Cherokee Tee-Pee and Pow-Wow

[cherokee762]

If you want to chat, tell funnie stories this is where you can do it. NO Negative posts. If you look to your left, you will see the triable library, where topics can be discussed, to your right and to the south is the all most famous Tomahawk bar where fire water is served and Ingin joe your bar keep can listen to your problems. In the middle you see family circle where the fire is lit, and smoke rises to the top and out the opening and upon the smoke are stories of the triable storie tellers from long ago and not so long ago. hope you enjoy you stay. I will try to keep it fun, Thanks

[cherokee762]

I was sitting at the Tomahawk bar when a bear comes through the door. He sets down and says to Ingin Joe ..."Hey Joe give me..........A BEER!
I turns to him and says, hey bear why the huge pause. he replies...OH I was born with them.....

[Sally WB]

Dear Cherokee,
Good Move! Great thread!

For the tribal fathers: Could you possibly teach us some Cherokee language? The actual Mother Tongue? I already know fire water and peace pipe, but would genuinely love to learn a "word of the week" in Cherokee, how 'bout it?
Keep them jokes comin!! In this world we need a good laugh - and ANY laugh is good!
God Bless you real good, Sally WB

[brianfucious]

oooooo... everry mahn kno brother confucious. now everry1 know brother brianfucious.

Remember, brother c said, "give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach him to fish, you feed him for life."

Brother brianfucious say... "to be master fisherman, must first be master baiter."

oooooo....

awlzo.. "haus without toilet is uncanny."
'es ahnd... "If you want pretty nurse, must furst be patient."

ah so....

"man who stands on toilet, is high on pot"

brianfucious (who has many more).

Like, "wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn."

[A Jeff Dunham puppet]

Sweet Daddy Dee here.

Wooo, those white women always got sex on the mind.

Remember one day I was riding on the bus, sitting in the back with the other bros. White lady comes and sit in front of us, minding her own business.

then one brother says to the other brother, who was writing something down on a notepad...

"Emma come furst. Den i come. Den two asses come together. I come once a-more. Two asses, dey come together yet a-gin. I come again and pee twice. Den I cumma one lasta time."

The white lady turned around and said...
"you foul-mouth swine. How dare you talk about your sex lives in public?"

I tell the lady, calm down. Who's talking about sex? He is teaching the other guy how to spell "Mississippi."

OOOOOHHHH Weeeee, now that some funny stuff right there.

(to see me on YOU TUBE... go there and type in "jeff dunham" "sweet daddy d")

[A Jeff Dunham puppet]

OOOOOHHHHH Weeeee, your sweet, divine wine, Sweet Daddy Dee is back. Glad to see all my crackers still around.

Had to go to my accountant the other day. One of my ho-es in trouble with the IRS. She told me she had to pay some taxes or some she-ite like that. That cracker had no imagination... silly CPAs.

Conversation went something like this:

CPA: What does 'Mary' do for a living Mr. Dee
SDD: She's a ho? Whad you think?
CPA: But I can't put that down on the audit.
SDD: Den put down a prostitute.
CPA: I can't put that down either.
SDD: Then call her a chicken farmer. that will work.
CPA: A chicken farmer? How you get that?
SDD: Well, she raised over 200 cocks last year.

OHHHHHH Weeeeee. That some funny stuff right there.

[A Jeff Dunham puppet]

a-yuck, a-yuck, a-yuck... that's funnier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest, Sweet Daddy Dee.

Bubba J here for ya.

You Osceola Topix folks kno imma going to be a doctor. mechanic life getting boring. Alwayz running outta beer.

