Obama the first gay president!

Obama the first gay president!

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#1 Feb 20, 2013
The contents of this post may be upsetting to some of you unrepentant Obama apologists. You may want to sit this one out and wait for the next post which will be up shortly.

For years there have been rumors about President Barack Obama’s sexual preferences. To understand why I am entertaining the rumors today, I have to take you back to November 2011, when Obama’s “body man” Reggie Love resigned from his manufactured position as “deputy political director” to Mr. Obama.

At the time, the WH press pool that follows Obama everywhere speculated quietly that the president and Mr. Love had broken up. The rumor mongers within the press pool speculated that Love was asked to resign — so close to the November elections — because “compromising” pictures from his college days had surfaced online — and the pics were zooming along the Internet highway at such a rapid pace that the White House could not contain them.

According to this blog, the pictures purportedly showed a “heavily inebriated” Mr. Love performing a homosexual act on another male.

It was important for Reggie Love to tender his resignation if Mr. Obama had any hopes of being reelected. So, exit Mr. Love stage left.

Now, fast forward to this past week, when word leaked that the Obamas were taking separate vacations. As soon as the White House confirmed the reports, the devoted members of the Church of Obama dropped to their knees in fervent defense of their Savior.

One reader quipped:“When your relationship is strong and secure, you can take a separate vacay over a long weekend.”(Yea, sure. As if the reader wouldn’t snap if her husband even hinted that he was taking a separate vacation away from her.)

It’s important to note that the Obamas have taken separate vacations before. So why was it different this time? Well, this time Mr. Obama violated the rules by banning the White House press pool from laying eyes on him (or taking pictures) the entire weekend, which I’m sure is mandated in the Constitution somewhere.

The WH press pool was said to be “furious” at the lack of access to the president this weekend (as if it was the first time that Obama has blocked them from recording his extracurricular activities for all future generations to see).

The usually fawning media vented their frustrations in a most un-lapdog-like way.

“The way the president’s availability to the press has shrunk in the last two years is a disgrace,” snapped ABC News White House reporter Ann Compton, who Politico.com notes has covered presidents all the way back to Gerald Ford.
SkuttleButtWipe

Alamogordo, NM

#2 Feb 20, 2013
Hey look its an angry old decrepit broken down gay white guy !!!

Hey whats it like being an angry gay republican?
Warrior

Alamogordo, NM

#3 Feb 20, 2013
Proud to have the 1st gay President in my lifetime.
Ralph

Cloudcroft, NM

#5 Feb 20, 2013
SkuttleButtWipe wrote:
Hey look its an angry old decrepit broken down gay white guy !!!
Hey whats it like being an angry gay republican?
count me in. REACHAROUND
Ralph

Marion, OH

#6 Feb 21, 2013
Warrior wrote:
Proud to have the 1st gay President in my lifetime.
You must be young.
Warrior

Santa Fe, NM

#7 Feb 21, 2013
Now dig this. Rahmbutt the Ballerina and Bathhouse Barry are life members of Man’s Country, a gay bathhouse in Chicago. Rahmbutt wants to run for POTUS in 2016. Once Bathhouse Barry has bilked us for all we’re worth, The First Wookie divorces Ol Bathhouse Barry, because SHE can’t milk the taxpayer’s titty anymore. That clears the way for Bathhouse Barry to marry Rahmbutt, because his views on gay marriage have “evolved,” and they make history again being the first homo couple to infest the White House. Barry becomes First Bitch and America remains the laughingstock of the world.

In other news, Hanoi John Fonda Kerry finally got a call back from the Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov. Evidently, Hanoi John Fonda Kerry was waiting by the phone all weekend, like a ugly girl waiting on a date! Poor Lurch. Yet another great selection by The Ultimate Dumbass, almost as good as The Hildabeast and her reset button with the Russians back in 09!
Gorky

Albuquerque, NM

#8 Feb 21, 2013
It's about time we had a gay President, if we haven't already.

Now would also be a good time for a Lesbian Pope or at least a female pope! Are we ready for transgendered people in office? Many of you folks have no idea about the possibilities in a progressive world.
possibilities

Alamogordo, NM

#9 Feb 21, 2013
Gorky wrote:
It's about time we had a gay President, if we haven't already.
Now would also be a good time for a Lesbian Pope or at least a female pope! Are we ready for transgendered people in office? Many of you folks have no idea about the possibilities in a progressive world.
One possibility is national collapse. That would satisfy you wouldn't it Gorky. Your not very progressive. You don't care what everyone wants, just yourself.
Ralph

Marion, OH

#10 Feb 21, 2013
If you think a leader of the country that wears women's pants and had affairs with other men makes us more respected your wrong.
Ralph

