THIS is the town I will be COMMANDEERING. It is a mere £23-25 million ($33-36 million). I am already having my crown designed. It is a little gauche but what the hay. If it makes me feel more powerful, all the better.<quoted text>
DO YOU MIND? We're attending to the serious work of terminal banality over here and have no time for games! What town, incidentally? I have some fallen Anglican relatives over there... the name's Smythe. Perhaps you've run into them you scion you?
Unless your relatives have royal blood and are extremely wealthy I wouldn't know them.