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#763 Mar 24, 2012
The mods task is never completed
To get Ron totally deleted
On minute we think he's defeated
Then we log on and are unpleasantly greeted

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#764 Mar 24, 2012
Charles R Darwin wrote:
The mods task is never completed
To get Ron totally deleted
On minute we think he's defeated
Then we log on and are unpleasantly greeted
The respites from Ron are nice
And the mods are swift at putting him on ice
The man never learns
No matter how often he burns

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Since: Sep 11

Weeki Wachee, Florida

#765 Oct 25, 2012
Ron denies that he's a boozer
But we all know he's still a loser
A hate monger and racist pig
A most replusive filthy prig
A man whose mind is that of a substance abuser.

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#766 Oct 25, 2012
This thread is really not lacking
Chances to do some wise-cracking
To jump up and do some frakking
Seriously verbal head-smacking

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Weeki Wachee, Florida

#768 Oct 26, 2012
RONNIE says Jews are all gays
Many times throughout the day
Says they are all pedophiles
While screaming his denials
That with little girls, he'd have his way.

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#769 Oct 26, 2012
One thing I think you should note
It's worse to sink than to float
We need a new antidote
So please remember to vote

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Weeki Wachee, Florida

#770 Oct 26, 2012
The end of campaigning will not come to soon
The events, lately, have turned some to goons
Bad-mouthing each other is rude
Friends become embroiled in feuds
Acting like jack azzes on a full moon.

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Weeki Wachee, Florida

#771 Oct 26, 2012
My vote is already in
I don't know if my candidate will win
But I'll not criticize others
For given their druthers
Because we don't know who'll take it on the chin.

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#772 Oct 31, 2012
Sandy hit like a ton of bricks
Reduced homes to piles of sticks
The Northeast took some hard licks
Scary what nature often inflicts

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#773 Oct 31, 2012
Charles R Darwin wrote:
Sandy hit like a ton of bricks
Reduced homes to piles of sticks
The Northeast took some hard licks
Scary what nature often inflicts
Glad to see you posting, D!!!! We were worried about you. Hope all is well with your family and your home.

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#774 Nov 1, 2012
Tired of Silly wrote:
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Glad to see you posting, D!!!! We were worried about you. Hope all is well with your family and your home.
There are many people a lot worse off than me. My kids and I are safe; and my home needs relatively minor repairs. Thanks to you and the rest of the gang for your concern. Power came back on last night after two days in the dark. I suspect that power was intentionally shut down to protect the sub-stations in my area. Smart move- as the grid collapsed, at least it didn't overtax the entire system.

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Weeki Wachee, Florida

#775 Nov 1, 2012
Church Lady's a prig and a prude
Goes on and on about things she thinks lewd
Is she really so dull, dry and dusty
Her views a bit rusty
But Tired is right, she just needs screwed

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#776 Nov 1, 2012
A short time to my next Florida trip
To spend time in a tropical zip
Pack the loose cotton clothes
Some sunscreen for my nose
By a pool with a cool drink to sip

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Weeki Wachee, Florida

#777 Nov 1, 2012
As the death toll from Sandy climbs
And many are due for the hardest of times
We all need to take a step back
And not be critical of what other's lack
Except for those whose life is of crime.

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#778 Nov 1, 2012
Charles R Darwin wrote:
A short time to my next Florida trip
To spend time in a tropical zip
Pack the loose cotton clothes
Some sunscreen for my nose
By a pool with a cool drink to sip
The temps in FL are nippy
The wind remains a bit zippy
Bring a jacket my friend
Or your trip will end
With a chill, you bet your bippy!

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#779 Nov 2, 2012
Tired of Silly wrote:
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The temps in FL are nippy
The wind remains a bit zippy
Bring a jacket my friend
Or your trip will end
With a chill, you bet your bippy!
I'm packed for both ways
Be there warm or cold days
But here's one thing that's true
Whether the sky's gray or blue
I enjoy each one of my stays

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#780 Nov 2, 2012
Tired of Silly wrote:
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The temps in FL are nippy
The wind remains a bit zippy
Bring a jacket my friend
Or your trip will end
With a chill, you bet your bippy!
A momentary break from the rhymes for a bit of perspective:

The five day HIGH in my neck of the woods will be 56 degrees and the low will be 35.'Nippy' can be very subjective...
tired of silly

Longwood, FL

#781 Nov 2, 2012
Charles R Darwin wrote:
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A momentary break from the rhymes for a bit of perspective:
The five day HIGH in my neck of the woods will be 56 degrees and the low will be 35.'Nippy' can be very subjective...
We were in the high 40's the last few nights, but it's warming up again. By the time you get here, you should be able to get the chill out of your bones!

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#782 Nov 2, 2012
tired of silly wrote:
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We were in the high 40's the last few nights, but it's warming up again. By the time you get here, you should be able to get the chill out of your bones!
I got power back in my home, but the temps I mentioned were room temperatures inside for a couple of days.'Chill out of my bones' is a very accurate description...
tired of silly

Longwood, FL

#783 Nov 2, 2012
Poor Darwin's been freezing off his buns
Coming to FL for warmth and sun
A poolside nap after a frothy drink
And he'll be right back in the pink!!!

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