I'm too drunk to taste this chicken!

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#1 Dec 3, 2012
Most embarrassing thing you ever did drunk....

After a long night of drinking heavily, I walked into the bedroom of a cabin we were renting, opened a dresser drawer full of clean folded clothes and proceeded to urinate into the drawer. Yeah, I'm that guy :/

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#2 Dec 3, 2012
Tw1st3d1 wrote:
Most embarrassing thing you ever did drunk....

After a long night of drinking heavily, I walked into the bedroom of a cabin we were renting, opened a dresser drawer full of clean folded clothes and proceeded to urinate into the drawer. Yeah, I'm that guy :/
After a long night of drinking. I walked into a house of a friend and proceeded to pee in his kitchen sink.

Yeah, I'm that drunk girl.

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#3 Dec 3, 2012
SexxxxyBish75 wrote:
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After a long night of drinking. I walked into a house of a friend and proceeded to pee in his kitchen sink.
Yeah, I'm that drunk girl.
LoL, I would have paid to see that! Wait! I think I did pay to see that!

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#4 Dec 3, 2012
Tw1st3d1 wrote:
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LoL, I would have paid to see that! Wait! I think I did pay to see that!
Drunk girls... gotta have loads of toleration and some appreciation. haha!

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#5 Dec 3, 2012
Considering I've never been anything more than a little buzzed off wine coolers, I think it would be funny to get me good & drunk...and then see what stupid, embarrassing things happen, as a result. ;)

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#6 Dec 3, 2012
SexxxxyBish75 wrote:
<quoted text>After a long night of drinking. I walked into a house of a friend and proceeded to pee in his kitchen sink.

Yeah, I'm that drunk girl.
Hahahahahahaha I was there! Hilarious!

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#7 Dec 3, 2012
SexxxxyBish75 wrote:
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Drunk girls... gotta have loads of toleration and some appreciation. haha!
Kitchen sinks are usually higher than the typical bathroom sink so for a woman to 'pee' in a kitchen sink is quite an accomplishment and probably very damn entertaining to watch. Not that I'd enjoy watching. Ok yes, YES I would enjoy watching!

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#8 Dec 3, 2012
CastleOnACloud wrote:
Considering I've never been anything more than a little buzzed off wine coolers, I think it would be funny to get me good & drunk...and then see what stupid, embarrassing things happen, as a result. ;)
Challenge accepted!!!
It's kind of sad you haven't had the experience of loss of memory and the humiliation of a good drunk night. Then again, I don't really recall if I had enjoyed myself or not during those days/nights. Hmmm

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#9 Dec 3, 2012
iloveglitter wrote:
<quoted text>Hahahahahahaha I was there! Hilarious!
lol yes! Redo soon ;)

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#10 Dec 3, 2012
Tw1st3d1 wrote:
<quoted text>Kitchen sinks are usually higher than the typical bathroom sink so for a woman to 'pee' in a kitchen sink is quite an accomplishment and probably very damn entertaining to watch. Not that I'd enjoy watching. Ok yes, YES I would enjoy watching!
I am a determined woman especially when drunk and have to pee. Several people watched, apparently but I didn't care. Ha! It is said I stripped my bottoms but that's ok... It was pole time. Lmao

Jk! Maybe

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#11 Dec 3, 2012
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I am a determined woman especially when drunk and have to pee. Several people watched, apparently but I didn't care. Ha! It is said I stripped my bottoms but that's ok... It was pole time. Lmao
Jk! Maybe
Lmfao at pole time! Damn it! Now I'm the one spitting my drink everywhere!

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#12 Dec 3, 2012
Tw1st3d1 wrote:
Most embarrassing thing you ever did drunk....
After a long night of drinking heavily, I walked into the bedroom of a cabin we were renting, opened a dresser drawer full of clean folded clothes and proceeded to urinate into the drawer. Yeah, I'm that guy :/
I once downed a 5th of wild turkey 101 proof in 15 min. Don't remember much after that but apparently I took the trash can outta the bathroom dumped it in the toilet and puked in the trash can then i got up in the middle of the night ( not knowing I was the one who was going to
Have to clean it up the next day) pissed twice in the trash filled toilet.

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#13 Dec 3, 2012
Another time I was drunk and taking a piss. Got done went to flush the toilet. At the same time I was reaching for the handle my phone rings so I'm simultaneously pulling my phone out of my pocket. And in my drunken state lost my grip on the phone just as I flushed the toilet.
I watches as my phone got flushed. Then after ward we all gatherd round to laugh as we called the phone which was still working and vibrating in the toilet.

I got a million more

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#14 Dec 3, 2012
A night of drinking lead to yet another phone lost until we heard the freezer ringing the next morning. Good times

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#15 Dec 3, 2012
SexxxxyBish75 wrote:
A night of drinking lead to yet another phone lost until we heard the freezer ringing the next morning. Good times
Lmao, good one right there!
<rinnnggg, rinnnggg >
'Hello.. Help me please, she was drunk again last night! Pissed in ANOTHER sink and locked me in the freezer! I won't even go in to detail about what she was having the dog do!'
Lmfao

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#16 Dec 3, 2012
SexxxxyBish75 wrote:
A night of drinking lead to yet another phone lost until we heard the freezer ringing the next morning. Good times
Baby, I love you and all your drunk/non drunk moments. Hilarious babe! You were like a kid in the candy store when we discovered your phone. Hehe

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#17 Dec 3, 2012
I got thrown out of a brothel in Chicago one time lol

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#18 Dec 3, 2012
RedFoX88 wrote:
I got thrown out of a brothel in Chicago one time lol
That's it, I heart you, marry me. Haha!!!

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#19 Dec 3, 2012
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That's it, I heart you, marry me. Haha!!!
Lol I finally rememberd my password
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#20 Dec 3, 2012
Was so drink me an my bf walking around blockbuster (yes I said blockbuster) and we were being loud and obnoxious, laughing and wrestling with each other and my pants had rips and holes in them and that sucker grabbed my pants and I tried to run away and my pants ripped almost completely off. From what I hear I was drunk enough not to care and I even rented a movie and waited in line....

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