Poop

[Ocean Brown Noser]

Thanks for the new thread!

[Pixies]

Thank you from me too.

I can't wait to hear your story Amra. This is going to be an awesome thread.

Sorry about your hair incident this morning.

[AngelWings]

Amra you are too funny. I love your story. Do you have any more to share with us?

Thanks for the new thread!

You're the best.

[WarHorse]

I am ROFLMAO, Amra.

Thanks for the new thread.

[River Selah]

Jeana you go eat & relax for a moment. You must need a drink by now. I will call you if things get out of hand.

[Ocean Brown Noser]

I can pitch in & help if you need me! You know I am pretty good at alerting.

[BarnGoddess]

I'm here too! Of course!

[ProtectKidz]

Do you need me?
Amra I want to thank you for the new thread.

[Bourbon]

Have you guys been talking about me in the mod forum?

[Casper]

Amra, ever heard of "ghost poop"? That is poop that slides down the toilet before you flush!

Thanks for the new thread.

[CatToy]

Thanks for the new thread Ammy.

Your story is just too cute!

[Red Dog]

Amra, new thread greatly appreciated. I can't thank you enough.

[Close]

Amra Ann Goodess wrote:

I have returned.
Okay. My funniest poop story:
Once, I was typing furiously trying to catch up on all of the forums I so enjoy.
Had my two youngest boys securely diapered, or so I thought. They were both agog with laughter. It was so pleasant for me to have Amra time, so I kept hammering away at my keyboard, only standing up to stretch my legs & quickly admire my reflection in the window.
Time elapsed quickly, with the boys out of my hair.
Finally I finished with my work and decided to check on the boys. Each one had a fist tightly clenched, racing thru our trailer. I gave chase & finally tackled one. OMG they had gotten inside their diapers and pulled......you guessed it, POOP out. They were having the time of their lives, running amok in the trailer, scribbling on the walls, smashing poop all over.
OMG, what a mess I had. That, ladies, is the day I cleverly decided to DUCT tape the diapers. They would come off only when I wanted them off!
Thanks for letting me share with you.
Is George Zimmerman a victim or a murderer?

Even I have to laugh at this, Ammy.

Thanks for the new thread!

[Ocean Brown Noser]

I don't exactly have a poop story but I have started wearing Depends when I post. The threads are so gripping, I fear I will forget to use the Ladies room. So, for me, the Depends are just a preventative measure type instrument. I don't really need them but expect one day I will. Actually, they are comfie, a little extra padding for those long days sitting on my azz reading the same link repetitiously hour after hour.

Is George Zimmerman guilty?

Where is Michelle Parker?

[Ocean Brown Noser]

You will actually create an account, posing as a member, to entice us to divulge info to you? OMG OMG OMG

Glad I wear Depends, I think I may have pooped myself.

I totally get it. You want to catch us talking about you. How clever you are.

[Ocean Brown Noser]

From the bottom of my heart I wish to offer my thanks for the new thread. Did I thank you already?

[merker]

Poop...The Anthony Family

[OBE]

Can we get back on topic? I don't have much time to read and post today. I have a crowd coming or brunch.

[Pooper Scooper]

When I was younger, I pooped in the cat's litter box and buried it. My mom found it and stopped giving 'lil Princess' table scraps!

[Black Tar]

Pooper Scooper wrote:

When I was younger, I pooped in the cat's litter box and buried it. My mom found it and stopped giving 'lil Princess' table scraps!

That is adorable! Did your mom press it into a scapbook with a description?