Oprah blames weight gain on blue chips

There are 20 comments on the Jan 13, 2009, South Florida Sun-Sentinel story titled Oprah blames weight gain on blue chips. In it, South Florida Sun-Sentinel reports that:

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Gorby

United States

#25 Jan 13, 2009
Sally wrote:
<quoted text>Why don't you shut your pie-hole. Oprah is like a family member or close friend. I watch her everyday and it's ok to eat. Maybe you smoke crack and punch babies for fun sicko!
Hahaha! Like a close friend...that's funny...and so sad. The only way someone you do not even know could be considered a close friend is if you are completely incapable of making REAL friends in REAL life.

Let me guess. You have a room full of her pictures and you talk to them? Stalk any celebs before? Even if she met you do you think she would remember you five minutes later???

Someone on crack has a better grip on life than you do, you sad loser.
Gorby

United States

#26 Jan 13, 2009
Sally wrote:
<quoted text>Shut that cookie-hole! You probably chopped off your wifes arms and stuck them in a snowbank to freeze while Applying a Tourniquet to keep her from bleeding to death only to turn around and beat her to death with her frozen arms! LOVE YOU OW!
Wow! You are really sick! Is this what watching Oprah does to you?? Or is it just that people like you like to watch Oprah (and consider her a close friend)?

The stuff you have posted would never even OCCUR to me...even with crack.

As someone else said, PLEASE never leave your home!(Which I suspect is not a problem. You are probably stuck to the couch in front of the TV adhered by feces, food residue, and skin grown into the fabric. Say hi to your friend Oprah for me!:))
Barakercize

Jupiter, FL

#27 Jan 13, 2009
Rev Al wrote:
It must be Bush's fault. With obama as prez, she'll eat everything she wants and go down to 125.
Because she knows that Obama is going to change everything! Even her eating habits! She is going to make a new diet. It's called Obama Barakercize. Every Afro American is going to lose 50 pounds or more with the new stimulus package. And Dr. Phil is going to coach (yell) her through it.
Oprahbama

Miami, FL

#28 Jan 13, 2009
Oprah is a fat cow because she eats like a pig. Butt (pun intended), she will probably gain more weight because of her obsession (i.e. celebrity-stalking-celebrity) towards Obama. Is she moving into the White House too? She will end up living in the White House basement pigging out in the chocolate shop.(Yes, the White House does have a chocolate shop in the basement.)
Vicki

Roanoke, VA

#29 Jan 13, 2009
I have really enjoyed everyones posts - you all are funny as hell!
joyce a

United States

#30 Jan 13, 2009
PSL wrote:
<quoted text>
If Oprah is like a family member to you ..
I feel sorry for you ...get a real family ... I was a guest on Oprah's show 10 years ago ,, she is a ****!!
I'm curious - why do you say she's a *? I'm interested in your perspective.
Darwin

Dayton, NJ

#31 Jan 14, 2009
Vicki wrote:
I have really enjoyed everyones posts - you all are funny as hell!
Here you go, Vicki. I posted this about 30 pages back on the other Oprah thread:

Oh, and Sally- I dedicate this comment to you and your best pal Oprah:

I heard that Oprah was being considered for the title role in the following movies:
The Blob
King Kong
Orca
Big Momma's House
My Big Fat (insert insult here) Wedding

She was also offered the following supporting roles:

Jabba the Hut
Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man (After he caught fire)
The thing that Bill Paxton turned into in Weird Science
Titanic- She was offered the role of the iceberg
Brokeback Mountain- The mountain-(not one of the pillow-biters)
Jurassic Park- The brontosaurus
Earthquake- They just wanted her to jump up and down
Poseidon- They just wanted her to do a cannonball into the ocean to create the rogue wave
Star Wars- They wanted to paint her silver and be the Death Star
Armageddon- The asteroid
Indiana Jones- The big, round boulder
The President of the Omega-Moo's sorority

Big Momma
Lake Worthless no more

United States

#33 Jan 14, 2009
Blue Chips ? What the F---, are blue chips are they like Blue gumbs ???
Gorby

United States

#34 Jan 14, 2009
Sally wrote:
<quoted text>Shut that jello hatch you devil you! I'm 375LBS of sexy woman with very little hair on my body except the Pubical region… the brown and curlies are abound and plentiful but you can’t have any of this wet monster! I bet you soak your eyes in LSD and punch a new hole in your wife and make her your meat puppet. You use her vessels and ventricles as strings to walk the walk and talk the talk but whos looking after Lassie when your not paying erection. I have matches and gasoline, so be careful wonder boy. LOVE YOU BESTEST FRIEND OPRAH!
Ok...I get it now. You are either joking or insane. Either way, I am glad I will never know you.
Rachel

Port Charlotte, FL

#35 Jan 14, 2009
Sally wrote:
<quoted text>Shut that cookie-hole! You probably chopped off your wifes arms and stuck them in a snowbank to freeze while Applying a Tourniquet to keep her from bleeding to death only to turn around and beat her to death with her frozen arms! LOVE YOU OW!
...what?

