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BBall Lover

Sacramento, CA

#2 Sep 13, 2012
Everything in moderation would be my advice.
BAKER ACT

United States

#3 Sep 13, 2012
Amra, the cyber world is overly tired of you and your constant whining.

You get what you give.

At this point, if you weren't so needy and money hungry, I would pay you to stop posting.

Throw up your storm shutters & shut off your computer.

Why do you degrade yourself divulging personal matters on here? Even your friend Jeana does the same thing talking about her boys penises. And you are women? WTF? Totally classless.
Ari Upp

Atlanta, GA

#4 Sep 17, 2012
Amra Ann Goodess wrote:
Let me introduce myself to you.
I am part owner of a defunct forum.
Physically, I got short changed, so I have a humongous chip on my shoulder.
My mouth never stops babbling rude nonsense directed at anyone using my forum.
I have a horrible real life. My kids never amounted to much, one barely made it out of diapers by 15.
I need help with vaping, Burda wear, grilling out, hair styles and almost every other facet of RL.
I feel complete after I tell my forum members off.
Is there help for me?
No, Amra Ann, there is no hope for you, not now and not ever. Not until tyou shut up about stupid stuff like having very long hair, using Latisse and loving to wear stiletto shoes. You see, nobody could ever be bothered to care about such things unless they are you; i.e., a solipsistic, vacuous bore.I'm afraid to ask, but what in hell is Burda wear? I'm familiar with Gucci, Chanel and Burberry, but Burda? What is that? Is it like my Aqua Scutum jacket? Somehow, I get the feeling that it most certainly is not.
Camille Von Alt

Eaton Rapids, MI

#5 Oct 28, 2012
BAKER ACT wrote:
Amra, the cyber world is overly tired of you and your constant whining.
You get what you give.
At this point, if you weren't so needy and money hungry, I would pay you to stop posting.
Throw up your storm shutters & shut off your computer.
Why do you degrade yourself divulging personal matters on here? Even your friend Jeana does the same thing talking about her boys penises. And you are women? WTF? Totally classless.
As if the cyber world is so overly excited about anything you have to say about anything at all. You just burst onto every scene you encounter and threaten everyone with the "Baker Act," even though the real Baker Act is apropos of absolutely nothing on any forum you're stinking up, you septic cow. Go play with your prunes, and by that I don't mean your face, though that certainly would fit, wouldn't it? Moooooooo.
Camille Von Alt

Eaton Rapids, MI

#6 Oct 28, 2012
Amra Ann Goodess wrote:
Let me introduce myself to you.
I am part owner of a defunct forum.
Physically, I got short changed, so I have a humongous chip on my shoulder.
My mouth never stops babbling rude nonsense directed at anyone using my forum.
I have a horrible real life. My kids never amounted to much, one barely made it out of diapers by 15.
I need help with vaping, Burda wear, grilling out, hair styles and almost every other facet of RL.
I feel complete after I tell my forum members off.
Is there help for me?
I'm confused, you say you were physically shortchanged, yet you continually go on in the cyber world about being a model. Do you actually even know what a real model looks like? Ramrod, I have seen a photo of you that you'd posted somewhere, and while you look slightly different than your avatar image, I can assure you that you look nothing like a real, honest-to-God model. Perhaps when you were 12 or 13 you did some "modeling" for your local teen board whenever a clothing store opened at the mall or something, but that'd be about it. I doubt you were ever paid anything to really "model."I have a friend named Carol who was signed to Ford long before I graduated high school and left home to go to Boston and begin my freshman year at Harvard. A headshot of Carol appeared on the cover of Vogue magazine,in that shot she was made up in a retro 1960s way. It was a gorgeous shot. You certainly don't look a thing like Carol. She also modeled for Victoria's Secret long before their whole "angels" campaign began. Yes, she made a very good living modeling while under contract to Ford, so much so that she was able to buy a loft in New York City. That, Ramrod, is a real model.Carol has since retired and has her own successful business in Savannah. Models do not stay models forever. They're like milk: There is an expiration date for all of them. Yours is well past, honey.Thirteen was in the rearview mirror for you many years ago, from what I saw.
Camille Von Alt

