Ten Second rhymes

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#806
Dec 6, 2012
 
Spooky Mulder wrote:
On Topix, it's been really quiet
Sorta, a Ron-free diet
But, oh good Lord
I think I'm bored
Hope he's not off starting a riot
A riot? No Ron's way too dumb
He's about as thick as they come
He's perpetually irate
His life poisoned by hate
His thoughts full of angry venom

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#807
Dec 14, 2012
 
Recently if asked we woulda said 'nope'
At the thought of having a 'cyber Pope'
But just this week ain't it sweet
The Pontiff has learned how to Tweet

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#808
Dec 14, 2012
 
Let's all have a glass of fine Chablis
A toast to our reluctant absentee

Of course, he's not missed
That alone, is making him pissed

Maybe the "cyber Pope" has found a new devotee.

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#809
Dec 18, 2012
 
Out on the roads the traffic just crawls
It's wall to wall people in all of the malls
Holiday shoppers are losing their mind
Just stay home and do it online
But if there are still things on your list
And visiting stores is what you insist
And if you want to see the lowest rabble
Shop Wal-Mart- a modern day Tower of Babel

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#810
Dec 20, 2012
 
Charles R Darwin wrote:
Out on the roads the traffic just crawls
It's wall to wall people in all of the malls
Holiday shoppers are losing their mind
Just stay home and do it online
But if there are still things on your list
And visiting stores is what you insist
And if you want to see the lowest rabble
Shop Wal-Mart- a modern day Tower of Babel
Doing 17 miles an hour in a 55
Still may not keep this moron arriving alive.
The number of the the five finger salutes
Made the mood of the others absolute
That this gomer should not be allowed to drive

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#811
Dec 20, 2012
 
Little old ladies will never learn
When at checkout it is their turn
They just stand there and dilly-dally
As their items are being tallied
Here is what makes us all curse
When it's done is when they open their purse
Senility or stupid whatever you call it
Can't they be ready with their hand on their wallet?
So we all stand there ready to snap
Wishing they'd take a forever dirt nap

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#812
Dec 20, 2012
 
I'm taking all these lessons in
So when I'm senile and ready for the loony bin

Trifocals in order to see
A gomer in training I'll be

Drooling and wearing a shit-eating grin.

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#813
Jan 4, 2013
 
Somewhere within Ron's DNA
A gene or two went astray
Study them to get some clues
Why he hates all cops and Jews
He rants about what's on T-V
And screams how he hates Dis-ney
We all know he is sadly misled
The old fool is touched in the head

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#816
Jan 8, 2013
 
How do I put this into words?
How I can't stand those human turds
Their names are Ron and Amra Ann
Ron should be locked up in the can
And that idiot woman should be in
A padded cell in the loony bin

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#817
Jan 8, 2013
 
Five year olds think poopie and farts are funny
But the adult interested in scatology is one dumb bunny

While we find the subject infantile and gross
Her mentality is narcissistic and delusions are grandiose

But, my dear, you are just another nobody
Desperately trying to be a somebody

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#818
Jan 8, 2013
 
Arma Ann and Ron both go by many a name
Agreeing with themselves, they are both the same

But if ignored by the gang
Seems to send them off with a bang

Invading solemn threads with their silly posts
About themselves, they often boast
My wish is they'd make themselves ghosts.

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#819
Jan 10, 2013
 
Ron's hatred makes him blind
No one can reach his very small mind

When faced with real facts
He never, ever retracts

And continues to malign mankind.

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#820
Jan 10, 2013
 
Is it worth answering Ron the buffoon?
Ignoring him just makes him look like a bigger baboon

His posts are redundant
And largely repugnant

Making him an ignoramus and a maroon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch...

For you D :-)

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#821
Jan 10, 2013
 
It's hard to find something as funny
As cartoons starring Bugs Bunny
Your laughter will soar
When he says 'This means war'
Yes he's a little gray hare
Elmer Fudd's worst nightmare

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#823
Jan 11, 2013
 
Revision: appears mods take offense to words's describing the product do a horse and mule coupling.

If reading a bigot's post offend
Ignoring them may bring about the troll's end.
He's not worth the emotion
For all his commotion
Is as useless as a donkey's back end.

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#824
Jan 12, 2013
 
Leaving judge-it's is absurd
Still giving attention to the useless turd
Reporting his posts
Is enough, at most
Let him hang on, just waiting for some word

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#825
Jan 14, 2013
 

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Wake Up Folks and Honest Ron
Same BS, same useless con
Convoluted theories
Leading to stupid queries
Geez, how long can this stupidity go on?

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#826
Jan 14, 2013
 
I went because I just had to see
The damages from Hurricane Sandy
Places near and dear to my heart
Literally washed away or blown apart
Warm Summers past without a care
At places that are no longer there
A big part of the Jersey coast
Nothing more than a silent ghost

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#827
Jan 14, 2013
 
Whoever said "Time heals all wounds"
Never has met Topix biggest loon
Hatefilled rants is all he's got
Intelligience? He ain't got squat
Hey, Ron, you gonna end this anytime soon?

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#828
Jan 15, 2013
 
Spooky Mulder wrote:
Whoever said "Time heals all wounds"
Never has met Topix biggest loon
Hatefilled rants is all he's got
Intelligience? He ain't got squat
Hey, Ron, you gonna end this anytime soon?
He must know we don't give a hoot
About his troubles which are all moot
Here on Topix he'll troll and he'll creep
Rants 'bout what he's sown he now must reap
Although we all know he's mentally ill
Regarding his rants we've all had our fill

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