Talon Falls - Reviews from this year

[Hey hey]

Tina aka tlo wrote:

it cost forty bucks now what they think they are bill gates and can charge that much for a halloween thing..jeezus i don't go because i hate lines and it bores me..it was ok when i was 12 but lets face it i am 27 and would rather see a real haunted house like go to louisville to waverly hills than do some lil haunted thing where ppl dress up its cool to look at but it don't scare me and i get nothing out of it..but keep doing what u do i ain't hating just maybe lower the price poor kids where u think they come up with forty bucks at u seen the economy and i am sure half of them ain't got jobs..wouldn't u think...dur dur well i am sure they bug the poor parents who are working there butts off to pay 40 bucks to take a kid to 3 attractions but whatever floats ur boat

$40 gets you into 3 shows you dont have to do all three just do one. Two of the shows are only 10 bucks a piece with coupons

[talon]

That price is for 3 different haunted houses. You dont have to go to all 3 if you dont want to.

Tina aka tlo wrote:

it cost forty bucks now what they think they are bill gates and can charge that much for a halloween thing..jeezus i don't go because i hate lines and it bores me..it was ok when i was 12 but lets face it i am 27 and would rather see a real haunted house like go to louisville to waverly hills than do some lil haunted thing where ppl dress up its cool to look at but it don't scare me and i get nothing out of it..but keep doing what u do i ain't hating just maybe lower the price poor kids where u think they come up with forty bucks at u seen the economy and i am sure half of them ain't got jobs..wouldn't u think...dur dur well i am sure they bug the poor parents who are working there butts off to pay 40 bucks to take a kid to 3 attractions but whatever floats ur boat

[Annonymous]

[QUOTE who="Actor!!"]Well all I can say is I work there, and it's amazing, we work our butts off and put Alot of hard work and energy into that place, to give our guests the best show we can, and you say where no good, buts that's why we make grown men and women lose control of their bodily functions. And not to mention we are rated #9 in the nation, is pretty amazing. If you dont wanna spend $40, which is well worth it. Then you shouldn't have anything to say about it. Todd and the sceamteam has worked non stop trying to make this place better than it ever was, and one of the best around and it is,[/QUOTE]
I totally agree with you! i went twice last year, and I plan on going again this year! I'm 13 years old and I LOVED my trips to talon falls! i thought it was amazing! yes, the lines were long, but I got through them all quickly! & the $40 was really worth it! I think the scream team does an awesome job! keep up the good work!

[bky69]

STFU!

[Guest]

Sad they work their butts off.... to be a volunteer, all while 1 man gets all of the $$ in his pocket!!

[go every yeah]

Lately there's not enough T&A

[dave]

Annonymous wrote:

[QUOTE who="Actor!!"]Well all I can say is I work there, and it's amazing, we work our butts off and put Alot of hard work and energy into that place, to give our guests the best show we can, and you say where no good, buts that's why we make grown men and women lose control of their bodily functions. And not to mention we are rated #9 in the nation, is pretty amazing. If you dont wanna spend $40, which is well worth it. Then you shouldn't have anything to say about it. Todd and the sceamteam has worked non stop trying to make this place better than it ever was, and one of the best around and it is, "

I totally agree with you! i went twice last year, and I plan on going again this year! I'm 13 years old and I LOVED my trips to talon falls! i thought it was amazing! yes, the lines were long, but I got through them all quickly! & the $40 was really worth it! I think the scream team does an awesome job! keep up the good work!

All you people that works at Talon Falls does a wonderful Job. I read where people drives Hundreds of miles just to check it out. My brother has been to other around the US. He said Talon Falls blows all the other away. I went for the first time about 3 or 4 years ago. I was impress, really enjoy it. I thought it was just for kids. I was surprise how many adults also went. As for the price go, It's worth it considering what you get. Keep up the good work.

[woop wooop]

what about the other haunted attractions ?

[Dee]

There are other haunted attractions in this area,however Talon Falls is the PREMIER haunt for hundreds of miles. There are actually 4 attractions this year and TF does NOT "pocket" all the money. It gets rolled back into the park to make things better each year !!! How do I know you may ask???.... Because I'm on the production crew and TF is a very good friend of mine,even outside Talon Falls. We work year around to keep customers guessing what will happen next . I have been to several haunts over the years and we have just as detailed a haunted attraction as anybody and our makeup and wardrobe are second to none. We were #9 best haunt in the COUNTRY last year and will continue to strive for the #1 ranking as well as give the customer the best scare for their money. The waiting in line has been addressed and we ARE working to speed up that area.

