Help me become a writer.

Help me become a writer.

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Since: Apr 13

Europe

#1 Apr 19, 2013
I'm holding in my hands Writers Bureau enrollment forms... Help me deal with it.
hiv

United States

#2 Apr 19, 2013
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lol

Owensboro, KY

#3 Apr 19, 2013
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Jesse

Cadiz, KY

#4 Apr 19, 2013
We need to write, we need a fat woman in our sight, we need Kim K to do it right, we need a hottie to want us so bad she will fight, we need a ho to say she will and not might, we need a government program...
You Fail

Centertown, KY

#5 Apr 19, 2013
Jesse wrote:
We need to write, we need a fat woman in our sight, we need Kim K to do it right, we need a hottie to want us so bad she will fight, we need a ho to say she will and not might, we need a government program...
Nobody needs writing advice from a serial troll who repeats the same thing everyday. Sorry, Jesse. You FAIL again, as usual.
no

Morganfield, KY

#6 Apr 19, 2013
Nooooo we no help u
wit

Owensboro, KY

#7 Apr 19, 2013
Jesse wrote:
We need to write, we need a fat woman in our sight, we need Kim K to do it right, we need a hottie to want us so bad she will fight, we need a ho to say she will and not might, we need a government program...
Love the poems and the fact that they piss some people off so bad. Keep it up!
Zzzzz

Centertown, KY

#8 Apr 19, 2013
wit wrote:
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Love the poems and the fact that they piss some people off so bad. Keep it up!
Yes, we know. Topix is full of you easily entertained stupid people. Enjoy!
lol

Owensboro, KY

#9 Apr 19, 2013
Zzzzz wrote:
<quoted text>Yes, we know. Topix is full of you easily entertained stupid people. Enjoy!
You call me stupid? You don't even know me. I would much rather read Jesse post about government programs, than I would Amanda Bennett and her child molester friends bs!
Haha

Centertown, KY

#10 Apr 19, 2013
Zzzzz wrote:
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Yes, we know. Topix is full of you easily entertained stupid people. Enjoy!
Amen! At least the Jerry Springer stuff on here is entertaining in a trashy way. That Jesse dumbass just recycles the same junk that wasn't even funny to begin with.
haha

Owensboro, KY

#11 Apr 19, 2013
Haha wrote:
<quoted text>Amen! At least the Jerry Springer stuff on here is entertaining in a trashy way. That Jesse dumbass just recycles the same junk that wasn't even funny to begin with.
Isn't so funny when they are child molesters and people who watch kid porn!
You need help

Centertown, KY

#12 Apr 19, 2013
lol wrote:
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You call me stupid? You don't even know me. I would much rather read Jesse post about government programs, than I would Amanda Bennett and her child molester friends bs!
Wow! Really? You think Jesse is funny and child molesters should not be called out. You are a defective person!
Righter

Owensboro, KY

#13 Apr 19, 2013
Barnie Sarpong Freeman wrote:
I'm holding in my hands Writers Bureau enrollment forms... Help me deal with it.
How much do you have to pay to enroll? You can get lots of writing practice on Topix and other such forums. Is it the Writer's Bureau in Manchester, UK? If you want to write books, to become a professional author, the best writing advice is in Walden, by Henry David Thoreau. The vast majority of all highly successful authors never had any particular kind of education for writing. Just random ordinary education. They just keep writing books and submitting them for publication, year after year, till they finally get something published. After the first book gets published, the rest are much easier.
LOLpeople

Tucker, GA

#14 Apr 19, 2013
Jesse's "jokes" are only funny when stupid people get pissed off about it. Its called trolling! You're best bet is to ignore him.(:
yep

Owensboro, KY

#15 Apr 19, 2013
LOLpeople wrote:
Jesse's "jokes" are only funny when stupid people get pissed off about it. Its called trolling! You're best bet is to ignore him.(:
Your
joe

Richmond, KY

#16 Apr 19, 2013
Today?
hiv

United States

#17 Apr 19, 2013
My job is so unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you
about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is
pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly
fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered
and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but
herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising
that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of
the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are
endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1
to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her
"womanly" parts.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the stoner. And this guy is
more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he
comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably
hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22.
He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make
things worse, he brings his big dog to work. Every day I have to look
at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-
hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its
constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry,
requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single
day.
Anyway, I drive these idiots around in my van and we solve
mysteries and crap.
lol

Owensboro, KY

#18 Apr 19, 2013
You need help wrote:
<quoted text>Wow! Really? You think Jesse is funny and child molesters should not be called out. You are a defective person!
You're not comprehending what I typed. I meant that I would rather read that troll Jesse's post, than have to look at anything Amanda Bennett and her child molester friends have to type. Kudos to whomever IS calling them out. I happen to think that "Jesse" is helping to keep the fact that they are friends of a sex offender in the forums!
LOLpeople

United States

#19 Apr 19, 2013
yep wrote:
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