manylaffs
#1 Feb 19, 2013
I hear that laughing makes you lose weight & definetly cheers tha spirit.. laughing is music to the soul! Good-Bad & Nasty..let Me hear it!
geebers

Owensboro, KY

#2 Feb 20, 2013
There's nothing funny about laughing. It's very serious and can give you a heart attack. And you're right that it can make you lose weight, because a heart attack can make you die, and dead people tend to lose weight. So don't be going around asking for jokes. Let people live. And the next time you hear a joke, no matter how funny, keep a straight face, because laughter can be contagious. You never know how many lives you could save that way.
dummy
#3 Feb 20, 2013
geebers wrote:
There's nothing funny about laughing. It's very serious and can give you a heart attack. And you're right that it can make you lose weight, because a heart attack can make you die, and dead people tend to lose weight. So don't be going around asking for jokes. Let people live. And the next time you hear a joke, no matter how funny, keep a straight face, because laughter can be contagious. You never know how many lives you could save that way.
that is the DUMBEST!!! YOUR SUPID!!
geebers

Owensboro, KY

#4 Feb 20, 2013
What's the prize for dumbest? Is YOUR SUPID a prize? I've never seen one. Is it a good prize?
screensaver
#5 Feb 21, 2013
wow geebers YOUR A LAME!!!!!!
sponge bob

Owensboro, KY

#6 Feb 21, 2013
What's tougher a pizza or a Jew?

A pizza it doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
sponge bob

Owensboro, KY

#7 Feb 21, 2013
No wonder women love Jesus look how he's hung
sponge bob

Owensboro, KY

#8 Feb 21, 2013
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
sponge bob

Owensboro, KY

#9 Feb 21, 2013
What's the most confusing day in Harlem?
Fathers Day!
sponge bob

Owensboro, KY

#10 Feb 21, 2013
Why can't a Chinese couple have a white baby?

2 Wongs don't make a white.
sponge bob

Owensboro, KY

#11 Feb 21, 2013
What's Mexicos national sport?

Cross country
Lmao
#12 Feb 21, 2013
sponge bob wrote:
What's Mexicos national sport?
Cross country
Good One!
angelface
#13 Feb 21, 2013
sponge bob wrote:
No wonder women love Jesus look how he's hung
thx for the laughs;)

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