Help me with my medical dictonary will you brianfucious? Tell me if I get these terms right? dhese de answers I got from hospital in Osceola.

benign: That's what you be before you be eight
artery: study of paintings
bacteria: back door to cafeteria
barium: what we do when someone dies
Cesarean section: a 'hood in Rome
catscan: looking for the kitty
cauterize: getting woman to see you
colic: a sheep dog
coma: a punctuation mark
dilate: to live long
enema: someone not a friend
fester: quicker than someone else
fibula: a small lie
genital: a non-jewish person.
hangnail: what you hang your coat on
(everyone knows its a reason to go to ER room)
impotent: distinguished, well known
labor pain: getting hurt at work
medical staff: doctor's cane
morbid: someone who bid higer than you did
nitrates: cheaper than day rates
node: I knew dat
outpatient: someone who fainted
pap smear: someone dissing your daddy real good
pelvis: second cousin to elvis
post operative: a letter carrier
recovery room: place to go for upholstery
rectum: dang near killed 'em
secretion: hiding something
seizure: dat roman emperor
tablet: small table
terminal illness: air sickness or getting sick at airport
tumor: one more than one more
urine: opposite of your out.
varicose: near or close by

so, brianfucious, you want to be my furst patient.

[brianfucious]

brianfucious thinks that he would rather be 18 point buck on first day of dear season and stroll into hunter's camp than go to your clinic, Bubba J.

AAAAHHHHHH so.

but to help you Bubba J:

brianfucious thinks 'impotence' is nature's way of say, "no hard feelings."
also, brianfucious says that constipated people won't give a crap.

[Just a Lil Ol Lady]

A Jeff Dunham puppet wrote:

OOOOOHHHHH Weeeee, your sweet, divine wine, Sweet Daddy Dee is back. Glad to see all my crackers still around.
Had to go to my accountant the other day. One of my ho-es in trouble with the IRS. She told me she had to pay some taxes or some she-ite like that. That cracker had no imagination... silly CPAs.
Conversation went something like this:
CPA: What does 'Mary' do for a living Mr. Dee
SDD: She's a ho? Whad you think?
CPA: But I can't put that down on the audit.
SDD: Den put down a prostitute.
CPA: I can't put that down either.
SDD: Then call her a chicken farmer. that will work.
CPA: A chicken farmer? How you get that?
SDD: Well, she raised over 200 cocks last year.
OHHHHHH Weeeeee. That some funny stuff right there.

Sweet Daddy Dee,
Methinks you are a legend in your own mind! Your jokes have some humor, but are more appropriate for hangin' with the boys, having a beer, scratching and farting. They turn a lady off - and if you notice there are more female "posters" here than male - so, take my friendly suggestion and tone it down - take the cracker remark with you too, I'm not a cracker, I'm one cute cookie!

[Sweet Daddy Dee]

Just a Lil Ol Lady wrote:

<quoted text>
Sweet Daddy Dee,
Methinks you are a legend in your own mind! Your jokes have some humor, but are more appropriate for hangin' with the boys, having a beer, scratching and farting. They turn a lady off - and if you notice there are more female "posters" here than male - so, take my friendly suggestion and tone it down - take the cracker remark with you too, I'm not a cracker, I'm one cute cookie!

Hey dere you fine little cookie,

Sweet Daddy Dee is fine like sweet wine..
and can be sensitive to all kind.

Me thinks you for your advice,
and want you to know that I am nice.

But you do know that Sweet Daddy is a ...
Professional IN Managerial Position, but you can shorten that to PIMP.

Now what you do for a living my delicious little cookie? Sweet Daddy always have room for desert.

OOOOOHHHHH Weeeeee.. that's some funny stuff right dere.

[Achmed dead terrorist]

Leave Us Alone... or...
I keel you!
Crackers? Cookies? Next we are going to have a Peanuts... ooooo. and I hate charlie brown.
I tried to keel him once, you know. Put him in the box with Walter, when he has gas. Heeeheeehee.
Walter told me to say that. I made a funny.

