I was thinking the same thing JD~~<quoted text>
You probably don't realize this ,because crazy people don't ever realize they're crazy, but your five year long obsession with Missy is creepy.
It's not funny, cute, chaming, witty or the least bit entertaining. It's just....creepy...REALLY really creepy.
Isn't it about time for him to drag out the tired old remark
about the neighbor bringing Missy some garden vegetables five
So unoriginal and predictable...