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Level 9

Since: Sep 11

Weeki Wachee, Florida

#961 Jul 26, 2013
Charles R Darwin wrote:
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Is that your goal? "Pushing you off the board"? Bumping threads down by carpet bombing the message boards? Wow, you really got us. I don't know how we can possibly recover from the ingenious strategy that you've crafted. Are you descended from a great military leader? We are all in awe of your stealthy approach at getting noticed on the Orlando Forum. Here's a little something to think about:
We- not one of us- Spooky, Tired, Pete, or me- are annoyed by you. We all have a private conversation going on as to who can deliver the most imaginative insult. You are a wafting fart during the Spring rains from a wildebeast on the African Plains. How's that, gang?
I think she wants that Dollar Store crown back. I'm picturing her as a badly dyed blonde with 2" roots and, you guessed it, a squirrels nest up in that hair. Of course, no one notices the hair with an azz the size of Texas and the food trapped in the skin folds of her six chins.
Wintergirl

Spring, TX

#963 Aug 8, 2013
If you weren't annoyed, you wouldn't respond with the same idiotic insults found by accessing the Urban Dictionary site or maybe that is how your
kids talk. I think it is a little odd the names you chose - twitwiffle, prune twit,
and what was the other one? I forget. lol

Mommy Sillyest - why were you so mean?
Wintergirl

Spring, TX

#965 Aug 13, 2013
An actual 55 year old female (your age at least) would not enough know or hear words like tw*t w. I won't even write the whole world because it is so low class like you. What can I expect from someone who works from home and lives near Tavares, FL? Just consider the source and move on.

Where do you get your lame digs from? Your other personality, Darrin or one of your other socks?
Met Formin

Spring, TX

#966 Sep 4, 2013
Let's crown Ms. Tavares, Type II diabetes! She's never gotten a crown before.
Sugar Cub

Houston, TX

#967 Sep 5, 2013
Spooky Mulder wrote:
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I think she wants that Dollar Store crown back. I'm picturing her as a badly dyed blonde with 2" roots and, you guessed it, a squirrels nest up in that hair. Of course, no one notices the hair with an azz the size of Texas and the food trapped in the skin folds of her six chins.
Oh, now. I expected more class than that from you, SpooMulder.

Tired of Silly
Level 7

Since: Jan 12

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#968 Sep 5, 2013
Spooky Mulder wrote:
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I think she wants that Dollar Store crown back. I'm picturing her as a badly dyed blonde with 2" roots and, you guessed it, a squirrels nest up in that hair. Of course, no one notices the hair with an azz the size of Texas and the food trapped in the skin folds of her six chins.
No self-respecting squirrel would go near that white trash pigface. Her "spouse" has to be a little squirrely to live with that crazy lying pig, but an actual squirrel has more dignity than to go near something that diseased.

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Since: Jun 11

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#970 Sep 11, 2013
Six Figures No Debt wrote:
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You and Darwin post about incest often. You are either sharing a brain or you were victims.
Oh look at her screen name. She's finally coming clean about her weight. Six figures; we were right all along... She's a heifer. And the only incest that's going to happen around here is when I tell you to go eff yourself, motherf---er.

Tired of Silly
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Since: Jan 12

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#971 Sep 11, 2013
Charles R Darwin wrote:
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Oh look at her screen name. She's finally coming clean about her weight. Six figures; we were right all along... She's a heifer. And the only incest that's going to happen around here is when I tell you to go eff yourself, motherf---er.
Now you've done it, she'll be blabbering about her wal-mart underpants again..........

