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“Amor patriae.”

Level 5

Since: Feb 08

Eastern Oregon

#852813 Feb 2, 2013
I was in my neighborhood restaurant this morning and was seated behind a group of jubilant individuals celebrating the coming implementation of the health care bill. I could not finish my breakfast. This is what ensued:

They were a diverse group of several races and both sexes. I heard the young man exclaim,“Isn’t Obama like Jesus Christ? I mean, after all, he is healing the sick.” The young woman enthusiastically proclaimed,“Yeah, and he does it for free. I cannot believe anyone would think that a free market would work for health care. Another said,‘The stupid Republicans want us all to starve to death so they can inherit all of the power. Obama should be made a Saint for what he did for those of us less fortunate.” At this, I had more than enough.I arose from my seat, mustering all the restraint I could find, and approached their table.“Please excuse me; may I impose upon you for one moment?” They smiled and welcomed me to the conversation. I stood at the end of their table, smiled as best I could and began an experiment.

“I would like to give one of you my house. It will cost you no money and I will pay all of the expenses and taxes for as long as you live there. Anyone interested?” They looked at each other in astonishment.“Why would you do something like that?” asked a young man,“There isn’t anything for free in this world.” They began to laugh at me, as they did not realize this man had just made my point.“I am serious, I will give you my house for free, no money what so ever. Anyone interested?” In unison, a resounding “Hell Yeah” fills the room.

“Since there are too many of you, I will have to make a choice as to who receives this money-free bargain.” I noticed an elderly couple was paying attention to the spectacle unfolding before their eyes, the old man shaking his head in apparent disgust.“I tell you what; I will give it to the one of you most willing to obey my rules.” Again, they looked at one another, an expression of bewilderment on their faces. The perky young woman asked,“What are the rules?” I smiled and said,“I don’t know. I have not yet defined them. However, it is a free home that I offer you.” They giggled amongst themselves, the youngest of which said,“What an old coot. He must be crazy to give away his home. Go take your meds, old man.” I smiled and leaned into the table a bit further.“I am serious, this is a legitimate offer.” They gaped at me for a moment.

“I’ll take it you old fool. Where are the keys?” boasted the youngest among them.“Then I presume you accept ALL of my terms then?” I asked. The elderly couple seemed amused and entertained as they watched from the privacy of their table.“Oh hell yeah! Where do I sign up?” I took a napkin and wrote,“I give this man my home, without the burden of financial obligation, so long as he accepts and abides by the terms that I shall set forth upon consummation of this transaction.” I signed it and handed it to the young man who eagerly scratched out his signature.“Where are the keys to my new house?” he asked in a mocking tone of voice. All eyes were upon us as I stepped back from the table, pulling the keys from pocket and dangling them before the excited new homeowner.

“Amor patriae.”

Level 5

Since: Feb 08

Eastern Oregon

#852815 Feb 2, 2013
“Now that we have entered into this binding contract, witnessed by all of your friends, I have decided upon the conditions you are obligated to adhere from this point forward. You may only live in the house for one hour a day. You will not use anything inside of the home. You will obey me without question or resistance. I expect complete loyalty and admiration for this gift I bestow upon you. You will accept my commands and wishes with enthusiasm, no matter the nature. Your morals and principles shall be as mine. You will vote as I do, think as I do and do it with blind faith. These are my terms. Here are your keys.” I reached the keys forward and the young man looked at me dumbfounded.

“Are you out of your mind? Who would ever agree to those ridiculous terms?” the young man appeared irritated.“You did when you signed this contract before reading it, understanding it and with the full knowledge that I would provide my conditions only after you committed to the agreement.” The elderly man chuckled as his wife tried to restrain him. I was looking at a now silenced and bewildered group of people.“You can shove that stupid deal up your a** old man, I want no part of it” exclaimed the now infuriated young man.'You have committed to the contract, as witnessed by all of your friends; you cannot get out of the deal unless I agree to it. I do not intend to let you free now that I have you ensnared. I am the power you agreed to. I am the one you blindly and without thought chose to enslave yourself to. In short, I am your Master.” At this, the table of celebrating individuals became a unified group against the unfairness of the deal.

