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Precious Pahrump

Pahrump, NV

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Mar 29, 2012
 

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Pahrump really needs public transportation. We need a MONORAIL I think we should levy a 15% personal income tax on all the remaining employed US citizens of pahrump to pay for it. We could run it during the day time off solar power and at night tow it with a tank from the amusement park.

It should travel not in a loop, but in a pattern more like a big figure 8 to make the ride more interesting. The center of the 8 can be at the welfare office. At the top it should end near the dump, and at the bottom near the tecopa road, so passengers can board the high speed Las Vegas to Tecopa bullet train.

The monorail should have wood affixed to the sides, with clear trashbags for windows so our passengers feel more at home. A burning tire affixed to the front of the engine would aid in letting bystanders know of the monorail's location throughout town. The blind would also be able to smell the presence of the "Pahrump Comet" (for safety of course)as it mades it's journey throughout the valley.

What do you think? Is this project ambitious enough?
Punishing Pahrump

Covina, CA

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Mar 30, 2012
 
YES, more taxes, and wood bumpers! Occupy the Monorail! A monorail themed amusement park would be a good idea as well.
Joe

Pahrump, NV

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Mar 31, 2012
 
Oh brother!!!
Precious Pahrump

Pahrump, NV

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Apr 1, 2012
 
I have just decide, Amargosa needs a stop on our rail line, we should save some money by routing it up 160, over to Crystal, then the final stop will be at the end of farm road.

Since: Apr 12

Pahrump, NV

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Apr 2, 2012
 
Just so it stops at all the cat houses, and a few of the labs and grow houses too. I would live on that funky junky train!
George

Gillette, WY

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Apr 2, 2012
 

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Will there be yogurt served on the train?

Since: Apr 12

Pahrump, NV

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Apr 2, 2012
 
Yes, with sprinkles. <WINK!>
Precious Pahrump

Pahrump, NV

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Apr 4, 2012
 
That's too many stops Meth Lick, how about we just move some of those establishments onto special cars on the train and deliver the business to the people instead of people to the business.
Punishing Pahrump

Pahrump, NV

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Apr 4, 2012
 
Yes, far too many stops, the only stops the Pahrump Monorail of doom should make is the liquor store, the smoke shop, and the local casinos.

It must also make at least one stop a day at the Yogurt shop to force Pahrumpians into buying some yogurt.

Since: Apr 12

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Apr 4, 2012
 
Wow! A train with all that on it would be a super funky junky train! Fork over my boarding pass!!

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