010
Sad, another dumb female that thinks all the animals are her friends has paid the price. Hopefully she'll recover.
Smartass

Saint Paul, MN

#10 Feb 13, 2010
How dumb are they at the Chimp farm ? Young woman who just might be near a certain time of the month, with an adult male chimp who has hormones hollering.
thissucks

Burnsville, MN

#11 Feb 13, 2010
"Bad Cheetah! Bad!!! Tarzan take away banana"
badgerone

Minneapolis, MN

#13 Feb 13, 2010
Hey lady..Note to self-Carry gun next time.
badgerone

Minneapolis, MN

#16 Feb 13, 2010
Michelle Obama wrote:
<quoted text>I agree. Simian-American is much more dignified.
Does that mean Little Ape is out of the Question ???
Heather

Minneapolis, MN

#17 Feb 13, 2010
When will people learn these are wild animals and are extremely unpredictable.
Chimps are people too

United States

#18 Feb 13, 2010
Michelle Obama wrote:
<quoted text>I agree. Simian-American is much more dignified.
Now that right there makes me feel better. RIGHT ON!! Reserve the dignity!! Never mind that man behind the curtain!!

“HHhhhoooowwwlll”

Since: Feb 08

Craigville

#19 Feb 13, 2010
Makes me want to join the zoo staff just to kick some chimp ***.

“Uzi Does It”

Since: Nov 08

UZILAND

#20 Feb 14, 2010
Cindy Stainker wrote:
Why weren't the chimps secluded in another part of the facility? And why weren't the cages being cleaned by an experienced handler if the chimps were not put away from where their cages were?
I
I will be king
And you
You will be queen
Though nothing will
Drive them away
We can beat them
Just for one day
We can be Heroes
Just for one day

And you
You can be mean
And I
I'll drink all the time
'Cause we're lovers
And that is a fact
Yes we're lovers
And that is that

Though nothing
Will keep us together
We could steal time
Just for one day
We can be Heroes
For ever and ever
What d'you say

I
I wish you could swim
Like the dolphins
Like dolphins can swim
Though nothing
Will keep us together
We can beat them
For ever and ever
Oh we can be Heroes
Just for one day

I
I will be king
And you
You will be queen
Though nothing
Will drive them away
We can be Heroes
Just for one day
We can be us
Just for one day

I
I can remember
Standing
By the wall
And the guns
Shot above our heads
And we kissed
As though nothing could fall
And the shame
Was on the other side
Oh we can beat them
For ever and ever
Then we can be Heroes
Just for one day

We can be Heroes
We can be Heroes
We can be Heroes
Just for one day
We can be Heroes
We're nothing
And nothing will help us
Maybe we're lying
Then you better not stay
But we could be safer
Just for one day

“HHhhhoooowwwlll”

Since: Feb 08

Craigville

#21 Feb 14, 2010
40for60 wrote:
Makes me want to join the zoo staff just to kick some chimp ***.
http://www.efitnessnow.com/news/2010/01/26/ch...

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2005-03-0...

A couple of examples of Chimps gone wild. Who would ever imagine? A wild chimp going wild?
taxtaxtax

Portland, OR

#22 Feb 14, 2010
Proof we need to register chimps.

“Uzi Does It”

Since: Nov 08

UZILAND

#23 Feb 14, 2010
taxtaxtax wrote:
Proof we need to register chimps.
or declaw and detooth them.
Rational

Saint Paul, MN

#24 Feb 14, 2010
Chimpanzees don't mess around. Remember that poor old guy who went to visit his former pet? A couple of other chimps jumped him and ripped off his testicles, among other horrible acts.

Heck, didn't some older guy get trampled by an emu a few years back?

Be safe, people!

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