Mattel makes Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken doll

Mattel plans to release a doll named "Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken." He'll come with a tan, quite an outfit and head of hair as well as a tiny dog.

[girlbinbad]

I can see me trying to explain to my 6 and 7 year old why he's named that!

[Maria Antonia]

He had to be paying Barbie all along to be with him. He has NO package whatsoever. There is a reason that every girl had a Ken and tons and tons of Barbies. lol

[DILF]

Maria Antonia wrote:

He had to be paying Barbie all along to be with him. He has NO package whatsoever. There is a reason that every girl had a Ken and tons and tons of Barbies. lol

lol.....No package eh? Well, it did say "Palm Beach" doll.....that pretty much explains the no package.......unlike the "Melville Ken Doll"......they can't fit his package in the....uh...er....package.

[AllUpInYa]

It'a an older wrinkled looking male doll with a bottle if viagra and a gold american express card.

[Cheeka-Weeka]

I heard on the radio the other day that Mattel has cancelled this "wonderful" Ken doll....too much outrage! LOL

[barbie]

Oh this is going to go over like a led zeppelin.

[Grizelda]

Wow did anybody notice he looks like Robert Wagner?

[corrective_uncon scious]

It's pretty obvious from the name that he is Ken's closet case sugar daddy, not a Ken doll who is Barbie's sugar daddy.

And he's a Republican, natch.

[Cheeka-Weeka]

Grizelda wrote:

Wow did anybody notice he looks like Robert Wagner?

Ahjahahahaaha, OMG, he does!!!

[JM_Brazil]

This should go well with the planned Barbie Crack Ho line of dolls planned for Christmas release.