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Since: Sep 11

Weeki Wachee, Florida

#83 Jun 10, 2012
Hasta go see them kinfolk in Kalifornie. Went thar last year. Kin drug us to some mooseum to see this weird duck, tim burton. Herd of him? Wull, we gets thar and he aint thar, jus a buncha doodles he drawed and some movie bouts a dead dawg. Caint say it was a waist of muny cuz we dun snucked in.
cobbwebsoflies

Reston, VA

#84 Jun 23, 2012
Spooky Mulder wrote:
Hasta go see them kinfolk in Kalifornie. Went thar last year. Kin drug us to some mooseum to see this weird duck, tim burton. Herd of him? Wull, we gets thar and he aint thar, jus a buncha doodles he drawed and some movie bouts a dead dawg. Caint say it was a waist of muny cuz we dun snucked in.
Well Well this must be Annette Cobb Maggard from Port Orange you one phony ass bitch!

“Don't Worry Be Happy”

Since: Apr 09

Happytown, USA

#85 Jun 23, 2012
Spooky Mulder wrote:
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Washer on the front porch quit workin', we use it as a cooler for the beer now. We keeps our clothes on now when we take our weekly showers. Don't believe in givin' them dang youngin's allowances, they's oughta be glad i don't make em' sleep in the car with granny. Her fartin' kilt the cat.
All them big words about second languages don't mean nuttin' here in the swamp.
Mulder, you ARE too funny. I never realized that before. I don't see how some of you are so quick-witted. I'm so slow I've been made fun of for catching a joke 10 minutes later.

“Don't Worry Be Happy”

Since: Apr 09

Happytown, USA

#86 Jun 23, 2012
I ain't funny so I'm gonna paste a joke I found on the internet.

A girl from Louisiana and a girl from the east coast were seated side by side on an airplane.

The girl from Louisiana, being friendly and all, said: "So, where y'all from?"

The east coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."

The girl from Louisiana sat quietly for a few moments and then replied with a sweet smile and her fabulous sticky-sweet drawl :

"So, where y'all from, bitch?"

**********

You gals are the funniest and most spontaneous on the Orlando Topix.

:-)
Bed Head

Spring, TX

#87 Aug 23, 2013
Got one more, tribe mom? The other stuff on the thread sucks.
Bed Head

Spring, TX

#88 Aug 24, 2013
WAS sanka wrote:
My kids eat their laundry.
Don't you mean "Leave their Laundry" for someone else to pick up? I don't pick up or do laundry. If they realize they have to either go naked, buy more stuff or do laundry, it will inspire them. I don't even do my spouse's laundry. You can get a lot with a lot when you look like i do. LMAO
Babycakes

Spring, TX

#89 Aug 25, 2013
Spooky Mulder wrote:
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Offered that ole' biddy some MD 20/20 and now she's of shufflin' and shakin' her thang to Party Rock Anthem. Man, once she started shaken' it, everything on her started wigglin'. We had to move back a ways to keep from gettin' hit. It's hot here but it i.s Florida. We had swamp cabbage and road kll fer supper. We git one channel on the TV. Rex Hubbard is on 24/7 with reruns from the Cathedral of Tomorrow. Wonder if he made it to heaven. I know I paid a pretty piece fer him to git thar. I thought them's was some good judge its. Dang.
I wish you were funny. You're not.
Pepper

Spring, TX

#90 Aug 28, 2013
Spooky Mulder wrote:
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Dog sleeps under the trailer. We gots him tied to a tire we ain't usin'. Thanks, we'll try that next time we have to live out of our vehickle.
Is this the "real" Spook?
Tired of Seniors

Spring, TX

#93 Sep 11, 2013
Spooky Mulder wrote:
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Offered that ole' biddy some MD 20/20 and now she's of shufflin' and shakin' her thang to Party Rock Anthem. Man, once she started shaken' it, everything on her started wigglin'. We had to move back a ways to keep from gettin' hit. It's hot here but it i.s Florida. We had swamp cabbage and road kll fer supper. We git one channel on the TV. Rex Hubbard is on 24/7 with reruns from the Cathedral of Tomorrow. Wonder if he made it to heaven. I know I paid a pretty piece fer him to git thar. I thought them's was some good judge its. Dang.
Very funny. This is what you do with your "nursing" experience?
Tired of Seniors

