Are Yogurt Shops a Sign of End Times?

Are Yogurt Shops a Sign of End Times?

Created by Ron Paul on Apr 3, 2012

23 votes

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Yes, I'm taking my goat and leaving

Maybe, they better not take my guns

No, yogurt is yummy

If they take foodstamps, than no.

Ron Paul

Santa Fe Springs, CA

#1 Apr 3, 2012
Come on followers of the Revolution let's show these yogurt loving communist what we think!

Pahrump, NV

#2 Apr 4, 2012
End of times - really?
Precious Pahrump

Pahrump, NV

#3 Apr 4, 2012
If they have "Nibiru" flavor then yes, it is the end times.

Since: Apr 12

United States

#4 Apr 4, 2012
Yea! In the bible it says something about a guy on a yogurt horse with crushed butterfingers on it! He brings cavities or something like that.
Punishing Pahrump

Pahrump, NV

#5 Apr 20, 2012
We need to force all businesses to have a yogurt shop inside them. Also we need to make a law saying that during any doctors visit, you must be tested for yogurt consumption. If your yogurt levels are low, you will be given 2 extra yogurt rations for every month until your yogurt levels are normal again.

Next the Town Board will sponsor a gun buy back program where all the town citizens can turn in their evil guns for yogurt coupons.

We also need to find a way to encourage illegal aliens to come here. After all, we need people to serve us all this yogurt.

Shirley Matson will be the only one in town barred from yogurt shops, and we will finally live in an open and free society.

Joghurt macht frei

Pahrump, NV

#6 Apr 21, 2012
I maybe buy a frozen yogurt once every few years, at the most, and only when the little lady suggests it- although we are MUCH bigger ice cream fans. As far as the poll is concerned, can't we compromise and have an alternative line of goat's milk yogurt?
Why Not

Canyon Country, CA

#7 May 5, 2012
I'm looking for cig flavor yogurt.mmmmm can I get it in Pahrump, my town

Pahrump, NV

#8 May 7, 2012
Is yogurt suppose to come out of the machine all runny?

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