I've Got The Brown Finger
Posted in the Owensboro Forum
#1 Feb 10, 2014
I'm not sure exactly why it happened. It could have been the two-day old pizza. It could have been the boiled eggs. It could have been the cheap beer. Maybe it was the hot wings. It could have been the nachos. Whatever the hell it was, it made my butthole leak. I felt a wet spot in my drawers and I felt back there to confirm and got poop on my finger. It lingered underneath my finger nail. I hurried to the bathroom to wash my hands. I turned on the hot water and soaped up the finger like no one's business. I went outside to smoke a cig and all I smelled was turd.
#2 Feb 11, 2014
Don't lick it without professional help!!
#3 Feb 11, 2014
I told the fat neighbor kid that it was chocolate and he licked it off.
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