need help getting laid.

need help getting laid.

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little man

Oxford, AR

#1 Dec 12, 2011
I feel like I can't get laid. I get with girls but as soon as they see how small I am, they run away. I have no swag. What do I do?
pipe layer

Mountain Home, AR

#2 Dec 12, 2011
they run from me too...when they see that 14 inch pipe,they get scared and run.
Anonymous

United States

#3 Dec 26, 2011
Hahaha guys really? Just be yourselves dorks:P

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