Have you ever been on that 'TruTV World's Dumbest' show? I've only seen commercials for it, and would be too embarrassed to try and sit through an episode, but this little ditty you just spouted off sounds really similar to one of the red-neck idiot stars featured in a commercial. You didn't go get on your roof after you posted this and try to jump onto a trampoline, did you?<quoted text>
Well you got me there buddy, I will tell you what I would not fudge on though, and its this,
You' re a fat slob sitting on the sofa eating potato chips, drawing Social Security disability and pecking on your I-pad till your old lady gets up and takes it away from you. Then you all have to take turns, one trying to be more ignorant than the other. Then it is time to send her off to work and takes the I-Pad with her to keep you off the child porn sites..........
Now sir, that is something I would dare not fudge on.
You should check into being on that show.