After a few moments of unrepeatable comments and slurs, I revealed my true intent.“What I did to you is what this administration and congress did to you with the health care legislation. I easily suckered you in and then revealed the real cost of the bargain. Your folly was in the belief that you can have something you did not earn; that you are not entitled to; that you willingly allowed someone else to think for you. Your failure to research, study and inform yourself permitted reason to escape you. You have entered into a trap from which you cannot flee. Your only chance of freedom is if your new Master gives it to you. A freedom that is given can also be taken away; therefore, it is not freedom.” With that, I tore up the napkin and placed it before the astonished young man.“This is the nature of your new health care legislation.”

I turned away to leave these few in thought and contemplation and was surprised by applause. The elderly gentleman, who was clearly entertained, shook my hand enthusiastically and said,“Thank you Sir, these kids don’t understand Liberty.” He refused to allow me to pay my bill as he said,“You earned this one, it is an honor to pick up the tab.” I shook his hand in thanks, leaving the restaurant somewhat humbled, and sensing a glimmer of hope for my beloved country. Use reason,

Remember, four boxes keep us free:
the soap box, the ballot box,
the jury box, and the cartridge box.

“Amor patriae.”

Level 5

Since: Feb 08

Eastern Oregon

#852817 Feb 2, 2013
The first half never made it. I'll try again.

I was in my neighborhood restaurant this morning and was seated behind a group of jubilant individuals celebrating the coming implementation of the health care bill. I could not finish my breakfast. This is what ensued:

They were a diverse group of several races and both sexes. I heard the young man exclaim,“Isn’t Obama like Jesus Christ? I mean, after all, he is healing the sick.” The young woman enthusiastically proclaimed,“Yeah, and he does it for free. I cannot believe anyone would think that a free market would work for health care. Another said,‘The stupid Republicans want us all to starve to death so they can inherit all of the power. Obama should be made a Saint for what he did for those of us less fortunate.” At this, I had more than enough.I arose from my seat, mustering all the restraint I could find, and approached their table.“Please excuse me; may I impose upon you for one moment?” They smiled and welcomed me to the conversation. I stood at the end of their table, smiled as best I could and began an experiment.

“I would like to give one of you my house. It will cost you no money and I will pay all of the expenses and taxes for as long as you live there. Anyone interested?” They looked at each other in astonishment.“Why would you do something like that?” asked a young man,“There isn’t anything for free in this world.” They began to laugh at me, as they did not realize this man had just made my point.“I am serious, I will give you my house for free, no money what so ever. Anyone interested?” In unison, a resounding “Hell Yeah” fills the room.

“Since there are too many of you, I will have to make a choice as to who receives this money-free bargain.” I noticed an elderly couple was paying attention to the spectacle unfolding before their eyes, the old man shaking his head in apparent disgust.“I tell you what; I will give it to the one of you most willing to obey my rules.” Again, they looked at one another, an expression of bewilderment on their faces. The perky young woman asked,“What are the rules?” I smiled and said,“I don’t know. I have not yet defined them. However, it is a free home that I offer you.” They giggled amongst themselves, the youngest of which said,“What an old coot. He must be crazy to give away his home. Go take your meds, old man.” I smiled and leaned into the table a bit further.“I am serious, this is a legitimate offer.” They gaped at me for a moment.

“I’ll take it you old fool. Where are the keys?” boasted the youngest among them.“Then I presume you accept ALL of my terms then?” I asked. The elderly couple seemed amused and entertained as they watched from the privacy of their table.“Oh hell yeah! Where do I sign up?” I took a napkin and wrote,“I give this man my home, without the burden of financial obligation, so long as he accepts and abides by the terms that I shall set forth upon consummation of this transaction.” I signed it and handed it to the young man who eagerly scratched out his signature.“Where are the keys to my new house?” he asked in a mocking tone of voice. All eyes were upon us as I stepped back from the table, pulling the keys from pocket and dangling them before the excited new homeowner.
John Galt

Temecula, CA

#852818 Feb 2, 2013
mdbuilder wrote:
<quoted text>
Calm down, you'll get the hiccups.
I wouldn't do anything outside the expressed reason for the Second Amendment.
But the Second Amendment doesn't say anything about hunting.

Just that "security of a FREE state" stuff.
John Galt

Temecula, CA

#852819 Feb 2, 2013
On the eve of the Super Bowl, does anybody think pro football (or college football) as we know it will still be here 10 years or so from now?