Spring, TX

#94 Sep 11, 2013
Spooky Mulder wrote:
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Washer on the front porch quit workin', we use it as a cooler for the beer now. We keeps our clothes on now when we take our weekly showers. Don't believe in givin' them dang youngin's allowances, they's oughta be glad i don't make em' sleep in the car with granny. Her fartin' kilt the cat.
All them big words about second languages don't mean nuttin' here in the swamp.
Are you having drinks with Maddy?
Tired of Seniors

Spring, TX

#95 Sep 11, 2013
marcemon wrote:
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And they never batheses ferm what I heerded. They ain't hi-jee-enikal like us folk.
French people bathe. How racist. Not to mention ignorant. Not all eat escargot just like all Italians don't eat calamari or mussels.
Everything is Bigger

Spring, TX

#97 Sep 13, 2013
Spooky Mulder wrote:
I bought shop- vac attachments today. Gave me palpitations so I bought some Mad Dog. Next door neighbor started bitchin' when we started using her dog for a target. Some people.
Is that when you became Maddy or is that Char-Char trying to fool posters? Dar_wood needs to get up a little bit earlier and drink more coffee if he/she is going to try to fool people. Some think he/she is going through a sex change and the hormones are all over the map. No self-respecting man would waste time on a board filled with laundry, recipes, household hints, and other drivel.

I went out to ride my bike and the tire was flaccid. I had to go to the gym and ride the stationery bike.
Hughes Muse

Spring, TX

#98 Mar 17, 2015
Maybe when the beer starts flowing for St. Patty's day, all the laundry is folded and the floors are all swept and mopped, the Chat Ladies can come visiting.

This will give someone something to do, trying to keep up with the judge-its and reporting. ;-)

I think beer thirty will start in 6 min.
The Saint

Spring, TX

#99 Mar 18, 2015
covcas wrote:
<quoted text>i use a tampon at the beginning of my cycle, not a dryer sheet.
TMI. Who is "coves" or cold cuts now?
T-Fal

Spring, TX

#100 Mar 25, 2015
None of the women who STILL post here want to admit they are just bored housewives who can't or won't get out. Free yourselves.

I find the preoccupation with a case that started in 2008 and ended in 2011 mildly amusing. People arguing over details of a long ago decision decided by a jury. They won't even start a new thread or post to new threads about the case. Calling Dr. Drew. Where r u?
Vib_Ram

Spring, TX

#101 Apr 13, 2015
tribe mom wrote:
I ain't funny so I'm gonna paste a joke I found on the internet.
A girl from Louisiana and a girl from the east coast were seated side by side on an airplane.
The girl from Louisiana, being friendly and all, said: "So, where y'all from?"
The east coast girl said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."
The girl from Louisiana sat quietly for a few moments and then replied with a sweet smile and her fabulous sticky-sweet drawl :
"So, where y'all from, bitch?"
**********
You gals are the funniest and most spontaneous on the Orlando Topix.
:-)
Wish I had a funny joke. I'm looking at recipes and getting some fresh air. Maybe later, we can share some air.
vib_ram

Spring, TX

#102 Apr 20, 2015
Spooky Mulder wrote:
Hasta go see them kinfolk in Kalifornie. Went thar last year. Kin drug us to some mooseum to see this weird duck, tim burton. Herd of him? Wull, we gets thar and he aint thar, jus a buncha doodles he drawed and some movie bouts a dead dawg. Caint say it was a waist of muny cuz we dun snucked in.
Everyone has heard of Tim Burton - Corpse bride etc. Always talking about "Kalifornia" so why don't you move there? It would beat the heck out of Florida. Guess your hubby is never going to retire from his CABG gig.

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