Labia Majora

Winder, GA

#1 Jul 24, 2008
In the dense central areas of Preston Kentucky, a conservation group has found what appears to be a new species of animal! WWF caught two images of the animal, which is bigger than a domestic snake, peach in color with large blue viens, and has a long muscular body.
UK biologist Dr. James Robinson was quoted: "It's extremely exciting when a completely new species is discovered! This is a rather large animal and is snake-like in appearance!"
MSU biologist Dr. Phillip Green added that it's victims are almost always attractive, Preston females, and seem to enjoy being attacked by this massive lifeform.
Marine biologist Dr. Rodney Thompson was quoted to say "The animal actually enters it's victims through a small, bodily orfice, then it deposits it's fluid from an opening in it's rather large head".
"Surprisingly, the female victims find the whole encounter somewhat pleasurable." said Dr. Marvin Davis.
More research is underway and any new details will be made available as soon as possible.
Dr Phil

Winder, GA

#2 Jul 25, 2008
Labia Majora wrote:
In the dense central areas of Preston Kentucky, a conservation group has found what appears to be a new species of animal! WWF caught two images of the animal, which is bigger than a domestic snake, peach in color with large blue viens, and has a long muscular body.
UK biologist Dr. James Robinson was quoted: "It's extremely exciting when a completely new species is discovered! This is a rather large animal and is snake-like in appearance!"
MSU biologist Dr. Phillip Green added that it's victims are almost always attractive, Preston females, and seem to enjoy being attacked by this massive lifeform.
Marine biologist Dr. Rodney Thompson was quoted to say "The animal actually enters it's victims through a small, bodily orfice, then it deposits it's fluid from an opening in it's rather large head".
"Surprisingly, the female victims find the whole encounter somewhat pleasurable." said Dr. Marvin Davis.
More research is underway and any new details will be made available as soon as possible.
SHORE NUFF!!!!????
Oville Villian

Mount Sterling, KY

#3 Jul 25, 2008
Very True
pedro

Cleveland, GA

#4 Jul 26, 2008
Did anybody get caught in the road block tonight?
Wonder Woman

Winder, GA

#5 Jul 26, 2008
pedro wrote:
Did anybody get caught in the road block tonight?
What road block?
pedro

Cleveland, GA

#6 Jul 26, 2008
Wonder Woman wrote:
<quoted text>What road block?
I saw 3 cops with their lights on, out by the old railroad track. I assumed it was a road block.
Wonder Woman

Winder, GA

#7 Jul 26, 2008
pedro wrote:
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I saw 3 cops with their lights on, out by the old railroad track. I assumed it was a road block.
Are you talking about the tracks by Rube Blevins Store?
pedro

Cleveland, GA

#8 Jul 27, 2008
Wonder Woman wrote:
<quoted text>Are you talking about the tracks by Rube Blevins Store?
yes. There were 2 state cops and a county or city cop there.
cherry

Cleveland, GA

#9 Jul 27, 2008
pedro wrote:
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yes. There were 2 state cops and a county or city cop there.
why are they out there so much? just about everyday i meet a state trooper. are they looking for someone...or illegal activities?
Preston Citizen

Wallingford, KY

#10 Jul 27, 2008
cherry wrote:
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why are they out there so much? just about everyday i meet a state trooper. are they looking for someone...or illegal activities?
Well I wouldn't know, maybe because Preston and Blevins Valley and the surrounding area have become the hot bed for thieves and drunks and people who think they are race car drivers, I am glad that the citizens have complained enough about getting robbed and run off the road that they have finally taken us serious, it has been so nice to be able to go the mailbox without getting ran over.
pedro

Cleveland, GA

#11 Jul 27, 2008
I wouldn't care if they were out in Preston and Blevins Valley all of the time. I want them to catch every theif, every drunk driver, and every druggie-dealers and users. I hope that they caught who they were looking for (if they were looking for someone).
catch and release

Tremont, PA

#12 Jul 27, 2008
Does anyone know Vince Caudill? If you do please let me know...
cherry

Cleveland, GA

#13 Jul 27, 2008
pedro wrote:
I wouldn't care if they were out in Preston and Blevins Valley all of the time. I want them to catch every theif, every drunk driver, and every druggie-dealers and users. I hope that they caught who they were looking for (if they were looking for someone).
they need to go out on donahue a few times..they would definatly get some drunks coming from out there!
say cheese

Cleveland, GA

#14 Jul 27, 2008
cherry wrote:
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they need to go out on donahue a few times..they would definatly get some drunks coming from out there!
Why?
Michael

Macon, GA

#15 Jul 28, 2008
Yep, the local theives and drunk drivers are the same family for the most part, as well as running a very profitable meth lab and drug business in preston. They really set the standard for the community. Just remember, they run out of welfare money at the end of the month and thats when they come out to steal from there neighbors....so lock and load, and if your lucky you might be able to shoot one of them!(God knows the police will never catch you) So feel free to defend your selves and your property. p.s. is anyone interested in the pot growing all over by the power sub station on blevins valley road? help yourselves.....they wont mind!
pedro

Alto, GA

#16 Jul 28, 2008
Michael wrote:
Yep, the local theives and drunk drivers are the same family for the most part, as well as running a very profitable meth lab and drug business in preston. They really set the standard for the community. Just remember, they run out of welfare money at the end of the month and thats when they come out to steal from there neighbors....so lock and load, and if your lucky you might be able to shoot one of them!(God knows the police will never catch you) So feel free to defend your selves and your property. p.s. is anyone interested in the pot growing all over by the power sub station on blevins valley road? help yourselves.....they wont mind!
So you are saying there are meth labs in Preston? Who's running them? Just wondering...I live out there...don't want to get blown up.
BIGFOOT

Macon, GA

#17 Jul 29, 2008
My opinion is clear.
Everybody is tired of getting robbed.
You know what I mean>?
Everybody thinks im telling a lie.
Really, you should read between the lines.
Several might catch my "Caps".
Are we clear?
Really clear?
Everytime I write I trie to tell the truth.
Do you get it yet?
Rotten lil theives at the end of the road.
Unless you dont get the first hint.
Go read the first thing you see.
Depends on your opinion.
Everyone should have a voice.
A man just has to think and read chinese.
Lets think, chinese, "top to bottom".
Envious people are always here.
Regardless of the content.
So we should fight back....in a "capitol way".

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