Thousands of lawsuits likely to result in changing to the NFFL (National Flag Football League).

Since: Nov 11

Westerville, OH

#852821 Feb 2, 2013
History101 wrote:
WASHINGTON — The Obama administration on Friday proposed a work-around for religious nonprofits that object to providing health insurance that covers birth control.

http://news.msn.com/politics/obama-offers-fai...

Of course he does. After manufacturing a war on women based on another lie that never existed.
Libtards media fabricate crisis to use them against Republicans and forward their socio-communist agenda!

Like Glenn Beck said; "if only those liberal pushers knew that if their socialist-dictatorship dream comes true they will be the first ones to end up with a bullet inside their heads"!!!

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Level 4

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#852822 Feb 2, 2013
Once again, the Monster behind the smiling face of the Boy Messiah:

Protecting seniors' access to Medicare: http://tinyurl.com/arkxye3

Those Death Panels wee no joke, folks.
You azzholes are getting what you wished for.

You were told to be careful when doing that.

Since: Nov 11

Westerville, OH

#852823 Feb 2, 2013
History101 wrote:
WASHINGTON — The Obama administration on Friday proposed a work-around for religious nonprofits that object to providing health insurance that covers birth control.

http://news.msn.com/politics/obama-offers-fai...

Of course he does. After manufacturing a war on women based on another lie that never existed.
What is the Liberal's NEXT manufactured crisis?

Here is one on the works:

More tax money from government for the poor kids starving during dinner hours! See? Those poor black ghetto kids are not eating good food for dinners because their moms are so poor, even food stamps is not enough, they need more govern get help!

And the evil Republicans want those kids to starve because they want to pay less taxes instead of helping thise poor families!

Wait and see!

A low life, famous wanna-be, looking for Liberal Media fame Libtard will community organize a movement called
"feed the kids" or something like that and any one who opposes it will be immediatedly labeled against feeding the poor kids and wanning kids to go to bed hungry!

The purpose will NOT be to feed the kids but to label the Conservatives as evil spirited cruel people, that's all!

And calling for bigger government at the same toke!

Never mind that their parents ALREADY get one trillion on welfare and food stamps benefits!!!

http://www.redstate.com/2012/10/18/obamas-leg...

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/330821/t...

The Libtards are experts on "manufacturing crisis that never existed", example:

Liberals really believe that woman are suffering because they have no access to contraceptives.

They are either getting pregnant against their will because they have no access to them OR going bankruptcy paying the $5 a month, 30 day supply.

And, sure enough, a low life, Libtard like, Sandra Fluke, need to save the women from the evil Republicans that refuse to finance their sexual tools with their taxes.

I have many more examples but will take several thousand posts to share and no amount of facts will open a brain dead Libtard's eyes.

Level 1

Since: Nov 09

Pharr, TX

#852824 Feb 2, 2013
John Galt wrote:
<quoted text>
Unlike you, Galt tends to accept posters for what they appear to be, and not to assume that they are sockpuppets for others.
Shakalaka reflects the intellectual level of the typical juvenile female Obamabot.
Notable exceptions are Demos/Tenzing/Nucular, Yepperz/Jean, Realtime/GOPidiots, Ghost/Debil, and the numerous variations of the Chicago scumbag primarily known as Dem.
Note: All the "Waxturd" stuff is boring and easily skipped, as are all posts about the judging icons.
Think about what you said here. I warned you that you were deceived by one of waxturd's phony log-ins and you said you ignore stuff like this. Then you list FIVE exceptions which are left leaning posters!!!!
Then you claim that the waxturd and judge-it stuff is boring. Big surprise, waxturd awarded you 14 brilliants for this. You right wingers feed on the phony stroking from the likes of Karl Rove and waxturd types in your fantasy world.

Since: Jul 11

Location hidden

#852825 Feb 2, 2013
CHRISTIANS wrote:
A great majority of Christians are going to take the 'mark of the beast' when the Satanic New World Order have finished destroying the economy. Christians believe that their place in heaven is a 'right' because of their belief in Jesus. It will not bother them in the least to take a chip in order to pay the bills and feed the kids as they are convinced they are going to heaven on faith and belief alone.....
Your first sentence gives you away, on par being as Christian as Bin Laden was. If you are TRUELY Christian then accepting others that do not believe in the same creed as you does not make them the enemy.
Even Jesus preached that, but right wing religious nuts are just as much an enemy to a free world as any terrorist.