[CeS]

My husband and I have been going to Talon Falls with a group of our friends for the past 3 years! We love it! We always have such a great time!(Even waiting in line!) The price is worth it for sure! However we do get the coupons or cup from
Hardee's If we can. But we also try to save as much money as we can on our tickets because we have to use the extra in our gas tank since we drive a long way to get there... Mileage I'm sorry but im not sure of, but I do know its just at a 2 hour car ride! But believe me it is worth it to us anyways! I have been planning our trip there this year for a month now!! We are looking forward to the 4th attraction that's been added this year!! Keep up the hard work to everyone working out there!!!

[Dee]

Thanks CeS. Check out the top 10 haunts on the weather channel Oct 17th . We are one of the top 10 in the COUNTRY !!! We were #9 last year and we are preparing to move up this year. Thanks again for your support and hope you have a great time again

CeS wrote:

My husband and I have been going to Talon Falls with a group of our friends for the past 3 years! We love it! We always have such a great time!(Even waiting in line!) The price is worth it for sure! However we do get the coupons or cup from
Hardee's If we can. But we also try to save as much money as we can on our tickets because we have to use the extra in our gas tank since we drive a long way to get there... Mileage I'm sorry but im not sure of, but I do know its just at a 2 hour car ride! But believe me it is worth it to us anyways! I have been planning our trip there this year for a month now!! We are looking forward to the 4th attraction that's been added this year!! Keep up the hard work to everyone working out there!!!

[Savannah]

I don't mind waiting in line, I would rather wait so that groups can be spaced out like they always have been. and the projection screen playing movies is nice to help pass time.

[ScareSeeker]

Anyone know of good haunted houses around this area besides Talon Falls? Been there and done that and was not worth it or scary enough.

[Dee]

ScareSeeker wrote:

Anyone know of good haunted houses around this area besides Talon Falls? Been there and done that and was not worth it or scary enough.

well,its all new this year so YEAH, its worth it. If we aren't scary,then why are we one of the top 10 sacriest haunts in the COUNTRY LOL. Looks to me like you are from another house around paducah and want to start crap. If we weren't scary, then why did You click on " talon falls review " hunting for other houses LOL. Hope you have as good a haunting season as we do.

[Satan]

I'm so proud of the #9 status and all the hard work you have put in glorifying my work and deeds. T.F. you are my faithful servant. You have come so far from having sex with goats in Livingston Co. Shine on my son. Oh and K,F, lay off the thoughts of hairy man butt. You know what I'm talking about.

[Dee]

LOL satan. ..... nothing satanic at talon.... must be confused with a different haunt

[Satan]

My mistake, I will pass over Talon Falls on the coming fall nights but will not stop there. Listen for me laughing on the wind. "Let me introduce myself, I've been around for a long long year, Please to meet you, hope you guessed my name" The Rolling Stones.

Dee wrote:

LOL satan...... nothing satanic at talon.... must be confused with a different haunt

[TalonFallsFlat]

Yep, it's boring and definitely not worth it for the money. It is also trashy and not fit for younger kids or even teen-agers,(look at the ads with the asses showing) but what can one expect from the weirdo that cooked this up? Part of it is newly built since that unexplained and mysterious fire burned the old one down. Hope that part is bigger and better, but the price is way too high still for an inferior haunt.

[Ghost]

Dee, sorry to tell you but Talon Falls is listed as #9 at Haunted World where TF has huge paid ads and it is no wonder they would "award" that honor to a place that pays so much for the ads. Don't blow your own horn so loudly. You sound like the idiot that thought up that place. Yes, TalonFallsFlat, their ad shows those swimsuit "models" asses and it looks really sleazy. No, I would not want my kids to see those sleazy looking, anorexic butts, although some people like to photograph them. It could be much more scary but a lot of it is comical and just plain stupid. It would benefit with more fright, more asses covered up, and less sleaze and then that would be a big improvement, but I think some people are really into that sleaze. Also, this thing is not very long at all. Most of the time is spent waiting and waiting and WAITING! This whole thing is a waste and not worth it at ALL! Maybe $10.00 for the whole thing, but that would be pushing it!

[HAUNT WORLD]

hey ppl its much beter to go to the smaller attractiond and pay 10$ and not wait in line forever some of the local haunts are great the one in benton is over the top and is scarey as hell the one in fancy farm is huge and they have a zombie shoot they have a corn maze off exit 3 its their first year .but the real cool attraction in lacenter closed they lost the building its sad it was a real cool haunt .