Ten Second rhymes

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#829 Jan 31, 2013
Ron is crazy as a sh1thouse rat
With brains the size of a gnat
When he goes on his rants
They're same old song and dance
Just tell him to crap in his hat

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Weeki Wachee, Florida

#830 Feb 22, 2013
Leaving judge-it's is just as bad
As answering that stupid cad
A tosspot, a numpty git
All British slang for a useless twit
Whose entire existence is equally sad.

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#831 Feb 22, 2013
Everyone's doing a really good job
Of ignoring that racist old slob
No one is taking Ron's bait
Which makes him more irate
And makes his head friggin throb

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#837 Mar 6, 2013
We thought that the season had passed
But now an ominous forecast
This storm is a beast
Aimed at the Northeast
We're set for a new winter blast

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Since: Sep 11

Weeki Wachee, Florida

#838 Mar 7, 2013
With all of us ignoring Ron
You'd think he'd get the hint and just move on
But stupid truly is what stupid does
Ron earns an award for being the stupidest there ever was
And we all wish he'd just be gone.

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Since: Sep 11

Weeki Wachee, Florida

#839 Mar 8, 2013
When did we become a nation of the dumb- down?
No one saying a single thing profound
Unable to spell the simplest word
Use punctuation and gramma, that's absurd!
Let alone be able to use a common noun.

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Since: Sep 11

Weeki Wachee, Florida

#840 Mar 10, 2013
I sure don't miss that twisted slob
A racist bigoted knuckle knob
I've been tempted to answer him
But the chances of them are very slim
I wish he'd shut his big fat gob.

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Weeki Wachee, Florida

#841 Mar 10, 2013
*that is not them are*
World War Z

Houston, TX

#842 Jul 2, 2013
Kindergarten is in session. Wow, going to Sylvan paid off for some of these people. is Sylvan considered "private school" for their kids? lol

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#843 Jul 3, 2013
World War Z wrote:
Kindergarten is in session. Wow, going to Sylvan paid off for some of these people. is Sylvan considered "private school" for their kids? lol
Go ahead and read some of the rhymes here and see if you can do better. Remember that Topix is not literary class at Cambridge, though I think some of our stuff is good for a smile.
tired of silly

Tavares, FL

#844 Jul 3, 2013
Charles R Darwin wrote:
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Go ahead and read some of the rhymes here and see if you can do better. Remember that Topix is not literary class at Cambridge, though I think some of our stuff is good for a smile.
D., that's just the Texas twatwaffle's latest name to flood the threads with her inane blathering. She's a lot like Ron.......lots of names, nothing worthwhile to say.

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#845 Jul 3, 2013
tired of silly wrote:
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D., that's just the Texas twatwaffle's latest name to flood the threads with her inane blathering. She's a lot like Ron.......lots of names, nothing worthwhile to say.
Twatwaffle? Would that be the Belgian kind or an Eggo?

Since she's from Texas, at least we can conclude that whatever the brand, it's gotta be HUGE.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
tired of silly

Tavares, FL

#846 Jul 3, 2013
They say everything in Texas is bigger,
But this chick has a microbrain, go figger!
How sad it is when someone's so dumb,
She can't remember her lies or where she's from.

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Weeki Wachee, Florida

#847 Jul 3, 2013
Charles R Darwin wrote:
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Twatwaffle? Would that be the Belgian kind or an Eggo?
Since she's from Texas, at least we can conclude that whatever the brand, it's gotta be HUGE.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
She's just pissed that no one takes her serious here with all her stalking and trolling. I was thinking thatbTwatwaffle should hook up with douchenozzle. Perfect pair.

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#848 Jul 3, 2013
Spooky Mulder wrote:
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She's just pissed that no one takes her serious here with all her stalking and trolling. I was thinking thatbTwatwaffle should hook up with douchenozzle. Perfect pair.
It's time for another Butthead of the Week thread. There are enough of them lurking about lately.

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Weeki Wachee, Florida

#849 Jul 3, 2013
Charles R Darwin wrote:
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It's time for another Butthead of the Week thread. There are enough of them lurking about lately.
It won't take very long to find a freak,
A new candidate for butthead of the week
A Dollar Store crown they will don
Because of the ridicule they have drawn
And the havoc they like to wreak
I suggest the Interstate to go play hide and seek

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Since: Sep 11

Weeki Wachee, Florida

#851 Jul 3, 2013
No one here doubts Ron's gayness
His verbal abuse to women is quite heinous
Behavior like his, we all shun
But he is the classless, craven one
Hey Ron, everyone here doubts your saneness
For counting the rings around uranus

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#852 Jul 8, 2013
Here on Topix we oft suffer fools
From racist snipes to spamming tools
We all know Ron but what makes us irate
Is this new retard from the Lone Star State
tired of silly

Tavares, FL

#853 Jul 8, 2013
I always heard that Texans were large
But this nitwit is the size of a barge!
Doesn't know what gender it is,
If it sits or stands to take a whiz!
Sometimes it's married sometimes not
Sometimes widowed sometimes just a snot.

“I'm the Texas Dingbat.”

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Since: Jun 13

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#855 Jul 8, 2013
I know I am really dumb
I still wear pull-ups and suck my thumb
I should smell my stinky fingers
For that certain smell that always lingers
I think everything I say is clever
With no self-awareness, I will never
Understand that I'm just absurd
More evident with each typed word
What will I actually do
When I realize I'm dirty gum on Tired's shoe.

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