Eaton Rapids, MI

#7 Oct 28, 2012
BAKER ACT wrote:
Amra, the cyber world is overly tired of you and your constant whining.
You get what you give.
At this point, if you weren't so needy and money hungry, I would pay you to stop posting.
Throw up your storm shutters & shut off your computer.
Why do you degrade yourself divulging personal matters on here? Even your friend Jeana does the same thing talking about her boys penises. And you are women? WTF? Totally classless.
It's been what, a whole day now and you've neglected to "Baker Act" somebody?That must be some kind of record. You do realize that the Baker Act concerns the mentally insane, don't you?No wonder you're so familiar with it. When you aren't invoking "Baker Act" threats, "Pixies"is promising to "bitch slap" somebodyfrom her trailer. What is wong with you two, are you jonesing for another meth fix?Sorry, I just can't help you. I don't even know what the stuff looks like. I just know it's a big favorite among your class of people.
Camille Von Alt

Eaton Rapids, MI

#8 Oct 28, 2012
Amra Ann Goodess wrote:
Let me introduce myself to you.
I am part owner of a defunct forum.
Physically, I got short changed, so I have a humongous chip on my shoulder.
My mouth never stops babbling rude nonsense directed at anyone using my forum.
I have a horrible real life. My kids never amounted to much, one barely made it out of diapers by 15.
I need help with vaping, Burda wear, grilling out, hair styles and almost every other facet of RL.
I feel complete after I tell my forum members off.
Is there help for me?
Amra Ramrod, I have a question for you. Being as you know all about the Baker Act , having been Baker-"Acted" with your son, are you not fearful of Baker Prune Baker-"Acting" you? No? Yeah, me neither, but she's so mental that I think I'd have to wonder. Please do share your wisdom with us here and tell us all about the Baker Act and what ittakes to be included under its umbrella, OKay?Or just tell us all about what it is and what it does. Thank you, Ramrod. I think some people here could benefit greatly from your experience, especially the Prune and Jeana "DP" Double Penetration. Thank you.
Cady Von Alt

Eaton Rapids, MI

#9 Oct 28, 2012
Amra Ann Goodess wrote:
Let me introduce myself to you.
I am part owner of a defunct forum.
Physically, I got short changed, so I have a humongous chip on my shoulder.
My mouth never stops babbling rude nonsense directed at anyone using my forum.
I have a horrible real life. My kids never amounted to much, one barely made it out of diapers by 15.
I need help with vaping, Burda wear, grilling out, hair styles and almost every other facet of RL.
I feel complete after I tell my forum members off.
Is there help for me?
Amra Ann, how on earth do you expect anyone on JusticeQuest to believe that you couldsolve a crime when you cannot even potty train a 'tard? You admitted here on Topix that your child wasn't trained until he was fifteen years old.WHAT?! FIFTEEN?!
Cady Von Alt

Eaton Rapids, MI

#11 Oct 28, 2012
Amra Ann Goodess wrote:
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Let me guess, you are Camille's. sister?
Both of you need bitch slapped.
Leave me alone. I am pretending to be remotely interested in eating a coon. And creamed corn straight from the can.
Ocean, do you have a recipe for coon? If you could pm me.
Yes, I am her sister, I'm visting her from Lausanne, and what's it to you, are you my biographer or something? Stop with the "bitch slap" thing, you dried-up gutter ho. Go feed your illegitimate child to another pit bull, you white trash, child-neglecting trailer dweller. What kind of trash eats coon and cold creamed corn from the can? The same kind who drinks Sanka in the morning instead of real coffee, I suppose.You are seriously mental and you're sickening too.
Hawt Pixie

Santa Cruz, CA

#12 Oct 29, 2012
One of my favorite Coon recipes, not to mention Coon stew, Bbq'd Coon, breaded & baked Coon, Coon soup, grilled and roasted Coon. Doesn't get any better than that:

Coon Meal In A Bag

~ 1 cleaned raccoon
~ 8 medium Irish(red) potatoes, peeled and cubed
~ 3 lb bag baby carrots
~ 2 large onions, sliced into 1/2" slices
~ 4 bell peppers, diced
~ 4 medium turnips, quartered
~ 1 can cream of mushroom soup
~ 1 1/2 cups water
~ 2 oz Morton's Natures Seasoning
~ 1 large baking bag, turkey size
~ electric roasting oven with liner

Place coon in the baking bag. Add the potatoes, carrots, onions, peppers and turnips.

Mix the soup and water together in a bowl. Add to bag.

Sprinkle on the Morton's seasoning evenly as possible.

Seal bag.

Put 1 gallon of water in the roaster to make a water bath.

Place the bag in the liner and place in roaster.

Cook for 6 - 8 hours at 250 degrees.

Serve and enjoy.

