kids & laundry for bored women

kids & laundry for bored women

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#1 Jun 2, 2012
A thread dedicated to all the poor bored women who are lokking for a place to exchange their tales of woe.

“Twofer one”

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Since: Mar 11

isn't always a deal

#2 Jun 2, 2012
My kids eat their laundry.

Level 9

Since: Sep 11

Weeki Wachee, Florida

#3 Jun 2, 2012
I bought shop- vac attachments today. Gave me palpitations so I bought some Mad Dog. Next door neighbor started bitchin' when we started using her dog for a target. Some people.
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#4 Jun 2, 2012
WAS sanka wrote:
My kids eat their laundry.
That's what I usually feed mine, but the nursery had some Mulch on sale
so I bought up a 2 pound bag and whipped up some soup for them, saved enough for tomorrow because I am going to be too busy to cook, i have to wash down the walls after I get back from the mall.
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#5 Jun 2, 2012
Spooky Mulder wrote:
I bought shop- vac attachments today. Gave me palpitations so I bought some Mad Dog. Next door neighbor started bitchin' when we started using her dog for a target. Some people.
I know what you mean, no sense of humor.
How is the weather where you are? Is it raining or sunny?
It's sunny here. Did you get your laundry don. What are you having for supper.Any plans for the weekend.
I meant to tell you about a show I saw on TV, forget what it was called or who was in it, I thought you might remember, did you watch it?
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#6 Jun 2, 2012
LOL only 3 of us postiing on here Sooooo who is it handing out the bad judgeits.
Any guesses ?
I hear Mormon Crickets & I smell Mulch.

Level 9

Since: Sep 11

Weeki Wachee, Florida

#7 Jun 2, 2012
Greg I B wrote:
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I know what you mean, no sense of humor.
How is the weather where you are? Is it raining or sunny?
It's sunny here. Did you get your laundry don. What are you having for supper.Any plans for the weekend.
I meant to tell you about a show I saw on TV, forget what it was called or who was in it, I thought you might remember, did you watch it?
Offered that ole' biddy some MD 20/20 and now she's of shufflin' and shakin' her thang to Party Rock Anthem. Man, once she started shaken' it, everything on her started wigglin'. We had to move back a ways to keep from gettin' hit. It's hot here but it i.s Florida. We had swamp cabbage and road kll fer supper. We git one channel on the TV. Rex Hubbard is on 24/7 with reruns from the Cathedral of Tomorrow. Wonder if he made it to heaven. I know I paid a pretty piece fer him to git thar. I thought them's was some good judge its. Dang.

Level 9

Since: Sep 11

Weeki Wachee, Florida

#8 Jun 2, 2012
Oh, I forot, on good days we get Telemundo. Must not git it to good though, can't understand a word.
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#9 Jun 2, 2012
Spooky Mulder wrote:
Oh, I forot, on good days we get Telemundo. Must not git it to good though, can't understand a word.
LMAO you are one funny quick witted person - gonna have a cig then check back on state to see what the llony days is yup to - gawd Liz irritates me, I be she hasnt read a book since she left college. dum twit.
Mami

Miami, FL

#10 Jun 2, 2012
Spooky Mulder wrote:
Oh, I forot, on good days we get Telemundo. Must not git it to good though, can't understand a word.
Keep Telemundo on. We've successfully used it as a learning vehicle for a second language and it costs nothing.

Even though my children only know what they've learned from novellas and Chilean game shows, we're convinced expanded cable gives our kids tools to get ahead in our multilingual world.

How do you handle laundry and allowance?

Level 9

Since: Sep 11

Weeki Wachee, Florida

#11 Jun 3, 2012
Mami wrote:
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Keep Telemundo on. We've successfully used it as a learning vehicle for a second language and it costs nothing.
Even though my children only know what they've learned from novellas and Chilean game shows, we're convinced expanded cable gives our kids tools to get ahead in our multilingual world.
How do you handle laundry and allowance?
Washer on the front porch quit workin', we use it as a cooler for the beer now. We keeps our clothes on now when we take our weekly showers. Don't believe in givin' them dang youngin's allowances, they's oughta be glad i don't make em' sleep in the car with granny. Her fartin' kilt the cat.

All them big words about second languages don't mean nuttin' here in the swamp.

“Twofer one”

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Since: Mar 11

isn't always a deal

#12 Jun 3, 2012
Mami wrote:
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Keep Telemundo on. We've successfully used it as a learning vehicle for a second language and it costs nothing.
Even though my children only know what they've learned from novellas and Chilean game shows, we're convinced expanded cable gives our kids tools to get ahead in our multilingual world.
How do you handle laundry and allowance?
I allow my chirruns a set amount per week, of course, iffen the milk goes bad and the chickens don't lay they don't get too much for the week.

Iffen that devil music they lissen to wrecks havoc on the rooster's mind and we hear crowing 24/7 the chirruns then have to pay me.

“That's all folks...”

Since: Jan 12

Paradise North Georgia

#13 Jun 3, 2012
Before haulin off that old washer and dumpin it
beside the road~~
Pull out the barrel, they's makes good dog houses.

“Dragon my tail.”

Since: Jun 09

Wherever

#14 Jun 3, 2012
I carry a big stick with me when I go to the outhouse at night cuz there be ghosties out there and I afeerd of haunts and such like things.

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Since: Sep 11

Weeki Wachee, Florida

#15 Jun 3, 2012
WAS sanka wrote:
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I allow my chirruns a set amount per week, of course, iffen the milk goes bad and the chickens don't lay they don't get too much for the week.
Iffen that devil music they lissen to wrecks havoc on the rooster's mind and we hear crowing 24/7 the chirruns then have to pay me.
Glad there's someone else who ain't raisin' no spoilt youngin's.

Level 9

Since: Sep 11

Weeki Wachee, Florida

#16 Jun 3, 2012
rubygoober wrote:
Before haulin off that old washer and dumpin it
beside the road~~
Pull out the barrel, they's makes good dog houses.
Dog sleeps under the trailer. We gots him tied to a tire we ain't usin'. Thanks, we'll try that next time we have to live out of our vehickle.

“That's all folks...”

Since: Jan 12

Paradise North Georgia

#17 Jun 3, 2012
Spooky Mulder wrote:
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Glad there's someone else who ain't raisin' no spoilt youngin's.
Me too!
When my youngin got out of hand, I wouldn't let him play in the
wash tub with Tide for bubbles, outin the yard...

“That's all folks...”

Since: Jan 12

Paradise North Georgia

#18 Jun 3, 2012
Spooky Mulder wrote:
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Dog sleeps under the trailer. We gots him tied to a tire we ain't usin'. Thanks, we'll try that next time we have to live out of our vehickle.
I just wish I had a vehickle to live in...
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#19 Jun 3, 2012
rubygoober wrote:
Before haulin off that old washer and dumpin it
beside the road~~
Pull out the barrel, they's makes good dog houses.
We use the barrel as an oil filter, fits right under all the 4
trucks and we don't even have to raise the cinder blocks-just slides right under. That way the kids can play slip n slide on the concrete slab without any bits -n-grits a hurting their nekkid hides.

Level 9

Since: Sep 11

Weeki Wachee, Florida

#20 Jun 3, 2012
rubygoober wrote:
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Me too!
When my youngin got out of hand, I wouldn't let him play in the
wash tub with Tide for bubbles, outin the yard...
He coulda dun the warsh while he was in thar.

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