If Missouri City Tx was in Florida

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Beltway 8

Houston, TX

#1 Jul 6, 2013
If Missouri City Tx was in Florida, what town would it be?

“I'm the Texas Dingbat.”

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#2 Jul 8, 2013
Do green olives turn black?
Where does lint come from?
Does The Society For Asking Stupid Questions accepting new members?

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#3 Jul 8, 2013
Beltway 8 wrote:
If Missouri City Tx was in Florida, what town would it be?
It would be in the town where the college is dummy.
North Texas

Minneapolis, MN

#4 Jul 8, 2013
Does it have a college or a water park? Jane, is Missouri City where you live?
You're so sweet, honey, that is must be Sugarland. I'm sure our Texas water park specialists will have an answer. I only cover parts of North Texas. It's around 80 degrees. You must be suffering way down south, Miss Jane Deer.

Off to the pool again.

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#5 Jul 8, 2013
Are Quick Draw McGraw and Baba Louie from Texas?

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Since: Mar 12

Sugar Land, TX

#6 Jul 8, 2013
North Texas wrote:
Does it have a college or a water park? Jane, is Missouri City where you live?
You're so sweet, honey, that is must be Sugarland. I'm sure our Texas water park specialists will have an answer. I only cover parts of North Texas. It's around 80 degrees. You must be suffering way down south, Miss Jane Deer.
Off to the pool again.
Sugarland? Did you mean Sugar Land?
Or is that like Grapeville? LOL
Snickers

Dallas, TX

#7 Jul 10, 2013
JaneDear wrote:
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Sugarland? Did you mean Sugar Land?
Or is that like Grapeville? LOL
Where in the hell do you get Grapeville? It is Grapevine Texas!

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Since: Mar 12

Perry, GA

#8 Jul 10, 2013
Snickers wrote:
<quoted text>Where in the hell do you get Grapeville? It is Grapevine Texas!
That's why it's funny, Snick.

SHE made a mistake and said grapeville. I was just teasing her...

Now pay attention!
North Texas

Minneapolis, MN

#9 Jul 10, 2013
I also tied Deer for Dear. There isn't a Grapeville in Texas. I throughout maybe I could play it off as the boxed wine section of Texas. Think again.

Jane, if you want to visit a cooler part of Texas, the Palo Dura Canyons are interesting. There may be other stuff to do. If your kids are young enough, you might convince them they are in Arizona and save travel time...just kidding.
Has anyone been to Arizona?

Some of my friends said a vacation trip to Colorado in the summer was their favorite.

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Since: Mar 12

Perry, GA

#10 Jul 10, 2013
North Texas wrote:
I also tied Deer for Dear. There isn't a Grapeville in Texas. I throughout maybe I could play it off as the boxed wine section of Texas. Think again.
Jane, if you want to visit a cooler part of Texas, the Palo Dura Canyons are interesting. There may be other stuff to do. If your kids are young enough, you might convince them they are in Arizona and save travel time...just kidding.
Has anyone been to Arizona?
Some of my friends said a vacation trip to Colorado in the summer was their favorite.
LOL @ fooling them into thinking Arizona!
That's funny.

I've been to Arizona.
Seeing the painted desert is worth the trip!
I wish i could take the kids. I just can't swing it right now. Besides, that's probably something they'd enjoy more when they're grown.

That grapeville thing just might drive old Snicker Doo crazy.
Fingers crossed.
Assassins Creed

Spring, TX

#11 Jul 30, 2013
I think I'd rather go to California and then up the West Coast. I'm not big on the Southwest action of New Mexico/Arizona, Been to Four Corners. Woo Hoo
New Orleans before the Hurricanes. Lots of other states. Sorry, but going to Florida a few times and especially to Orlando did not make me want to stay.
Very happy for the wheels to be up on the plane and about 3 hrs. later to be
at DFW airport. How far are you from DFW?
Wintergirl

Spring, TX

#12 Jul 31, 2013
I wonder where Zimmerman is now. It's like he is going out of his way to make the news. Texas cops didn't want to detain him. They just wanted the beached whale to keep on moving.

Z probably thinks because Texans are big on carrying weapons that he is welcome. Wrong, Georgie. Go far, far away. Norway. New Zealand.
Netherlands. Anywhere but Texas.
Perrier

Houston, TX

#13 Sep 14, 2013
Jane is being coy. She must not be a native Texan or she would want to brag. Her boots are just for looks. I doubt she has ever worked on a ranch a day in her life. And only silly folks think Texans around here wear cowboy hats 24/7. A lot of stereotypes.

Look up Houston's economy. Maybe you will see where the money comes from.

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Since: Mar 12

Perry, GA

#15 Sep 15, 2013
Perrier wrote:
Jane is being coy. She must not be a native Texan or she would want to brag. Her boots are just for looks. I doubt she has ever worked on a ranch a day in her life. And only silly folks think Texans around here wear cowboy hats 24/7. A lot of stereotypes.
Look up Houston's economy. Maybe you will see where the money comes from.
What?
Why would I want to brag?
Fathom this

Euless, TX

#17 Sep 16, 2013
Is that all you have Maddy?

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Since: Mar 12

Sugar Land, TX

#19 Sep 21, 2013
Calphalon Runner wrote:
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Are you in Belville? Isn't that Austin County and not Harris, Fort Bend or Montgomery county?
You must be somewhere in South Texas. Spill, baby, spill or keep it to yourself. Why are these people so suspicious of Texas posters? Why do they think we are all the same people. Someone thinks zazz is from Spring now. All these conspiracy theories. Why don't they just post and then forget about it like I do?
Belville is in Austin county.
I'm not in Belville and that poster isn't me.
2 miles 20 minutes

Spring, TX

#21 Sep 22, 2013
SpringTexasDingbat wrote:
Do green olives turn black?
Where does lint come from?
Does The Society For Asking Stupid Questions accepting new members?
Black = ripe

Didn't any of you folks attend school or ever read a book or magazine?
Nabeyaki Udon

Spring, TX

#22 Sep 23, 2013
JaneDear wrote:
<quoted text>
What?
Why would I want to brag?
Why would you not want to brag?

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

Sugar Land, TX

#23 Sep 23, 2013
Nabeyaki Udon wrote:
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Why would you not want to brag?
It's tacky.

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

Sugar Land, TX

#26 Sep 25, 2013
Sock Herder wrote:
Most of the women here majored in Tacky. Who uses that word except maybe my mom? Are you my mom?
You barely post here, so after this I will probably ignore you unless you start stalking me to other boards with bad company from Florida.
If you're my kid.....
Get off of here and do your homework!

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