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#1 Feb 21, 2012
Money cannot buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.

“Look Behind You”

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#2 Feb 22, 2012
Be wary of the toes you step on today,

For they may be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow!

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#4 Feb 22, 2012
Number47 wrote:
Be wary of the toes you step on today,
For they may be connected to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow!
nice!

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#5 Feb 23, 2012
Forgive your enemy, but remember the axxhole's name.

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#6 Feb 23, 2012
Remember the tea kettle, when it is up to it's neck in hot water.... is when it sings it's best song.

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#7 Feb 23, 2012
Life is one big shit-sandwich,

I always try to get mine with 99% bread!

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#8 Feb 23, 2012
Many people are alive today, only because it's illegal to shoot them.

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#9 Feb 23, 2012
When anyone asks me "Are You Alright",

I tell them "No, I Think I Am All LEFT".

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#10 Feb 24, 2012
To my significant other:

If a man could be,
Three places at one time,
I'd be with you,
Yesterday,
Tomorrow,
and Today!

“So Sweet ;)”

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#11 Feb 24, 2012
When you go and do something stupid....
.....at least rise to the occasion.

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#12 Feb 25, 2012
If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

“Kick ROCKS!!”

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#13 Feb 25, 2012
Stand for something... Or you will fall for anything.

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#15 Feb 26, 2012
Alcohol does not solve problems, but then neither does voting for the Democrats.

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#16 Feb 26, 2012
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.

Give a man a welfare check, a forty ounce malt liquor,

a crack pipe and some Air Jordan's and he votes

Democrat for a lifetime.
Buford

Martin, KY

#17 Feb 26, 2012
Never sh!t in your own backyard.

“So Sweet ;)”

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#18 Feb 26, 2012
Buford wrote:
Never sh!t in your own backyard.
And who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks....mine never sh!ts in the backyard anymore.

Honey, get the electric shock collar out.

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#19 Feb 27, 2012
The word "Therapist"

Depending on how you say it,

Can also be "The Rapist"!

“"Handle your business."”

Since: Jun 11

Strife torn Appalachia, USA

#20 Feb 28, 2012
Do not compare your life to others'. For you have no idea what their journey is all about.
Oppy

Salyersville, KY

#21 Feb 28, 2012
Ole Cooter wrote:
Money cannot buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
Ok

“"Handle your business."”

Since: Jun 11

Strife torn Appalachia, USA

#22 Feb 29, 2012
I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

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