Owasso Couple Start Petition For Oklahoma To Secede From The U.S.

Nov 13, 2012 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: NewsOn6 Tulsa

One week after President Obama's re-election, two online petitions ask the White House to allow Oklahoma to secede from the United States and become its own country.

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Uncle

Idabel, OK

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President Obama now has a guaranteed sure fire way to fix unemployment…………and all he had to do was to get elected again!
How did he do that you might ask? Well you see about 650,000 knuckleheads have signed a petition to secede from the union or if you work in the Federal Government you might also know it as committing Treason by violating all kinds of Sedition Acts.
Since the Feds generally frown on Treason it’s a good hunch they might get all tingly thinking about what cool investigation and litigation tactics they could use now a days. You know, since we have that really useful and really powerful Patriot Act. Thank you John Ashcroft! Talk about glory days eh?! Burden of proof? We don’t need no stinkin’“Burden of proof “! So we have the Domestic Security Enhancement Act tucked neatly in the Patriot Act well that allows those federal agents an almost transplant lookyloo at who signed those petitions. Not that it would have been too hard to track down 650,000 traitors…you know since the petition website has a .gov domain name.
So now let’s all think of the massive amount of manpower and/or binders full of women it would take to prosecute, incarcerate, rehabilitate, and generally all around just take care of 60,000 traitorous, felonious, and contemptuous swine. Not to mention where to put them. Can you say Guantanamo Bay?
From job creation to improving the average general intelligence, the petition of secession is already a resounding …ah well…success. So let’s pucker up America because we made some righteous lemonade out of all those 650,000 lemons.
Tony

Broken Arrow, OK

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Only a big big dummy would start a petition like that. How stupid can Americans get.
rdp

Sand Springs, OK

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listening to Rust Limball way too much...
please don't have any offspring.
rdp

Sand Springs, OK

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Maybe they can have Ted Nugent come in for a rally!
Or did he kill himself already?
How Silly

Tulsa, OK

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Did they think this thing through? LOL!!! I voted for Romney, but I'm not trying to be a total **** Fool, and take it this far.
Let em Leave

Tulsa, OK

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Banish them forever, never to set foot on UNITED STATES soil again, that should make them happy.
Let em Leave

Tulsa, OK

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Residents of all states who wish to secede from the union should be required to take their own advice about ‘personal responsibility’, and pay their share of the national debt before being released to fend for themselves.

This debt must be paid in full, or they cannot leave.

This means no federal assistance, period.

Abridged list includes no more upkeep for highways, nor for interstates or bridges, no federally funded law enforcement or fire department, no public libraries, no phone lines, no cable television, no cell phone towers, no power grids, no water lines, no mail services, no paramedics, no hospitals which accept Medicare/Medicaid funding, no ATF, FBI, DOJ, SWAT, or Department of Homeland Security, no Border Guard, National Guard, Coast Guard, Corps of Engineers, or WITSEC
American Lady

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It is a sign of the times that, three days before our nation's General Election, so few come here to commemorate a vestige of Liberty. Maybe it is a measure of how enslaved we are now. Although the fact that you are here, offers some evidence and measure of hope that there is at least one vestal virgin still tending the sacred fire.

http://www.texasnationalist.com/index.php/inf...

http://www.texasnationalist.com/

;-)
Rational Tulsans

Tulsa, OK

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HOOOOOOOORAY!!!! Let all the Rednecks Secede from the Earth. Racist bastards just mad because we have a Black President. Obama kicked the white dogs in the ass for the 2nd straight time, and it has driven the white racist, and the homosexual white man, insane.
Hopefully, these kind of white dogs can go live on top of a volcano. White boy just angry because Obama laid foot up his racist ass in the recent election.
White boys, YOU CAN'T BEAT A BLACK MAN. We are smarter than you White boys, and our penis sizes are must bigger, which is why your precious white woman has wet dreams about wll endowed Black men like mself.
Rational Tulsans

Tulsa, OK

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The white conservative man is a homosexual
justsaying

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Rational Tulsans wrote:
HOOOOOOOORAY!!!! Let all the Rednecks Secede from the Earth. Racist bastards just mad because we have a Black President. Obama kicked the white dogs in the ass for the 2nd straight time, and it has driven the white racist, and the homosexual white man, insane.
Hopefully, these kind of white dogs can go live on top of a volcano. White boy just angry because Obama laid foot up his racist ass in the recent election.
White boys, YOU CAN'T BEAT A BLACK MAN. We are smarter than you White boys, and our penis sizes are must bigger, which is why your precious white woman has wet dreams about wll endowed Black men like mself.
YOU are hilarious!!!
Bill

Duncan, OK

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Nov 15, 2012
 
Well we can do something about them 750,000 people who committed treason, we can arrest them and send them to prison! Or to a Detention Camp to spend the rest of their miserable lives Heh Heh. Obama is the King now you stupid morons! Get used to it!
Grey rebel

United States

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Ive never seen so many racists and as always its the one who calls the kettle black. Im sick of you uneducated blacks who like to talk about your penis being bigger. Wtf ? The comment section is not for you to run dowm white people however a black os neber to be considered racist. That is wjy obama was re elected , all you uneducated voting for the color of skin. Good thing you think ypur dick is so big as you have proven your brain is quite small
GunsandGlory

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Let them come and try to take me to prison! Or add me to a watch list! I'll give them so much hell they won't be able to hire enough people to take care of me! They want a war go ahead and start rounding up people who signed the petition! Lets see what happens! Oh and if you think your president is so wonderful I wonder how the parents of the four soliders killed in BenGahzi feel about him! He watched as they were murdered and no one gives a damn!
GunsandGlory

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War is inevitbale at this point! So come on! Let the rounding up of those who signed the petiion begin! Lets see how many agents fall before the end of each day of the war! The Union may have won the last war in 1865, but I'll be damned if they win this one!
GunsandGlory

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Here's a good petition for ya, once Obama is found guilty for what happened in BenGahzi we should petition that everyone of the Obama supporters be deported to Israel! Let them deal with the Hammas! HA HA HA HA
Rational Tulsans

Muskogee, OK

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Nov 23, 2012
 
Redneck white trash is just angry because a Black man was re-elected the U.S. President.

Since: Jul 12

Oklahoma City, OK

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Dec 11, 2012
 
Rational, can you even count to potato?
Rational Tulsans

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Dec 11, 2012
 
DistinctlyOK wrote:
Rational, can you even count to potato?
I see the little dumb right wing boy is back
Rational Tulsans

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Dec 11, 2012
 
I wish that all rednecks would leave the union.

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