Angry Missouri man claims dry asparagus is racist

Jul 18, 2013 Full story: 104.7 WTUE 60

If your grocery store has dry asparagus is it because of racism? Believe it or not, that's the speculation from one citizen-led human rights commission in the St. Louis area.

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#22 Jul 18, 2013
Be very careful of those leeks...well, you know how they can be...just keep your mops ready...:)
Krypteia

Horsham, UK

#23 Jul 18, 2013
I Am Enzo - The Baker wrote:
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I'm counting on you Krypt...
lol...I'm just an all round "ist'".

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#24 Jul 18, 2013
Sir Moos a Lot wrote:
Lettuce pray for asparagus .
Peas be with you.

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Homefries

#25 Jul 18, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>Peas be with you.
You beet me to it!!!

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#26 Jul 18, 2013
DILF wrote:
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You beet me to it!!!
8-|
Sorry, but I yam what I yam, and you are a has bean.>)

What really tugs at my heart (and all hearts of palm) is sufferin' succotash.

“Dads Cow Force”

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POKEATWAT FARMS . TENN .

#27 Jul 18, 2013
What about Zonkeys ! I saw them race once .

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#28 Jul 18, 2013
Lawrence Wolf wrote:
<quoted text>Peas be with you.
Use the Force young Jedi . Maybe you can hold the can lid machine away .
littlejohn2

Plainfield, IL

#29 Jul 18, 2013
If its racist I will buy them just to pi$$ them off

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Steamboat Sprgs Colorado

#30 Jul 18, 2013
Apples or oranges
Wonder what the claim would be if it were all white or blonde asparagus?
Wonder if the store floor is B&W tile if he walks on it?
Sounds like the fellows I worked with who claimed racism when they couldn't meet their daily quota in a warehouse,because they sweated more than Caucasians & had to take time to wipe themselves & drink water lol.
Some people really need more to do & really do need to have long talks with themselves. Rick
Parden Pard

Bath, PA

#31 Jul 18, 2013
Hey,,!! I ain't no cry-baby,,,but in my book,,? yea, dry asparagus is dam racist.(why can't decent people who teach kids to be criminals get an even break,,,like fresh broccoli,that looks likes baby trees,,,the kids like em,,)

“Dads Cow Force”

Since: Mar 12

POKEATWAT FARMS . TENN .

#32 Jul 18, 2013
wichita-rick wrote:
Apples or oranges
Wonder what the claim would be if it were all white or blonde asparagus?
Wonder if the store floor is B&W tile if he walks on it?
Sounds like the fellows I worked with who claimed racism when they couldn't meet their daily quota in a warehouse,because they sweated more than Caucasians & had to take time to wipe themselves & drink water lol.
Some people really need more to do & really do need to have long talks with themselves. Rick
Oranges as I cant find my toofs .

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Indianapolis, IN

#33 Jul 18, 2013
Morels are sexually suggestive and shouldn't be on public display where children may see them.

“Dads Cow Force”

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POKEATWAT FARMS . TENN .

#34 Jul 18, 2013
Uh Clem wrote:
Morels are sexually suggestive and shouldn't be on public display where children may see them.
Morels an Asparagus are good when cooked in butter together .

Vee

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#35 Jul 18, 2013
I have not seen any white asparagus in the stores lately. I am going to check with an attorney and see if my civil rights have been violated.

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Spotted World

#36 Jul 18, 2013
Which vegetable is a homophobe?

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Spotted World

#37 Jul 18, 2013
Seriously, there was something like that alleged in one town. The minorities complained that a particular grocery chain would ship all the expired meat to a particular store near a minority neighborhood. They alleged that all the expired meat showed up each month around the time everyone received their welfare checks.

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New York, NY

#38 Jul 18, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
Which vegetable is a homophobe?
...kumquats...

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#40 Jul 19, 2013
Putting the watermelon next to the fried chicken might be seen as a little racist.

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Homefries

#41 Jul 19, 2013
Spotted Girl wrote:
Seriously, there was something like that alleged in one town. The minorities complained that a particular grocery chain would ship all the expired meat to a particular store near a minority neighborhood. They alleged that all the expired meat showed up each month around the time everyone received their welfare checks.
Yeah, seems OK though.
If one is on welfare they should get the "secondary foods".

It'll give them some incentive to GET OFF WELFARE.
Parden Pard

Bath, PA

#42 Jul 19, 2013
DILF wrote:
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Yeah, seems OK though.
If one is on welfare they should get the "secondary foods".
It'll give them some incentive to GET OFF WELFARE.
As long as I'mma gettin my Hoagies and Pizza, I ain't never gettin off welfare,,,,,,,got it,,,?,,,and OHH ,,Macaroni salad too....with a side order of jello,,,,lol

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