Since: Nov 11

Westerville, OH

#852826 Feb 2, 2013
shinningelectr0n wrote:
Once again, the Monster behind the smiling face of the Boy Messiah:

Protecting seniors' access to Medicare: http://tinyurl.com/arkxye3

Those Death Panels wee no joke, folks.
You azzholes are getting what you wished for.

You were told to be careful when doing that.
So?

Liberals never get old so they do not care! Only Conservatives get old so they care!

See? Liberals live in a fantasy world!!!

Where everyone must pay taxes to be patriotic except Liberals; Timothy Geithner TurboTax software, Hillary Clinton's Caymen Island's account, George Soros and Warren Buffett's tax debt, John Kerry's yacht, etc!

See? Liberals are hypocrites easy to fool!

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Level 4

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#852827 Feb 2, 2013
martinezjosei wrote:
<quoted text>
What is the Liberal's NEXT manufactured crisis?
Here is one on the works:
More tax money from government for the poor kids starving during dinner hours! See? Those poor black ghetto kids are not eating good food for dinners because their moms are so poor, even food stamps is not enough, they need more govern get help!
And the evil Republicans want those kids to starve because they want to pay less taxes instead of helping thise poor families!
Wait and see!
A low life, famous wanna-be, looking for Liberal Media fame Libtard will community organize a movement called
"feed the kids" or something like that and any one who opposes it will be immediatedly labeled against feeding the poor kids and wanning kids to go to bed hungry!
The purpose will NOT be to feed the kids but to label the Conservatives as evil spirited cruel people, that's all!
And calling for bigger government at the same toke!
Never mind that their parents ALREADY get one trillion on welfare and food stamps benefits!!!
http://www.redstate.com/2012/10/18/obamas-leg...
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/330821/t...
The Libtards are experts on "manufacturing crisis that never existed", example:
Liberals really believe that woman are suffering because they have no access to contraceptives.
They are either getting pregnant against their will because they have no access to them OR going bankruptcy paying the $5 a month, 30 day supply.
And, sure enough, a low life, Libtard like, Sandra Fluke, need to save the women from the evil Republicans that refuse to finance their sexual tools with their taxes.
I have many more examples but will take several thousand posts to share and no amount of facts will open a brain dead Libtard's eyes.
I've said it before and I'm not alone: "Do it for the children" is a Socialist tactic as old as the hills.

On one hand, they kill infants using your tax money but then again, on the other hand, they use children to get even more of your money.

To the Socialist Party, children are special for only one reason; they are a revenue source for the government's greedy hands.

...and for Gun Control, of course. The Boy Messiah's hands are covered in blood and yet he calls for Gun Control - "Do it for the children", he says.

...and Satan wants to pay you top dollar for your soul, too.

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Level 4

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#852828 Feb 2, 2013
OldRaider wrote:
<quoted text>
Think about what you said here. I warned you that you were deceived by one of waxturd's phony log-ins and you said you ignore stuff like this. Then you list FIVE exceptions which are left leaning posters!!!!
Then you claim that the waxturd and judge-it stuff is boring. Big surprise, waxturd awarded you 14 brilliants for this. You right wingers feed on the phony stroking from the likes of Karl Rove and waxturd types in your fantasy world.
You increasingly post like an old lady under the hair dryer in a small town Beauty Salon. Your thoughts and complaints are getting smaller and smaller. Soon, you'll be complaining that Galt is mean to his kitty-cat and that Conservative guys wear their ties crooked.

Keep shrinking, Loose Lips. The quicker, the better.

Your vanishing point will be welcome.

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Level 4

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#852829 Feb 2, 2013
OzRitz wrote:
<quoted text>
Your first sentence gives you away, on par being as Christian as Bin Laden was. If you are TRUELY Christian then accepting others that do not believe in the same creed as you does not make them the enemy.
Even Jesus preached that, but right wing religious nuts are just as much an enemy to a free world as any terrorist.
Jesus called hypocrites worms in a dead man's grave.



"...And said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves."
—Matthew 21:12-13

Jesus actually got physically violent and drove out the money changers.

