Farting during sex
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Paintsville, KY

#1 Dec 15, 2009
Ok so haw many have ripped one during sex? Ladies how about pus*y farts?
omg so nasty

Louisa, KY

#2 Dec 16, 2009
OK!!! This is so nasty but since you brought it up.... My boyfriend and I had Mexican food one night and ended up getting intimate later on. The food made me soooo gassy! I tried not to let on but when a man is all over you it's hard to excuse yourself to the restroom every 5 minutes to rip one! So, while we're getting bust he insists on performing oral on me. I thought it may be a bad idea but it feels so good I was willing to risk it lol. So all was going well and pleasurable and I reach the point of climax. But.... I feel like, "do I orgasm, or do I fart and blow his face across the room"? I tried to push him away with my foot but he didn't take the hint! So I came and farted at the same time! And it wasn't just any fart either! It was the kind that could peel the paint off the walls! He just laughed his ass off! I was so embarrassed but he thought it was the funniest thing ever! I could have died! But, he got over his laughter and proceeded to do what he came to do! It didn't repel him to much because he proposed to me a couple months later and I'm still married to him 8 yrs later. Now we fart on each other on purpose! He is the current champ but I hold the record for the most memorable! LOL!
drunk taco

Paintsville, KY

#3 Dec 16, 2009
Me and Piss Can Annie was in a 69s position and I farted bloweding my gas her nose and she clacked my nuts togethers like a bowling balls hitting a bowling pin! I learneds my lesson!
Oh my

Paintsville, KY

#4 Dec 17, 2009
Lmao....
omg so nasty wrote:
OK!!! This is so nasty but since you brought it up.... My boyfriend and I had Mexican food one night and ended up getting intimate later on. The food made me soooo gassy! I tried not to let on but when a man is all over you it's hard to excuse yourself to the restroom every 5 minutes to rip one! So, while we're getting bust he insists on performing oral on me. I thought it may be a bad idea but it feels so good I was willing to risk it lol. So all was going well and pleasurable and I reach the point of climax. But.... I feel like, "do I orgasm, or do I fart and blow his face across the room"? I tried to push him away with my foot but he didn't take the hint! So I came and farted at the same time! And it wasn't just any fart either! It was the kind that could peel the paint off the walls! He just laughed his ass off! I was so embarrassed but he thought it was the funniest thing ever! I could have died! But, he got over his laughter and proceeded to do what he came to do! It didn't repel him to much because he proposed to me a couple months later and I'm still married to him 8 yrs later. Now we fart on each other on purpose! He is the current champ but I hold the record for the most memorable! LOL!
Spaced Out

United States

#6 Dec 17, 2009
I always turn a fan on are butts blowing down hill, just in case. When I meet a new girl and she ask why I'm doing that. I just tell her; I thinking of you dear.
Tar Tar

Salyersville, KY

#7 Dec 21, 2009
sometimes wrote:
Ok so haw many have ripped one during sex? Ladies how about pus*y farts?
You need help!
Attitude

Anderson, SC

#8 Dec 21, 2009
It's posts like these that keep Topix interesting.

I'm more of a fan of farting AFTER sex. There's nothing like the relaxation I gain after orgasm, clean up, then letting one rip. After that, I'm off to dreamland. Although, this one time after a particularly wild time in bed (I won't go into details, but it involved handcuffs, nailclippers, and Pepto-Bismol), I let one rip. I was an error in judgement as what I thought was a fart, turned out to be...well, let's put it this was...I sharted, and it was not good. I did manage to survive that shart attack and live to romp another day, however. Lesson learned, when asked if farts have lumps, the answer is NO.
Fluffy

Orlando, FL

#9 Jul 15, 2010
Oh....so that's what butt plugs are for!
guess who

Paintsville, KY

#10 Jul 15, 2010
iam a man it dosent slow me down at all no matter who lets it go but after 15 years of faithful marriage not much will bother you just as long as both reach climax,LOL,ILMAO
Jirachi

Anderson, SC

#11 Jul 25, 2010
If you can't laugh at a good fart from yourself or your partner, you're doomed.
PussandBoots

Fedscreek, KY

#12 Jul 25, 2010
Im a girl and I haven't farted (YET) during intercourse but I have pussyy farted especially when I'm really wet or cum is in me. But my partner has farted and I laughed my a$$ off for like a minute then we got back to doing our business.But it doesn't bother me or my partner so that makes me HAPPY:)
bat anderson

United States

#13 Jul 25, 2010
My girlfriend let a nasty old fart out during sex the other day. I laughed so hard, she almost caught me spying on here from the closet!
bat anderson

United States

#14 Jul 25, 2010
on "her"

“I Am The Bat!!!!!!!!”

Since: May 10

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#15 Jul 26, 2010
bat anderson wrote:
on "her"
its bad enough you use assumed names now you have to start using mine,lol,better look out my name is the best,and your name..........oh i forgot you have a made up one,laffin

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#16 Jul 26, 2010
this is just a perfect example of what really matters to the to the ass cheese here in paintsville,take a good look because this is right on track for these low life butt cracks.......you know who you are,if you can rem your assumed name,lol
bat anderson

United States

#17 Jul 26, 2010
Oops, how stupid am I for using my real name, now she'll know what I've been doing.

“I Am The Bat!!!!!!!!”

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#18 Jul 26, 2010
if you used this much energy on wiping out drugs,you might beat it.......i have my reservations laffin
bat anderson

United States

#19 Jul 26, 2010
Oh I am so frustrated I can't think of anything smart or funny to say no matter how I many times I try to say something.
PussandBoots

West Van Lear, KY

#20 Jul 26, 2010
Quit arguing this is suppose to be a interesting topic and u two gotta get on here and mess it up. Grow up.
bat anderson

United States

#21 Jul 27, 2010
PussandBoots wrote:
Quit arguing this is suppose to be a interesting topic and u two gotta get on here and mess it up. Grow up.
grow up for this thread,laffin
if you knew me you would know im a nice guy that doesnt like to argue
now f__k off before i kick your ass

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