Cloudcroft, NM

#11 Feb 21, 2013
you're wrong apostrophe please it is what they call a contraction. no need to thank me.

on a funnier note:

The Daily Edge‏@TheDailyEdge

Boehner: "Obama didn't believe Republicans were batshit crazy enough to let the #sequester actually happen. So when we do, it's his fault"

Since: Oct 08

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#12 Feb 21, 2013
Ralph wrote:
you're wrong apostrophe please it is what they call a contraction. no need to thank me.
on a funnier note:
The Daily Edge‏@TheDailyEdge
Boehner: "Obama didn't believe Republicans were batshit crazy enough to let the #sequester actually happen. So when we do, it's his fault"
Ihope the sequester happens so all the 47%ers lose their obamaroid phones and the airport lines last 8 hours and all the other terrible things da boy said would happen just to watch and see once again da boy was lying out is ass.
Gorky

Albuquerque, NM

#13 Feb 21, 2013
possibilities wrote:
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One possibility is national collapse. That would satisfy you wouldn't it Gorky. Your not very progressive. You don't care what everyone wants, just yourself.
You do realize that I was referring to the Pope, the one that recently resigned, don't you? Also, you are being very hateful in your remarks to me.

Being progressive is the exact opposite of national collapse. It is the Tea Party that doesn't care what anyone wants. For example: I want you to get what you want and what you deserve even if what you want and what you deserve turn out to be mutually exclusive.

I personally would rather see that our national government would get back to doing the business they were designed to do. Namely to make sure that the ultra wealthy don't make off with all our resources.
possibilities

Alamogordo, NM

#14 Feb 21, 2013
Gorky wrote:
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You do realize that I was referring to the Pope, the one that recently resigned, don't you? Also, you are being very hateful in your remarks to me.
Being progressive is the exact opposite of national collapse. It is the Tea Party that doesn't care what anyone wants. For example: I want you to get what you want and what you deserve even if what you want and what you deserve turn out to be mutually exclusive.
I personally would rather see that our national government would get back to doing the business they were designed to do. Namely to make sure that the ultra wealthy don't make off with all our resources.
I must confess that I am bewildered at how many equate bluntness with hate. From my own personal experience, when someone hates me they normally do two things, they either act like I don't exist or they try to lash out and hurt me. There is a proverb somewhere that says something like, the uncarved, blunt words of a friend are far better than the perfumed words of a liar. I have always looked on longingly at the skilled verbal articulation of a southern gentleman. They can tell you they are about to kick the living daylights out of you and make it sound like they are about to give you a gift. I've got to work with what I have. Reiteration is my forte'.
Anyway,'Namely to make sure that the ultra wealthy don't make off with all our resources.'
I concur.
SkuttleButtWipe

Alamogordo, NM

#15 Feb 21, 2013
Skuttlebutt wrote:
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Ihope the sequester happens so all the 47%ers lose their obamaroid phones and the airport lines last 8 hours and all the other terrible things da boy said would happen just to watch and see once again da boy was lying out is ass.
Hey look the old broken down GAY white man is still angry !!
Warrior

Santa Fe, NM

#16 Feb 21, 2013
SkuttleButtWipe wrote:
<quoted text>Hey look the old broken down GAY white man is still angry !!
Hey look the old broken down copy cat boy is still a moron.
Nixon

Cloudcroft, NM

#17 Feb 21, 2013
Ralph wrote:
you're wrong apostrophe please it is what they call a contraction. no need to thank me.
on a funnier note:
The Daily Edge&#8207;@TheDailyEdge
Boehner: "Obama didn't believe Republicans were batshit crazy enough to let the sequester actually happen. So when we do, it's his fault"
Boner bones the country.
Warrior

Alamogordo, NM

#18 Feb 22, 2013
Warrior wrote:
<quoted text>Hey look the old broken down copy cat boy is still a moron.
Uh oh ... looks like SkuttleBooty is getting angry as look how pathetically weak he is on this forum !!! LMAO !!!
Ralph

Marion, OH

#19 Feb 22, 2013
Obama has no respect from other countries, North Korean is close to selling Iran a Nuclear bomb and Obama does nothing. What happened to the open hand he flapped his lips about to where he would make world peace.

Since: Oct 08

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#20 Feb 22, 2013
Warrior wrote:
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Uh oh ... looks like SkuttleBooty is getting angry as look how pathetically weak he is on this forum !!! LMAO !!!
who are you again?
Warrior

Alamogordo, NM

#21 Feb 22, 2013
Skuttlebutt wrote:
<quoted text>who are you again?
Definitely not the worthless 47% white trailer park trash like you and other lazy dope smoking tattooded covered impoverish redneck whites collecting welfare that Romney spoke about!!

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