Sometimes I'm on. I just thought how classically male: "What, am I supposed to run and fetch for you two days out of every month? Haven't you been living just fine with this since you were 14?"<quoted text>
I should have saved my comment until I read your entire post.
Mia, today I needed this humor more than anything. Layoffs and office closings this week at work, my friend snagged the cute guy I had my eye on, and I left my debit card in the ATM in downtown Minneapolis tonight, so I have to change things like... my mortgage autopay.
Please be funny tomorrow as well. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.
But is that attitude any more offensive that the gym teachers? "Sit-ups. 50 sit-ups will work that right out!"