You're a good man Homer. No guns here either.<quoted text>Hey! I like it.
So right now there is no additional insurance needed or adjustments to insurance premiums if you own a gun?
Homer doesn't a own a gun, I find a bat to be more personal should anyone break in to my house.
Plus my you know is of uh adequate size, so no need to compensate and I'm not a hunter.
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#883372 Apr 3, 2013
#883373 Apr 3, 2013
Back off? I think we should buy her one! That's it! Ever hear of a violent stoner?
#883375 Apr 3, 2013
It is administered by individual states based on federal guidelines.
The USDA works through state partners to investigate recipient fraud and hold those accountable.
The federal government is the overseer of the SNAP program.
If the federal government can't oversee the more than 900,000 backed up claims of veterans, how can the same federal government oversee fraud and abuse in the SNAP program?
#883376 Apr 3, 2013
but drunken driving is, so you had better walk from now on.
#883377 Apr 3, 2013
North Korea escalated its provocative rhetoric on Thursday warning that its military is authorized to wage "cutting-edge smaller, lighter and diversified" nuclear strikes to protect against the United States.
"The moment of explosion is approaching fast. No one can say a war will break out in Korea or not and whether it will break out today or tomorrow," read the statement of an unnamed military spokesman.
#883378 Apr 3, 2013
Not Surprized! ROTFLMAO!
#883379 Apr 3, 2013
Mass murderers could care less about stricter gun control.
Maybe if my daughter was a law-abiding gun owner, she'd be able to protect herself.
When will you and your side ever get this?
Since: Feb 08
#883380 Apr 3, 2013
In your mind forcing gun owners to purchase liability insurance is a good idea, guess what? It is not going to happen. No way.
You want to get in to ifs? If LBJ had not ordered 1/2 million Americans to Nam maybe 50,000 plus folks would not have died.
#883381 Apr 3, 2013
Start jumping the societal expectations hoops kiddo.
Some of us "olde-timers" already have our time in-plenty well enough-and then some.
And let me give you a tip-trolling on a lameazz computer thread all day, merely trying to "marginalize" others, will get you nowhere in the real world.
You see what the POTUS did today? Made an effort- of contribution BACK to society.
Pay attention, tat just what the U.S. drained-dry back bone needs-more GIVE, and far less taking, especially from those who do nothing but take.
I applaud his leadership by example of conscientiouness in doing so, no matter the labelduhm label.
Now, were YOU saying anything worthwhile?
#883382 Apr 3, 2013
She just can't handle it when her own level of batchitcrazy poo is slung right back at her.
#883383 Apr 3, 2013
Who says that you have to have home owners insurance?
#883384 Apr 3, 2013
You need to quit listening to batchitcrazy drunken lunaTics, they'll warp your braincells with their lies of dysfunctionality and deception Homer.
#883385 Apr 3, 2013
Common Beliefs of Today's Liberal
You are against the War on Terror, but are only too happy to make millions of dollars by making movies about it.
You preach about the evils of Capitalism from the comfort of your weekend hillside estate.
You cry about the evils of "profiteering corporations", but still demand your weekly paycheck.
You believe "rich people" are evil, but are willing to over-look the fact that Ted Kennedy, Bill Clinton, George Soros, Michael Moore, and Al Franken are "rich", as well.
You scream and shout when innocent civilians are accidentally caught in the crossfire, but remain silent when terrorists kill them on purpose.
You believe that civilians caught in the crossfire of terrorists attacking American troops died because of America and not because of the actions of the terrorists that actually killed them.
You believe O.J. Simpson is actually looking for the "real killers".
You claim a higher moral ground in opposing the death penalty but see abortion as an expression of Women's Rights as guaranteed in the Constitution.
You believe that with regards to the 9/11 attack, America had it comming and deserved what happened.
You believe American troops are "war criminals", but a thug who killed somebody in cold blood is just a "victim of society".
You believe you can give a dollar to somebody without first having to take it from somebody else.
You want to ban and outlaw legal gun ownership but you want to be allowed to have armed guards at your beckon call.
#883386 Apr 3, 2013
You believe Ted Kennedy knows how to manage your money better than you do.
You believe Saddam Hussein, Kim Jong Il, and Fidel Castro were fairly elected, but President Bush was not.
You fail to see the connection between Lenin and Lennon.
You believe "tolerance" is reserved for those who share your opinions, views, and ideals.
You believe the name of God or Jesus should be banned and censored, except when spoken in profanity.
You believe it was wrong for Bush to use images of 9/11 in political ads, but saw nothing wrong with Kerry using flag-draped caskets in his ads.
You refuse to allow a child to carry a Bible to school, but demand that schools make special provisions to accommodate a non-Christian's religious beliefs.
You whine about religious leaders and their involvement in politics, but only when the Reverend's name is Robertson... not Jackson or Sharpton.
You support Judges who interpret what they "think" the Constitution means instead of what it actually says.
You believe the meaning and definition of the Constitution should change based on your own feelings or opinions.
You believe that burning the American Flag is a form of Free Speech and any law that prevents burning the American Flag is an assault on your right to express yourself.
You constantly cry about defense spending, but scream when bases in your areas are closed.
#883387 Apr 3, 2013
FOR YEARS I have agreed with the (oft times which has been more a more Rep leaning idealogy) precept of to hell with middle east oil. we should become more self reliant.