Level 9

Since: Jun 11

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#972 Sep 11, 2013
Tired of Silly wrote:
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Now you've done it, she'll be blabbering about her wal-mart underpants again..........
Remember Mr. Creosote from Monty Python? This is her:

I C Dumb People

Spring, TX

#973 Sep 12, 2013
Charles R Darwin wrote:
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Is that your goal? "Pushing you off the board"? Bumping threads down by carpet bombing the message boards? Wow, you really got us. I don't know how we can possibly recover from the ingenious strategy that you've crafted. Are you descended from a great military leader? We are all in awe of your stealthy approach at getting noticed on the Orlando Forum. Here's a little something to think about:
We- not one of us- Spooky, Tired, Pete, or me- are annoyed by you. We all have a private conversation going on as to who can deliver the most imaginative insult. You are a wafting fart during the Spring rains from a wildebeast on the African Plains. How's that, gang?
Oh I believe you are.
Everything is Bigger

Spring, TX

#974 Sep 13, 2013
Tired of Silly wrote:
Darwin, no I didn't retire, darnit. Just taking an extended break. Quit the job that was making me crazy and having a negative effect on my real life, and am now looking for something that will offer me the positive things that I had in the last job (caring for terminally ill patients, managing a wonderful team of direct caregivers, working with great people) without the negatives (an unmanageable workload, a boss from hell). Been off for a month as of yesterday, and I can't believe how great it has been. Especially at this time year, there's so much to do, but I don't feel my usual frenzied stress "gotta stay up all night to get all this done". I'm baking, cooking, decorating for the holidays, and spending time with friends and family without looking at my watch every ten seconds. After the first of the year I'll head back to the real world, but for now, I'm having FUN!!
Porky Duller doesn't have to work. Jealous much? Who is going to pay for your kids' tuition and your 3,000 sq. foot modular house with 1,000 sq. foot out buildings? Nothing wrong with modular homes or manufactured homes if that is what you can afford while not working.

You might want to try out some new recipes, ones that don't give you wheat belly. Is Katty a nurse too? She uses terms like pannus instead of muffin top which is what I prefer because it paints a visual. How's your muffin top these days or do you carry all of your junk in your trunk like you accused me of doing?
Jinx

Spring, TX

#977 Mar 7, 2015
It's ironic that Jodi Arias will (maybe) be sentenced on 3-13-2015, a Friday the 13th.
Siggi

Spring, TX

#978 Mar 12, 2015
What time tomorrow does JAA get the hammer or the pillow? Who thinks Judge S will cave and give her the possibility of parole just so she can't complain or get more attention?
Hello This is Bob

Spring, TX

#979 Mar 24, 2015
Spooky Mulder wrote:
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I think she wants that Dollar Store crown back. I'm picturing her as a badly dyed blonde with 2" roots and, you guessed it, a squirrels nest up in that hair. Of course, no one notices the hair with an azz the size of Texas and the food trapped in the skin folds of her six chins.
Oh, apparently you missed the charm school classes given by Jordyn Wilson Peppin.
It's a BYO tea cup training. Do you own a china tea cup or china hutch? If not, please rescind the invitation for etiquette classes. It may be too late.
T-Fal

Spring, TX

#980 Mar 26, 2015
Spooky Mulder wrote:
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Hard to believe there's a bigger butthead than Ron, but we do have a candidate. Pssst....I'll give you a hint, Brad, it's a thread spammer who loves itself and Kim Kardasian. It hasn't figured out what it is, gender-wise, it's told us it had a husband and a wife.
I give. Who is it?
_Learsi

Spring, TX

#982 Apr 8, 2015
Spooky Mulder wrote:
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I think she wants that Dollar Store crown back. I'm picturing her as a badly dyed blonde with 2" roots and, you guessed it, a squirrels nest up in that hair. Of course, no one notices the hair with an azz the size of Texas and the food trapped in the skin folds of her six chins.
Speak up. I didn't catch all of that.
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Since: Jan 09

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#983 Apr 8, 2015
_Learsi wrote:
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Speak up. I didn't catch all of that.
Sybil, that's what happens when you don't take your bi-polar meds. The ears go, the eyes go, most of all the mind goes.

Paging Nurse Ratchet, time for the straight jacket again.

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