*crickets*
Rachel

Port Charlotte, FL

#36 Jan 14, 2009
Sally wrote:
<quoted text>Shut that jello hatch you devil you! I'm 375LBS of sexy woman with very little hair on my body except the Pubical region… the brown and curlies are abound and plentiful but you can’t have any of this wet monster! I bet you soak your eyes in LSD and punch a new hole in your wife and make her your meat puppet. You use her vessels and ventricles as strings to walk the walk and talk the talk but whos looking after Lassie when your not paying erection. I have matches and gasoline, so be careful wonder boy. LOVE YOU BESTEST FRIEND OPRAH!
375 pounds can never be sexy. DO YOU HEAR ME???? It's gross.
Kae

Fort Lauderdale, FL

#37 Jan 14, 2009
We have to remember that it is also McDonald's fault for making people fat with supersize meals that they must have been forced to consume at gunpoint.

Oprah whined about the beef industry too. They survived. So will Blue Chips. It's not the food's fault she can't control herself over and over again.
Gorby

United States

#39 Jan 14, 2009
Sally wrote:
<quoted text>Funny you say that pizza face but just the other day a man told me he thought I was sexy. I was waiting for my emergency high colonic, oh by the way... The doctor washed out a whole porkchop bone and all, said he never seen that before. There it came spinning out from the jetstream into the bucket. Anyway I will rip out my own adams apple (yes, unfortunately I have one) and take it and put it in your eye skull hole! I will then take your eye and put it in my throat hole and sing to the heavens "I Love you OW!"
I kind of wondered what ever happened to Andrew Dice Clay. Now we know. How's it going, Andy?
truth

Stuart, FL

#40 Jan 14, 2009
YA Right I saw the owner of the chip company Force her to eat them
She has a microwave in her limo and she wonders why am I A FAT PIG
WHAT

Fort Pierce, FL

#41 Jan 14, 2009
Sally wrote:
<quoted text>Shut your cake-hole. She is not a piggy nor am I, we just like to eat a lot! You probably scrape toe cheese off old men and eat it and beat kittens with your Aborted fetuses and stuff! LOVE YOU OPRAH!
Chill .... go have a Twinky or something your blood sugar seems a little low...
Darwin

Dayton, NJ

#42 Jan 14, 2009
Sally wrote:
<quoted text>Funny you say that pizza face but just the other day a man told me he thought I was sexy. I was waiting for my emergency high colonic, oh by the way... The doctor washed out a whole porkchop bone and all, said he never seen that before. There it came spinning out from the jetstream into the bucket. Anyway I will rip out my own adams apple (yes, unfortunately I have one) and take it and put it in your eye skull hole! I will then take your eye and put it in my throat hole and sing to the heavens "I Love you OW!"
You end your comments with 'OW'.

Who do you think you are, Andrew Dice Clay?
Slayer

Talladega, AL

#43 Jan 14, 2009
Sally must be Tyler Perry, one of Oprah's favorites comics, now that Bernie Mac is gone. Sally sounds like Tyler Perry on crank.
Peggy

South San Francisco, CA

#45 Jan 14, 2009
She has all this money make good tasty food with expensive low cal good tasty stuff (crab, lobster stuff we people can't afford) I know she has a chef named Rosie.

“An Apple a day”

Level 6

Since: Jun 08

nil carborundum illegitemi

#46 Jan 14, 2009
Yikes. Apparently no-one understands the seriousness of eating disorders.
Gorby

United States

#47 Jan 15, 2009
angelique770 wrote:
Yikes. Apparently no-one understands the seriousness of eating disorders.
I think a lot of peple understand them. What we (or I, anyway) don't understand IN THIS CASE (not generalizing) is the combination of the disorder, the obscene wealth to do something about it but to no avail, the complaining, and the blaming of one manufacturer's product.

That's not an eating disorder; that's a personality disorder.

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