But noooooooooo, the jackboots on the other side just have not been able to absorb THAT concept as of yet.
KEYSTONE?(listen to the treehumpers WHINE)....
#883388 Apr 3, 2013
This might be a tough question, do you believe in the concept if rights?
#883389 Apr 3, 2013
You believe Greenpeace and the Earth Liberation Front burning down SUV dealerships or torching chemical plants actually "help" and are "beneficial" to the environment.
You support low-income housing until they start to build in your neighborhood.
You claim to support alternative and green energy until one of your neighbors decide to erect a wind generator and then you begin legal proceedings against him and force him to remove it.
You believe the term "illegal alien" is a bad word and is racist in nature.
You believe Michael Moore's films are "historically accurate and unbiased".
You believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
You believe a baby is an "Unviable Tissue Mass" suitable for abortion until after the baby is born, then the baby needs Universal Healthcare provided by the government so as to live a long and healthy life.
You believe abstinence does not prevent unwanted pregnancy and the spread of sexually transmitted diseases and condoms do.
You believe that art is not possible without Federal funding.
You believe the only thing wrong with the forged Rather Memo, was people refused to accept it as fact.
You believe girls should be allowed to go to an all-boy school, but not the other way around.
You believe that no judge is remotely qualified to be on the United States Supreme Court unless they are pro-abortion.
YOU ARE WORSE THAN terrorist killING innocent people,BECAUSE YOU KILL INNOCENTS BABIES ABORTION!
YOU PEOPLE ARE VERY WICKED!
#883390 Apr 3, 2013
You support welfare, free healthcare, and other entitlements for illegal immigrants who do not pay taxes.
You believe Fox News distorts the truth, but Dan Rather reports "honest journalism".
You were speechless and felt a sense of betrayal when Martin Sheen guest starred on "Murphy Brown" as novelist Nick Brody.
You complain that we never give peace a chance.
When asked about your favorite Marx Brother, the first one to come to mind is Karl.
You believe NPR is the only really fair and balanced news source.
You believe that the term in the Preamble to the United States Constitution "promote the general Welfare" is a mandate to provide welfare benefits and entitlements.
You believe race riots are an acceptable and reasonable form of expression.
You believe racial hatred is wrong, but "class hatred" is acceptable.
You believe that every misbehaving child has ADD and needs to be doped-up on Ritalin.
You believe lawsuits that deny any personal responsibility on the part of the plaintiff is justified.
You believe there is nothing wrong with Socialism and Communism.
You believe the best way to deal with terrorist regimes is to please and appease them.
You are opposed to a military presence in Europe, unless it is to bail out France.
#883391 Apr 3, 2013
You believe that Gay Marriage is normal and the public should be forced to accept it.
You would rather defend Marx, Lenin, Stalin, Saddam and Castro before you defend the US.
You believe violent gun-crime would automatically disappear if honest citizens could not bear arms.
You constantly equate Conservatives to Nazis or Fascists as your defense whenever anyone dissents against your position on anything.
You believe 1 + 1 = 2, or 3, or 4... or whatever it takes to protect the child's self-esteem.
You believe that pornography should be federally protected as "Freedom of Speech", but public profession of Faith should be outlawed.
You applaud Jimmy Carter for talking about Human Rights, but screamed and shouted when President Bush actually did something about it.
You believe we should have given Saddam 12 more years, and then 12 more on top of that, if he did not comply by then.
You believe the UN should be the final authority, even in the U.S.
You believe that colleges and universities should not allow ROTC programs.
You believe that the Boy Scouts should be banned.
You believe that racism and poverty are the primary causes of violent crime in the inner city rather than a lack of values taught by a father.
You believe that an 80 year old white American grandmother is just as likely to be a terrorist as a Saudi young male.
You believe that socializing medical will lower costs and improve quality, but limiting malpractice lawsuits will not.
You believe that Government exists to provide whatever the public wants.
You believe that it is morally wrong that low income parents should be allowed to have vouchers to send their children to private schools.
#883392 Apr 3, 2013
You believe if a person makes more than $50,000/year, then he/she is probably doing something illegal, unethical, and/or immoral.
You believe being able to play the President on a popular TV drama automatically equates to "political wisdom" in real life.
You scream and shout about Christians ramming their beliefs upon you, but you say nothing when Atheists do the same.
You believe it was "un-ethical" for Bush to accept campaign donations from the NRA, but not when Clinton accepted campaign donations on behalf of the Communist Chinese government.
You believe if somebody disagrees with what is being said, they are challenging or denying your Right of Free Speech.
You believe that poverty is caused by the wealthy.
You believe the ACLU really gives a damn about individual rights.
You believe the Dixie Chicks and Tim Robbins should say what they want, but Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, and Rush Limbaugh should be censored.
You believe burning the American Flag, dragging the American Flag on the ground, defacing the American Flag, and ridiculing members of the Armed Forces as an example of exercising Free Speech is the highest level of patriotism.
You protested American intervention in the Middle-East, because we did not have UN approval, but supported American intervention in Haiti, Somalia, and Bosnia, even though we did not have UN approval.
You screamed and shouted when Arnold Schwarzenegger allegedly groped women, but cheered when Bill Clinton did the same.
You are against sexual harassment except when committed by a Kennedy or a Clinton.
You object to little old ladies wearing fur, but not bikers wearing leather.
You believe that Microsoft should be broken up into many small companies.
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