How big is Bam's penis?

Created by People R Stoopid on May 9, 2009

260 votes

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Less than 1 inch

About 1 inch

2-3 inches

It was bitten off by a goat.

Bam is a girl.

Isn't it a strap-on?

I find this offensive!

This poll makes Jesus sad.

Who wants to know?

It is shrived and gross.

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People R Stoopid

Bellevue, WA

#1 May 9, 2009
I hope everyone votes in this wonderful poll!
wisetou2

Pikeville, KY

#2 May 9, 2009
Why? Are u having a craving for it?
hmm

Salyersville, KY

#3 May 9, 2009
I think it's ten inches. Shame that's not an option.
wisetou2

Pikeville, KY

#4 May 9, 2009
Why is that so important to u? Got a craving?
please

Flatgap, KY

#5 May 9, 2009
I hope he puts a picture on and shows us!
People R Stoopid

Bellevue, WA

#6 May 9, 2009
wisetou2 wrote:
Why is that so important to u? Got a craving?
You posted the same thing twice. That makes you stoopid.

Since: Apr 09

Humble, TX

#7 May 9, 2009
Wow. Like I said, your obsession is odd.
Baby Jesus is Crying

Bellevue, WA

#8 May 9, 2009
Bam- wrote:
Wow. Like I said, your obsession is odd.
I find you a curiosity, like a snake with two heads. Repulsive, yet I keep looking, poking at it to see if it is really alive or some sideshow fraud. If only knew for sure, then I could go look at the Bearded Lady and eat some cotton candy.

Since: Apr 09

Humble, TX

#9 May 9, 2009
Baby Jesus is Crying wrote:
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I find you a curiosity, like a snake with two heads. Repulsive, yet I keep looking, poking at it to see if it is really alive or some sideshow fraud. If only knew for sure, then I could go look at the Bearded Lady and eat some cotton candy.
That would make sense if you didn't spend so much time here.

How long are you going to stay at the freak show before you realize you're part of the show? You can't leave. Not really.

The collection of oddities that you think you're marveling at... they're all staring back at you.

You are what you are. You're just another freak.

Like me.
Making Baby Jesus Cry

Bellevue, WA

#11 May 9, 2009
Bam- wrote:
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That would make sense if you didn't spend so much time here.
How long are you going to stay at the freak show before you realize you're part of the show? You can't leave. Not really.
The collection of oddities that you think you're marveling at... they're all staring back at you.
You are what you are. You're just another freak.
Like me.
Sweetie Bambi, I come here to be a freak and then I get on with my day. Because here's the big secret: We are ALL two-headed snakes. Only difference is, some of us KNOW it and we we create space in our lives for it. After all, a little intelligent freakshowing goes a long way, don't you know.

Sadly, though, others are simply clueless about what a two-headed snake they really are, and so there that way ALL THE TIME. look at Nikita or that freak FYI or your TRUE stalker, not me, but wisetou, who'd probably lick your boots clean and then thank you for the opportunity because you are so clever (in his inbred, ignorant hillbilly mind).

This website is like a social experiment on acid, and that's mildly amusing. Carnival sideshows only come to town once in a while, but I can visit this freakshow anytime I want and I don't even have to put on pants.

Life is good, but you need to stop taking yourself so seriously. Otherwise you might start bleeding out yer ass.
Dr Stoopid

Bellevue, WA

#13 May 10, 2009
Some interesting responses here, but we want to know what you think. If you haven't voted, what is stopping you? DO IT!!!
Please

Flatgap, KY

#14 May 10, 2009
I think I want to fu** bam
Dr Stoopid

Bellevue, WA

#15 May 10, 2009
Please wrote:
I think I want to fu** bam
Would that be with the strap-on didlo or his God-given 2 inches of fun?
Dr Stoopid

Bellevue, WA

#16 May 11, 2009
Bam- wrote:
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The collection of oddities that you think you're marveling at... they're all staring back at you.
Dude, you're blowing my mind. And that a change for you, because you're usually blowing something else, huh?
TALKS LIKE A ho

Salyersville, KY

#17 May 11, 2009
if you got paid for your stupidness.just how bid is your pen-s or p-ss? people r Stoopid,baby jesus,doc and recept truckers wife and so many more,I'd sell tickets.you are one bored b>tch.But you are also very amusing to me and yourself.
TALKS LIKE A ho

Salyersville, KY

#18 May 11, 2009
sorry I meant big.my mistake,so I'll fix it before I get the award again
Dr Stoopid

Bellevue, WA

#19 May 11, 2009
TALKS LIKE A ho wrote:
if you got paid for your stupidness.just how bid is your pen-s or p-ss? people r Stoopid,baby jesus,doc and recept truckers wife and so many more,I'd sell tickets.you are one bored b>tch.But you are also very amusing to me and yourself.
I change my name once in a while, but never in the name of evil. Only if the mood strikes and I'm on an up swing with my meds. So, yeah, I'm not as scary as you seem to think. Sorry if I bust yer bubble there. Of course, I could be totally lying right now. You never know.
TALKS LIKE A ho

Salyersville, KY

#20 May 11, 2009
Gezzz you get your own stupid award.
Dr Stoopid

Bellevue, WA

#22 May 12, 2009
TALKS LIKE A ho wrote:
Gezzz you get your own stupid award.
My momma always told me I was a WINNER! I guess she was right! Happy day!

Since: May 09

United States

#23 May 12, 2009
Shot in the dark says its bigger than your IQ?

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