cooking with semen
asian hand cannon

United States

#1 May 8, 2012
Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture
and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the
taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to
produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes
and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen
remains neglected as a food.

Monee, IL

#2 May 8, 2012
Do yu like nut or sumn?

Dunmor, KY

#3 May 8, 2012
You are one sick puppy!!! SMDH
asian hand cannon

United States

#4 May 8, 2012
Semen can be added to many of your favorite receipes, just allow the semen to reach room temp, this makes it thinner, therfore easier, to mix in.

United States

#5 May 8, 2012
remind me not to have dinner at your house
asian hand cannon

United States

#6 May 8, 2012
A tip for frying semen: heat a lightly oiled pan, remove from heat and ejaculate directly into it. Return to heat and cook without stirring. Semen frys like egg whites.
asian hand cannon

United States

#8 May 8, 2012
Drinking ginger tea and consuming cinnamon can help inprove the taste of semen.

Owensboro, KY

#9 May 9, 2012

United States

#10 May 9, 2012
Semen, found at your local Walmart.
Level 2

Since: Apr 12

Owensboro, KY

#12 May 10, 2012
you all have really found a dumm thing to talk about im out of here sick ows
the dude

United States

#13 May 10, 2012
So what kind of wine do ya serve with it
seman Jeremy

United States

#15 May 12, 2012
soundz splooglicious ;)

United States

#17 Nov 29, 2012
I like using used c0ndoms, even having a guy jack on my d!ck then rub one out. Even jacked on a guys d!ck b4 and let him s(rew me with my own come for lube.
Paul Photenhauer

Åstorp, Sweden

#19 Feb 8, 2013
Yes indeed guys, it's real and it's delicious. For all fans wanting more, Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook is out soon.


Tucker, GA

#20 Feb 8, 2013
Hey....I think u guys should have a cook off with Rachael Raye!!!
oooh mmm geee

United States

#21 Apr 27, 2014
Yuck! Are you serious? lol

Owensboro, KY

#22 Apr 28, 2014
I always save my semen after choking my chicken. Usually ill save it about two weeks and mix it in with my salads that i toss.
Harry Balls

Cantonment, FL

#23 Apr 28, 2014
I can sell you 1.5 gallons a week. Top Shelf Stuff.
Harry Balls

Cantonment, FL

#24 Apr 28, 2014
Great protein supplement.

Mixes well with all bodybuilding shake mixes & no harmful side effects like steroids.

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