Hahaha! Like a close friend...that's funny...and so sad. The only way someone you do not even know could be considered a close friend is if you are completely incapable of making REAL friends in REAL life.<quoted text>Why don't you shut your pie-hole. Oprah is like a family member or close friend. I watch her everyday and it's ok to eat. Maybe you smoke crack and punch babies for fun sicko!
Let me guess. You have a room full of her pictures and you talk to them? Stalk any celebs before? Even if she met you do you think she would remember you five minutes later???
Someone on crack has a better grip on life than you do, you sad loser.