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Two Harbors, MN

#24 Feb 14, 2012
You all disgust me. And are extremely sad to even begin to "joke" about ANYONE's death. And as for Whitney, despite some of her mistakes ( in which WE ALL make throughout our lifetime) she succeeded and went a lot farther than any of you all EVER will, clearly. Have a super day!
NaziFucker

Cantonment, FL

#25 Feb 14, 2012
"Miss Houston! Miss Houston! Are you playing "Submarine"? I think it's time to surface!"
auk

Since: Sep 10

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#26 Feb 14, 2012
What's 6 inches long and not getting sucked on Valentine's day?

Whitney's crack pipe
NaziFucker

Cantonment, FL

#27 Feb 14, 2012
Nice.
auk wrote:
What's 6 inches long and not getting sucked on Valentine's day?
Whitney's crack pipe
certifed

Whitesville, KY

#30 Feb 14, 2012
death is not something that u joke about.its finale.thats someone daughter/mother loved one.hope you never have to go thru what her family is going thru.RIP whitney.you will be missed by all your loving family and friends.your hater are your moviaters.it is what it is.a fan always.
NaziFucker

Cantonment, FL

#31 Feb 14, 2012
You've got some good material.
vajayjaysmasher wrote:
Congratulations to Whitney on her fourth day of sobriety.
What does a well fed spider and Whitney Houstons vagina have in common?
They are both black, hairy, and can't crawl out of the bathtub.

Since: Feb 12

Kendall Park, NJ

#32 Feb 14, 2012
Whitney Hustons agent has now confirmed, whitney will be the new spokesperson for kent flotation devices.
bobby brown

United States

#34 Feb 14, 2012
Dying was the only way she was gonna get back on the grammy's!! Lol
Doug

Memphis, TN

#35 Feb 15, 2012
What would Whitney Houston be doing today if she were still alive?
Scratching and beating on inside of the coffin lid.

Since: Feb 12

Kendall Park, NJ

#36 Feb 15, 2012
what the last thinh whitney said?

what a fine mess youve gotten me into this time, oxy.
michael jackson

United States

#37 Feb 17, 2012
[QUOTE who="hhhaksh."]She died 2 days ago. & you're already posting jokes. Disrespectful pricks! How would you like it If someone you knew died & people started posting jokes about them? Exactly, you wouldn't. Have a heart, damn.[/QUOTE] your ignorant that's ignorant
Poopee

Indianapolis, IN

#38 Feb 17, 2012
What is hard six inches long and did not get sucked last night?...Whitney Houston's crack pipe.
NaziFucker

Cantonment, FL

#39 Feb 18, 2012
More people watched "The Bodyguard" tonight than in the previous 10 years.

People like dead singers better than live ones, it seems.

Elvis is still The King!
hhhaksh.

Madisonville, KY

#40 Feb 19, 2012
auk wrote:
[QUOTE who="hhhaksh."]She died 2 days ago. & you're already posting jokes. Disrespectful pricks! How would you like it If someone you knew died & people started posting jokes about them? Exactly, you wouldn't. Have a heart, damn."

Cause Whitney Houston's family is obviously reading Paducah Topix... dumbass.
The whole fact of it, is just disrespectful, dumbass.
hhhaksh.

Madisonville, KY

#41 Feb 19, 2012
michael jackson wrote:
[QUOTE who="hhhaksh."]She died 2 days ago. & you're already posting jokes. Disrespectful pricks! How would you like it If someone you knew died & people started posting jokes about them? Exactly, you wouldn't. Have a heart, damn."

your ignorant that's ignorant
Please inform me how that is ignorant. Because I'm pretty sure ignorant means "unaware" or "nonknowing" & honey, I'm pretty sure I know joking about someone's death is disrespectful.<3
Mutant Midget

Cantonment, FL

#42 Feb 19, 2012
I want to put my deformed manhood into your holes.

[QUOTE who="hhhaksh."]<q uoted text>
Please inform me how that is ignorant. Because I'm pretty sure ignorant means "unaware" or "nonknowing" & honey, I'm pretty sure I know joking about someone's death is disrespectful.<3[/QUOTE]
hhhaksh.

Madisonville, KY

#43 Feb 19, 2012
Mutant Midget wrote:
I want to put my deformed manhood into your holes.

[QUOTE who="hhhaksh."]<q uoted text>
Please inform me how that is ignorant. Because I'm pretty sure ignorant means "unaware" or "nonknowing" & honey, I'm pretty sure I know joking about someone's death is disrespectful.<3"
That's strange.
awesome

Paducah, KY

#45 Feb 21, 2012
Yesterdays News wrote:
You all disgust me. And are extremely sad to even begin to "joke" about ANYONE's death. And as for Whitney, despite some of her mistakes ( in which WE ALL make throughout our lifetime) she succeeded and went a lot farther than any of you all EVER will, clearly. Have a super day!
yeah but were still alive. cant feel sorry for someone who had it all and was stupid to do what she did with her life. cant feel sorry for that
Larry

Paducah, KY

#46 Feb 22, 2012
auk wrote:
What's 6 inches long and not getting sucked on Valentine's day?
Whitney's crack pipe
Good one

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