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Johnny Wadd

Anderson, SC

#1 Jul 29, 2009
who remembers their first orgasm? were you masturbating or???? tell us your stories here. guys, you're not exempt because you get off, too!
go jerk

Betsy Layne, KY

#3 Jul 29, 2009
go jerk off then tel somebody about it that cares
butterfly freedom

Versailles, KY

#4 Jul 29, 2009
lol where do you come up with this stuff
it hilarious
mmmmm wrote:
yep...the first time...was when i seen this girl my age at the time...48...we seen each other...one day and started talkin...and we found out we both was virgins...so we made a plan to get some that night...she always had this fantasy...of someone comein in her window at night...and takein it...i said well now i can do that...so she told me what room she had...and said come thru the window around 12:00 ill be waitin...so that night i snuck up to the window and went in....shakein just in my underwear...it was dark...so i felt around...and found her...i slide in bed...and started pokin away...like a used up porn star tryin to get his job back...then i started thinkin she didnt look this hairy before...i just kept on...puttin the tinker knob to work...oh and what seemed like 4 seconds or so...tinker tinkered out and i was shakein somethin awful...makin faces like i was crappin a corndog with the stick...i jump up and out the window i went...landed on her dog...got bit...and streight into a cop...now here i am standin there in my underwear...on the street tellin this cop...about what had happen...and about that time the lights came on in the house...and this guy came on...screamin...officer someone just broke into my house and rape my grandfather...we need help...that was the first time i went to jail...so the first time...wasnt pretty...
butterfly freedom

Versailles, KY

#5 Jul 29, 2009
Let's see first orgasm was when i was 19 and i was goofin with this guy a about 28 or so. Told him i could kick his ass after i finished my ciggerate. He said i couldn't. He was layin on an air bed on the floor so I walked over and kicked him in the ass. He pulled me down and flipped me over. Held my wrists in the air and was like who's stronger now. He was behind me and all of the sudden it wasn't funny but hot. He was like u wanna and i was like yea. He laid me on my stomach and held my hands above my head. It was powerful and omg good. That was my first O. Since no one else has answered i thought I would. There you go!
butterfly freedom

Versailles, KY

#7 Jul 29, 2009
mmmmm wrote:
<quoted text>did you go to jail to...did he smack that butt and scream...iam the king of the world...dang i have to go and see if wifey poo is ready for some...cant get ruff with her theo...the blackeye she gave me the last time...hasnt healed yet...
LOL Nope No Jail Or King Of the World although I probably would have agreed with him at the time if he did think he was the King of the world. And LOL u are so hilarious! Need an ice pack there?
tolly ho

Clarksville, TN

#8 Jul 29, 2009
first orgasm....you mean today?
KourtneyKILLER

Norwich, OH

#9 Jul 30, 2009
mmmmm wrote:
yep...the first time...was when i seen this girl my age at the time...48...we seen each other...one day and started talkin...and we found out we both was virgins...so we made a plan to get some that night...she always had this fantasy...of someone comein in her window at night...and takein it...i said well now i can do that...so she told me what room she had...and said come thru the window around 12:00 ill be waitin...so that night i snuck up to the window and went in....shakein just in my underwear...it was dark...so i felt around...and found her...i slide in bed...and started pokin away...like a used up porn star tryin to get his job back...then i started thinkin she didnt look this hairy before...i just kept on...puttin the tinker knob to work...oh and what seemed like 4 seconds or so...tinker tinkered out and i was shakein somethin awful...makin faces like i was crappin a corndog with the stick...i jump up and out the window i went...landed on her dog...got bit...and streight into a cop...now here i am standin there in my underwear...on the street tellin this cop...about what had happen...and about that time the lights came on in the house...and this guy came on...screamin...officer someone just broke into my house and rape my grandfather...we need help...that was the first time i went to jail...so the first time...wasnt pretty...
Holy Shyt that is funny :]
just wondering

Chesapeake, OH

#10 Jul 31, 2009
mmmmm wrote:
yep...the first time...was when i seen this girl my age at the time...48...we seen each other...one day and started talkin...and we found out we both was virgins...so we made a plan to get some that night...she always had this fantasy...of someone comein in her window at night...and takein it...i said well now i can do that...so she told me what room she had...and said come thru the window around 12:00 ill be waitin...so that night i snuck up to the window and went in....shakein just in my underwear...it was dark...so i felt around...and found her...i slide in bed...and started pokin away...like a used up porn star tryin to get his job back...then i started thinkin she didnt look this hairy before...i just kept on...puttin the tinker knob to work...oh and what seemed like 4 seconds or so...tinker tinkered out and i was shakein somethin awful...makin faces like i was crappin a corndog with the stick...i jump up and out the window i went...landed on her dog...got bit...and streight into a cop...now here i am standin there in my underwear...on the street tellin this cop...about what had happen...and about that time the lights came on in the house...and this guy came on...screamin...officer someone just broke into my house and rape my grandfather...we need help...that was the first time i went to jail...so the first time...wasnt pretty...
ROFLMAO
Jerry Springer

Mount Hope, OH

#12 Nov 12, 2010
Here's a strange thread that could have turned out to be funny but suddenly went nowhere!
Hmm

Logan, WV

#13 Nov 12, 2010
My first Orgasm was with another girl, we where both really young, an all the DVR channels where unlocked. So after scrolling through the upper channels a few times. We decided to go in to the walking in closest, where we had a hammock tied up to the closet rails. An went down on each other. that was the first.
tracy

Paintsville, KY

#14 Nov 12, 2010
Hmm wrote:
My first Orgasm was with another girl, we where both really young, an all the DVR channels where unlocked. So after scrolling through the upper channels a few times. We decided to go in to the walking in closest, where we had a hammock tied up to the closet rails. An went down on each other. that was the first.
I know who you are
Hmm

Logan, WV

#15 Nov 14, 2010
lol.. Okay I'll play along, who am I then??
The Voice of Reason

Salyersville, KY

#16 Nov 15, 2010
How old were you HMM and how old are you now?
Hmm

Logan, WV

#17 Nov 15, 2010
I was young an not leveing in Paintsville at the time, an I'm older now. lol
volga

Winchester, KY

#18 Nov 15, 2010
So tell us mr new sheriff. are you going to go after the dope dealers that the old sheriff wouldnt?
tomato tom

Winchester, KY

#19 Nov 15, 2010
Johnny Wadd wrote:
who remembers their first orgasm? were you masturbating or???? tell us your stories here. guys, you're not exempt because you get off, too!
you should remember , it was when i had you and your mom bent over..
Hey

Logan, WV

#20 Nov 15, 2010
I jacked and shot all over the ceiling it scared the hell out of me i was 12.
qety

Winchester, KY

#21 Nov 15, 2010
i was peeping my neighbors mother with binoculars, she always leaves her windows open
ihatepillheadret ards

Gwynneville, IN

#22 Nov 16, 2010
Really? Do we care? No. Go away. These things are private, okay.
ROSCO

Logan, WV

#25 Nov 17, 2010
ihatepillheadretards wrote:
Really? Do we care? No. Go away. These things are private, okay.
WHY dont you go find a closet to JERK OFF in if you want PRIVACY.

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