[fred]

A Jeff Dunham puppet wrote:

a-yuck, a-yuck, a-yuck... that's funnier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest, Sweet Daddy Dee.
Bubba J here for ya.
You Osceola Topix folks kno imma going to be a doctor. mechanic life getting boring. Alwayz running outta beer.
Help me with my medical dictonary will you brianfucious? Tell me if I get these terms right? dhese de answers I got from hospital in Osceola.
benign: That's what you be before you be eight
artery: study of paintings
bacteria: back door to cafeteria
barium: what we do when someone dies
Cesarean section: a 'hood in Rome
catscan: looking for the kitty
cauterize: getting woman to see you
colic: a sheep dog
coma: a punctuation mark
dilate: to live long
enema: someone not a friend
fester: quicker than someone else
fibula: a small lie
genital: a non-jewish person.
hangnail: what you hang your coat on
(everyone knows its a reason to go to ER room)
impotent: distinguished, well known
labor pain: getting hurt at work
medical staff: doctor's cane
morbid: someone who bid higer than you did
nitrates: cheaper than day rates
node: I knew dat
outpatient: someone who fainted
pap smear: someone dissing your daddy real good
pelvis: second cousin to elvis
post operative: a letter carrier
recovery room: place to go for upholstery
rectum: dang near killed 'em
secretion: hiding something
seizure: dat roman emperor
tablet: small table
terminal illness: air sickness or getting sick at airport
tumor: one more than one more
urine: opposite of your out.
varicose: near or close by
so, brianfucious, you want to be my furst patient.

i do think they all be rigths

[Just a Lil Ol Lady]

This fortune cookie calls self "MamaSan".
Don't get excited - title applicable to kids, grandkids, dogs and granddogs!:)

Cookie do remember desert with cookies and cream.
(Now, that's some funny stuff! MamaSan will get back in nice character.)

[Just a Lil Ol Lady]

Cherokee,
Did the Jam - gel? lol
How did it go? Are we gonna be rich?

[BAHnOsceola]

Hey 'lil ol lady,

did you go to You Tube and check out the Dunham puppets? there are several characters. Once you listen to them, you will understand their "sense of humors."

Nothing on this thread by me will ever be offensive. This is a fun thread and like Big Mamma's advice... it's easy to get carried away.

brian

[Just a Lil Ol Lady]

Brian,
You caught me! I didn't do all my research before I wrote - I have now checked out a half dozen of his puppets and listened to several minutes of each. Some of the stuff is hilarious. However, I don't do well with the "f" bomb and some of the other profanity. Just not my cup of tea. I have a choice to not look at that site, and will exercise that ability - but I would love to see this site without the racial slurs - even in total innocence based on these characters.....we have come a long way in my lifetime, but not far enough to throw words like these around willy nilly unless your audience is privy to the same knowledge you have.
So, Keep the joke coming and the Let the Good Times Roll!

[Nascar Fan]

Big Chief Cherokee:

What happened to the joke site.

[cherokee762]

Just a Lil Ol Lady wrote:

Cherokee,
Did the Jam - gel? lol
How did it go? Are we gonna be rich?

went great we all had a good time. played some good tunes, and packed the place.

[cherokee762]

Sally WB wrote:

Dear Cherokee,
Good Move! Great thread!
For the tribal fathers: Could you possibly teach us some Cherokee language? The actual Mother Tongue? I already know fire water and peace pipe, but would genuinely love to learn a "word of the week" in Cherokee, how 'bout it?
Keep them jokes comin!! In this world we need a good laugh - and ANY laugh is good!
God Bless you real good, Sally WB

Sally thank you, yes I will drop some of the mother tongue. as soon as I get time I will post the full phonics and the Cherokee alphabet

But to get started the cherokee words for the week.

Hello= ch/phonics= O-SI-YO
English= OH SEE YOH

Mother= ch/phonics= U-NI-TSI
English= OOH KNEE CHEE

Father= ch/phonics= DO-DA
English= DOE DAH
Girl= ch/phonics= A-GE-YU-TSA
English= AH GAY YOU CHAW
Boy= ch/phonics= A-TSU-TSA
English= A CHEW CHAW

[cherokee762]

Ok everyone. Is it me or does anyone else feel disappointed in what we have to pick from in the canidates in both parties this election. I dont really want to turn this into who I am or you are going to vote for. I am just wandering if anyone thinks that as of lately we have seen a decline in the politcal pool. I wish there was someone that would really cause a stir. Maybe some of you do see that, but I really just see it as politics as usual.