Level 8

Since: Mar 12

Sugar Land, TX

#14019 May 25, 2013
Switchcraft wrote:
<quoted text>
No, nothing that nice.
It wasn't that nice...

HELLO.
Switchcraft

Freedom, CA

#14020 May 25, 2013
JaneDear wrote:
<quoted text>It wasn't that nice...

HELLO.
Hi there :)

I yam what I yam, rite ;)

Level 7

Since: Mar 09

Location hidden

#14021 May 25, 2013
Hope everyone has a great weekend..

Level 7

Since: Mar 09

Location hidden

#14022 May 25, 2013
Hope everyone has a great weekend..I have a birthday party and a cook out going on later this afternoon.

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

Sugar Land, TX

#14023 May 25, 2013
Switchcraft wrote:
<quoted text>
Hi there :)
I yam what I yam, rite ;)
and who doesn't like yams!

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

Sugar Land, TX

#14024 May 25, 2013
Gawd, sometimes I miss Hans!

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

Sugar Land, TX

#14025 May 25, 2013
The Real Missy wrote:
Hope everyone has a great weekend..I have a birthday party and a cook out going on later this afternoon.
I have an ice machine on my back patio and someone left some mike's hard lemonade in it.
Today is my lucky day!

Have fun at the party, Missy.
Switchcraft

United States

#14026 May 25, 2013
JaneDear wrote:
<quoted text>I have an ice machine on my back patio and someone left some mike's hard lemonade in it.
Today is my lucky day!

Have fun at the party, Missy.
I'm in need of a Margarita or three.

Sitting in Las Vegas and I don't gamble, but I'll enjoy a beverage now and again ;)

Level 2

Since: Mar 13

New Port Richey, FL

#14027 May 25, 2013
Gloomy Days wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm in need of a Margarita or three.
Sitting in Las Vegas and I don't gamble, but I'll enjoy a beverage now and again ;)
Go to bed.

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

Nashville, GA

#14028 May 26, 2013
Switchcraft wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm in need of a Margarita or three.
Sitting in Las Vegas and I don't gamble, but I'll enjoy a beverage now and again ;)
I'm actually a light weight but I do like a good margarita.
Did you get one?
I tried some Redds Apple Ale last night. Not bad.

Level 8

Since: Mar 12

Nashville, GA

#14029 May 26, 2013
Kool-Aid- Kid wrote:
<quoted text>
Go to bed.
That's not Maddy.

I haven't seen you post for a few hours...
I figured you were out buying a new air pump to blow up your wife "Joy"

:)

“FOOTBALL”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Brother Love

#14030 May 26, 2013
Good Morning All

Hope everyone is having a nice weekend.

“FOOTBALL”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Brother Love

#14031 May 26, 2013
There nothing wrong with having a blow-up spouse. They're low maintenance , no snoring and you can just stick them in closet when you get sick of seeing them.
JaneDear wrote:
<quoted text>
That's not Maddy.
I haven't seen you post for a few hours...
I figured you were out buying a new air pump to blow up your wife "Joy"
:)

“Where the heck am I?”

Level 4

Since: Sep 08

Twighlight Zone

#14033 May 26, 2013
LizW wrote:
There nothing wrong with having a blow-up spouse. They're low maintenance , no snoring and you can just stick them in closet when you get sick of seeing them.
<quoted text>
Where do I find such a good listening,low maintenance man such as that. Do I need to get on an internet dating site? I DO want the kind you can stick in the closet when your sick of him. Just asking?

“Where the heck am I?”

Level 4

Since: Sep 08

Twighlight Zone

#14034 May 26, 2013
Mousie, I have been stalking you since the storms. My heart jumped a happy jump when I noticed you were posting. Haven't read posts for a long time but just seeing you were posting told me you were ok. Thank God! Praying for everyone that has lost so much.

Level 1

Since: May 13

Location hidden

#14035 May 26, 2013
Shuaw wrote:
<quoted text>
Where do I find such a good listening,low maintenance man such as that. Do I need to get on an internet dating site? I DO want the kind you can stick in the closet when your sick of him. Just asking?
Call me

“Where the heck am I?”

Level 4

Since: Sep 08

Twighlight Zone

#14036 May 26, 2013
Ironman4 wrote:
<quoted text>
Call me
I have looked and looked for your number in my black book, but dam, no Ironman, maybe you go by a different name (or maybe I just gave you a different name. I'm excited now, and I know your just another man that's gonna let me down. Or do you really like closets?

“FOOTBALL”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Brother Love

#14037 May 26, 2013
((((( Shuaw))))))

Well..........I was thinking of looking on Amazon.com under household items. I'm not asking for much. Just someone to do the outside chores and then spend the rest of his time staying out of my sight.

Forget about that internet dating crap. You end up having to email and make small talk with some joker. I can't see wasting that much time on a male and it's rude to just cut to the chase and ask him if he wants to mow your yard with no strings attached.
Shuaw wrote:
<quoted text>
Where do I find such a good listening,low maintenance man such as that. Do I need to get on an internet dating site? I DO want the kind you can stick in the closet when your sick of him. Just asking?

“FOOTBALL”

Level 8

Since: Aug 08

Brother Love

#14038 May 26, 2013
Let's not waste time here. Do you want to mow Shauaw's lawn or not? After the lawn is done you can go back in the closet and nap until she finds another use for you.
Ironman4 wrote:
<quoted text>
Call me

“Where the heck am I?”

Level 4

Since: Sep 08

Twighlight Zone

#14039 May 26, 2013
LizW wrote:
Let's not waste time here. Do you want to mow Shauaw's lawn or not? After the lawn is done you can go back in the closet and nap until she finds another use for you.<quoted text>
Hugs back at ya Liz!

Lmao - Get him for me Liz!

How's things going in your neck of the woods, Liz? I know I should just read back ...... but it's been so long I couldn't keep my mind up with the posts so I gave up.

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