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#1 Dec 19, 2012
this for all of us who are loyal subjects of our queen who resides in her castle in the clouds

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#2 Dec 19, 2012
bobfrost wrote:
this for all of us who are loyal subjects of our queen who resides in her castle in the clouds
Erm, heavily court?? Any chance you got autocorrected, jester?

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#3 Dec 19, 2012
I have to leave Topix for a while. I can't deal with some of the things I have been reading. Goodbye all.

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#4 Dec 19, 2012
GreenSkulls wrote:
I have to leave Topix for a while. I can't deal with some of the things I have been reading. Goodbye all.
What??? I'm sorry.:(

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#5 Dec 19, 2012
Heavenly Court lol haha no not auto correct it just shows talk to text not a good thing when driving I sorry

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#6 Dec 19, 2012
bobfrost wrote:
Heavenly Court lol haha no not auto correct it just shows talk to text not a good thing when driving I sorry
Siri dictating incorrectly for you? I would've guessed it autocorrected you from "high".

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#7 Dec 19, 2012
CastleOnACloud wrote:
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Siri dictating incorrectly for you? I would've guessed it autocorrected you from "high".
no not siri just some stupid thing on my phone I wondered why no one came in to the post

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#8 Dec 19, 2012
GreenSkulls wrote:
I have to leave Topix for a while. I can't deal with some of the things I have been reading. Goodbye all.
I hope its not just because my phone made a mistake on this

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#9 Dec 19, 2012
bobfrost wrote:
<quoted text> no not siri just some stupid thing on my phone I wondered why no one came in to the post
I had an app like that once and deleted it immediately because it couldn't get ANYTHING right. But safer to talk text than type text while driving, for sure.:)

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#10 Dec 19, 2012
I doubt it had anything to do with you.

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#11 Dec 19, 2012
BLUeyedGUY wrote:
I doubt it had anything to do with you.
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GEEZER! I demand you get back in bed!! Your tired old rumpus had a long day and you need your rest.

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#12 Dec 19, 2012
CastleOnACloud wrote:
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GEEZER! I demand you get back in bed!! Your tired old rumpus had a long day and you need your rest.
I have returned from a quest my Queen but alas I am not weary

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#13 Dec 19, 2012
CastleOnACloud wrote:
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GEEZER! I demand you get back in bed!! Your tired old rumpus had a long day and you need your rest.
Even the queen isn't immune to autocorrect. Rump. Not rumpus.

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#14 Dec 19, 2012
CastleOnACloud wrote:
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Even the queen isn't immune to autocorrect. Rump. Not rumpus.
I liked rumpus better lol

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#15 Dec 19, 2012
BLUeyedGUY wrote:
<quoted text> I have returned from a quest my Queen but alas I am not weary
Glad to hear all the Ensure you've been drinking is keeping your strength up.

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#16 Dec 19, 2012
CastleOnACloud wrote:
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Glad to hear all the Ensure you've been drinking is keeping your strength up.
It's not ensure. It's a potion of my own concoction that restores ones youth and vitality Unfortunately it restores ones tonnage also

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#17 Dec 19, 2012
BLUeyedGUY wrote:
<quoted text> It's not ensure. It's a potion of my own concoction that restores ones youth and vitality Unfortunately it restores ones tonnage also
I don't suppose it restores virility, too??

When you exceed the weight of a small elephant, perhaps you should switch back to Ensure.

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#18 Dec 19, 2012
CastleOnACloud wrote:
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I don't suppose it restores virility, too??
When you exceed the weight of a small elephant, perhaps you should switch back to Ensure.
It does...lol. I'd like to say I've been busy doing something knightly like defending your kingdom but I've been making candy....lol

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#19 Dec 19, 2012
BLUeyedGUY wrote:
<quoted text> It does...lol. I'd like to say I've been busy doing something knightly like defending your kingdom but I've been making candy....lol
That's okay. Defending my kingdom is for the guards, not the geezer.

Now...about this candy...???

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#20 Dec 19, 2012
CastleOnACloud wrote:
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That's okay. Defending my kingdom is for the guards, not the geezer.
Now...about this candy...???
Usual holiday stuff. Peanut butter and fudge. White chocolate bark with peppermint. Devinity. Your basic candy groups. Sugar, sugar and more sugar...

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