Today is International Menís Day

Today is International Menís Day

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PRINCESS HAYSTACKS

Dover, OH

#2 Apr 24, 2014
Ignore the last paragraph, that's for women.
PRINCESS HAYSTACKS

Dover, OH

#3 Apr 24, 2014
Recently, we all celebrated International Womenís Day by paying tribute to the many achievements of women. For instance, women have given birth to every single person in the world... except possibly Harry Reid... Theyíve baked some of the best darn tollhouse cookies Iíve ever tasted... and of course they engineered womenís slow ascent out of a state of perpetual victimhood.

Wherever you looked on International Womenís Day there were pictures of third world women in native dress gazing triumphantly off into the future before returning to their huts to be oppressed by their families and governments because they donít live in the west where women have it so great.

And we all acknowledged what modern feminists have contributed to society... like their hellish voices and, of course, their engineering of womenís slow descent back into a state of perpetual victimhood.

Now I canít say how much I enjoyed International Womenís Day. Really - I canít. But it did occur to me that perhaps we should also declare an International Menís Day. Or even just National Menís Day. Or just Menís Day at my place. Bring your own snacks.

On International Menís Day, weíll celebrate the contributions of men to various fields of endeavor. For instance, Technology, where men invented... everything. Yes, just about everything ever invented was invented by a man. Except alphabet blocks. Which are great! But cell phones, cars, planes, computers, toasters, flush toilets, light bulbs, Scrabble, antibiotics, the ukulele and everything else was invented by a man.

In the realm of science, it was men who discovered every single thing that has ever been discovered except for... no... it was everything. Hey, this International Menís Day is gonna be a busy day, isnít it?

Because whether youíre looking at the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel or watching a Shakespeare play or utilizing the freedoms guaranteed by our Constitution, youíre enjoying the work of someone male.

So ladies, on this International Menís Day, why not show your appreciation for men by giving your man something heíll enjoy, like sex or... well, thatís pretty much what we enjoy. Happy International Menís Day.
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#4 Apr 24, 2014
Since you are extolling all the attributes and achievements of men, and seem to have no use for women, apparently you would not be here if your momma would have swallowed. When a man (such as yourself, can give birth to a child, make sure you go on Maury, SOKAY?????

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