“I like to rip girls apart”

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#1 Jan 8, 2013
What has 4 legs and one arm?

A Doberman in a children's playground!

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#2 Jan 8, 2013
Why did the baby drop it's bottle?
It was hit by a truck.
nipples

Owensboro, KY

#3 Jan 8, 2013
Jack the Rip_per wrote:
What has 4 legs and one arm?
A Doberman in a children's playground!
Making dog jokes... I see...

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#4 Jan 8, 2013
Dead baby jokes aren't funny.
nipples

Owensboro, KY

#5 Jan 8, 2013
Jack the Rip_per wrote:
Dead baby jokes aren't funny.
You are correct...

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#6 Jan 8, 2013
nipples wrote:
<quoted text>Making dog jokes... I see...
I wasn't making a dog joke when I spoke to you earlier. I really do enjoy knifing a dog, just to watch the owners reaction. You have to make sure they can't see you though, you want them to think they are alone, that's when you see the real devastation.

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#7 Jan 8, 2013
What do you call two abortions in a bucket?

Blood brothers.
nipples

Owensboro, KY

#8 Jan 8, 2013
Jack the Rip_per wrote:
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I wasn't making a dog joke when I spoke to you earlier. I really do enjoy knifing a dog, just to watch the owners reaction. You have to make sure they can't see you though, you want them to think they are alone, that's when you see the real devastation.
Whatever, Jack... No you don't. I saw you last week nursing along side a litter of pups. I understand times are tough and milk is expensive. Gotta do what you gotta do.

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#9 Jan 8, 2013
nipples wrote:
<quoted text>Whatever, Jack... No you don't. I saw you last week nursing along side a litter of pups. I understand times are tough and milk is expensive. Gotta do what you gotta do.
I'm lactose intolerant.
nipples

Owensboro, KY

#10 Jan 8, 2013
Jack the Rip_per wrote:
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I'm lactose intolerant.
Then I guess you do better with puppy milk then...

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#11 Jan 8, 2013
Jack the Rip_per wrote:
<quoted text>I'm lactose intolerant.
Says the man talking to "nipples".

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#13 Jan 8, 2013
nipples wrote:
<quoted text>Then I guess you do better with puppy milk then...
Mmmmm if I can eat them afterwards.

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#14 Jan 8, 2013
ClownUnderYourCar wrote:
<quoted text>Says the man talking to "nipples".
You know he was too ignorant to get the irony.
nipples

Owensboro, KY

#15 Jan 9, 2013
Jack the Rip_per wrote:
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You know he was too ignorant to get the irony.
I know what you meant...

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#16 Jan 9, 2013
Whatcha call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyway:-)

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