"Then Jesus said to the crowds and to his disciples,“The scribes and the Pharisees sit on Moses' seat, so practice and observe whatever they tell you—but not what they do. For they preach, but do not practice. They tie up heavy burdens, hard to bear, and lay them on people's shoulders, but they themselves are not willing to move them with their finger. They do all their deeds to be seen by others. For they make their phylacteries broad and their fringes long,..."

--- Matthew 23:1-39 ESV

OzRitz, you are a worm inside of a dead man's grave.

“My Life Is A Shell Game”

Level 4

Since: May 07

Lapeer, MI

#852830 Feb 2, 2013
martinezjosei wrote:
<quoted text>
So?
Liberals never get old so they do not care! Only Conservatives get old so they care!
See? Liberals live in a fantasy world!!!
Where everyone must pay taxes to be patriotic except Liberals; Timothy Geithner TurboTax software, Hillary Clinton's Caymen Island's account, George Soros and Warren Buffett's tax debt, John Kerry's yacht, etc!
See? Liberals are hypocrites easy to fool!
And don't forget the Boy Messiah loving Google with its offshore accounts that save them billions in taxes.

BTW, I have no love for Microsoft but I've stopped using Google and instead rely on Bing. Liberals are Black Holes' that suckin men's souls.
Everyone

Windsor, CT

#852831 Feb 2, 2013
shinningelectr0n wrote:
<quoted text>
Jesus called hypocrites worms in a dead man's grave.
"...And said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves."
—Matthew 21:12-13
Jesus actually got physically violent and drove out the money changers.
"Then Jesus said to the crowds and to his disciples,“The scribes and the Pharisees sit on Moses' seat, so practice and observe whatever they tell you—but not what they do. For they preach, but do not practice. They tie up heavy burdens, hard to bear, and lay them on people's shoulders, but they themselves are not willing to move them with their finger. They do all their deeds to be seen by others. For they make their phylacteries broad and their fringes long,..."
--- Matthew 23:1-39 ESV
OzRitz, you are a worm inside of a dead man's grave.
I don't believe I've ever responded to "OzRitz"

Is this liberal worth any time?
OldRatface

Pompano Beach, FL

#852832 Feb 2, 2013
OldRaider wrote:
<quoted text>
Think about what you said here. I warned you that you were deceived by one of waxturd's phony log-ins and you said you ignore stuff like this. Then you list FIVE exceptions which are left leaning posters!!!!
Then you claim that the waxturd and judge-it stuff is boring. Big surprise, waxturd awarded you 14 brilliants for this. You right wingers feed on the phony stroking from the likes of Karl Rove and waxturd types in your fantasy world.
You have 3 nuts, 1 dim bulb, 1 pair of big, fat lips, and I'll raise you one.

Level 1

Since: Nov 09

Pharr, TX

#852833 Feb 2, 2013
shinningelectr0n wrote:
<quoted text>
You increasingly post like an old lady under the hair dryer in a small town Beauty Salon. Your thoughts and complaints are getting smaller and smaller. Soon, you'll be complaining that Galt is mean to his kitty-cat and that Conservative guys wear their ties crooked.
Keep shrinking, Loose Lips. The quicker, the better.
Your vanishing point will be welcome.
I've struggled to find anything you've written here worthy of a response. You have no grasp of reality and slip into silly ad homonym attacks when your faulty logic is exposed. I've thought about schooling you but there are so many right wing idiots here, although you're in the top five, you'll just have to wait your turn.

Level 1

Since: Nov 09

Pharr, TX

#852834 Feb 2, 2013
shinningelectr0n wrote:
Once again, the Monster behind the smiling face of the Boy Messiah:
Protecting seniors' access to Medicare: http://tinyurl.com/arkxye3
Those Death Panels wee no joke, folks.
You azzholes are getting what you wished for.
You were told to be careful when doing that.
Here's a sample of why you aren't taken seriously. Only the loony fanatics from the right give any credence to the death panels, this has been debunked time and time again. And yet, here you are jumping up and down like a little girl, waving your stupidity in the air as if you just discovered something.
You're a moron not worthy of my time.

Level 1

Since: Nov 09

Pharr, TX

#852835 Feb 2, 2013
OldRatface wrote:
<quoted text> You have 3 nuts, 1 dim bulb, 1 pair of big, fat lips, and I'll raise you one.
Evening waxturd. Looks like you've just composed another post worthy of 20 brilliant judge-its.

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