* You can cook this in the oven if you don't have a roaster. Adjust cooking time as needed.
Coon Lover

Santa Cruz, CA

#13 Oct 29, 2012
We like to make Coon Balls as an appetizer whenever a lot of family or friends are coming over. We haven't had a get together yet where the Coon Balls didn't disappear within minutes!
Hawt Pixie

Santa Cruz, CA

#14 Oct 29, 2012
Cleaning the Coon is a little trickey. I usually chop the head off, and let it hang for a good 2-3 hours before cleaning. I Split thru the stomach, pull all guts, and with my hands split the rib cage. From there I chunk out all the meat I can get. A lot of the best meat is in the hind, back, rib, and shoulder regions. I can usually get 2-3 pounds boneless good meat off of an average sized coon.

“Everyone's guilty”

Level 1

Since: Oct 12

Peachville

#15 Oct 29, 2012
Hawt Pixie wrote:
Cleaning the Coon is a little trickey. I usually chop the head off, and let it hang for a good 2-3 hours before cleaning. I Split thru the stomach, pull all guts, and with my hands split the rib cage. From there I chunk out all the meat I can get. A lot of the best meat is in the hind, back, rib, and shoulder regions. I can usually get 2-3 pounds boneless good meat off of an average sized coon.
This sounds wonderful!

Do you use the testicles?

George Zimmerman must go to prison.

I read on another forum that shall remain nameless that Amra is a TURD TROLL, what is that?

MOO

“Everyone's guilty”

Level 1

Since: Oct 12

Peachville

#16 Oct 29, 2012
Coon Lover wrote:
We like to make Coon Balls as an appetizer whenever a lot of family or friends are coming over. We haven't had a get together yet where the Coon Balls didn't disappear within minutes!
Would an opossum not be cooked the same way?

I think tomorrow we will have hot coon sandwiches with mashed Taters n gravy.

Or, I might make coon roll ups, with crescent rolls and cheese. Or a coonloaf! Or coon and eggs! The possibilities are endless. WarHore is So kind to share the coon idea with us. As many times as we drive over a coon, it never, not once, occurred to me to stop and get it. From now on, I will keep a tote or a cooler in my car! Maybe a golf club, too. For protective purposes. If I see a good sized coon amidst a swarm of vultures, things could get FOWL.
Coon Trapper

Santa Cruz, CA

#17 Oct 29, 2012
coon trappin season is startin up here soon and i was wonderin wut yalls favorite homemade coon bait recipes are. here in the wilds i get pretty good luck on sardines or basically anything fishy. my favorite recipe would have to be a can of sardines mixed in with some cream corn and some honey and mix it up.

“Everyone's guilty”

Level 1

Since: Oct 12

Peachville

#23 Oct 29, 2012
Baker prune wrote:
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Would it be okay to have the coon meat out in casing and have CQOONEY DOQGS?
TIA, love!
I think so!

I think I will have enough left over for breakfast! Maybe I will make COON McMUFFINS!
Coon Trapper

Santa Cruz, CA

#24 Oct 29, 2012
Amra Ann Goodess wrote:
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When we used to bait, we disposed of soiled diapers. Talk about laying a trap! Usually the varmint would be entangled in Duct tape remnants stuck to the diaper.
Do you wear heels when you cook your coon?
Sounds like a shytty way to trap game.

“Everyone's guilty”

Level 1

Since: Oct 12

Peachville

#26 Oct 29, 2012
You may wanna keep a fly swatter handy if you do cook a coon. IMO

Ammy, I forgot to clean the fecal matter from my coon. Since you are an expert on all thing feces, what do I need to do?

“Everyone's guilty”

Level 1

Since: Oct 12

Peachville

#29 Oct 29, 2012
COON FRICASSEE
1 Raccoon
1 onion, sliced into rings
1/2 C vinegar
1 1/2 C water
2-3 T lard or other fat
1 bay leaf





Skin the raccoon, remove the musk glands and dress out the carcass. Soak in salt water overnight to draw out the blood. Baking soda can be added to the water to remove any gamey smell. Cut raccoon into serving pieces and dredge in flour seasoned with salt and pepper. Brown in hot fat. Add remaining ingredients. cover and simmer 2 hours or until tender. Thicken the juice with flour and water mixture for gravy. Serve hot with cornbread.

This will be our Christmas dinner.
Cady Von Alt

Eaton Rapids, MI

#31 Oct 29, 2012
Baker prune wrote:
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You need more than a slap!
Yeah, you and who else is going to do it? Your little trailer-dweller Pixies? By the way, it's called an ab belt. Try it. Your muffin top spilleth over pruney.Go Bker Act somebody, headcase.

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