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“Don't try to”

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Since: Mar 11

if u can't shake it.

#42 Jul 17, 2012
Joker

Kingston, Jamaica

#43 Jul 25, 2012
Wrong Wife

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again, "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

http://funny-stuff-1.blogspot.com/2012/06/wro...
Joker

Kingston, Jamaica

#44 Jul 25, 2012
Cup Holder

Tech Rep: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"

Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"

Tech Rep: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"

Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."

Tech Rep: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotion, at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?"

Caller: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotion. It just has '4X' on it."

At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't stand it.

The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive.

http://funny-stuff-1.blogspot.com/2012/02/cup...
Full Monty

Forest Park, GA

#45 Sep 20, 2012
to bad for HUNG CHOW being all backed up there, he needs to call his boss man but to make sure he does not Wing the Wong Number.

“Don't try to”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

if u can't shake it.

#46 Mar 21, 2013
I am not sure if this is a joke or if this is something kookmeisters believe.

http://www.wellaware1.com/snl.htm

“Don't try to”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

if u can't shake it.

#47 Mar 30, 2013
Eat healthy BEOTCHES!!

http://thugkitchen.com/
SANKA

Fitzgerald, GA

#48 Apr 10, 2013
Sorry I am late with this but pretty funny/scary.

Creepiest Easter Bunny pictures.

http://www.happyplace.com/15235/the-creepiest...

Level 2

Since: Mar 13

Maricopa County jail

#49 Apr 10, 2013
SANKA wrote:
Sorry I am late with this but pretty funny/scary.
Creepiest Easter Bunny pictures.
http://www.happyplace.com/15235/the-creepiest...
Thats not really the Easter Bunny, it's Richard Grund in a bunny outfit.
Wintergirl

Spring, TX

#50 Aug 13, 2013
If only anything here were funny, enlightening or intelligent. Big assortment of doggy do. lol

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