Ten Second rhymes

[Charles R Darwin]

Here's a way to blow off some steam, make a commentary on current events, rant on other posters, and have a laugh at the same time.

Create a quick, ten second rhyme that is humorous and satirical.

Here's one on our favorite whack-job:

The state should have hired Dick Tracy
To solve all the crimes done by Casey
We know what she did
She killed her own kid
She's a psycho and also quite spacey

[Charles R Darwin]

Here's one from Lumbergh. He is referring to crazy Ron from TN.

Once upon a time there lived a crazy nut...
His wife Kathy was a big slut....

One day, they went to Disney...
The old fool lost his cool...

He shouldn't have hit that cop...
Now the only job he can get, is holding a mop...

He's been banned for life...
He got caught hitting his wife...

So they moved to Tennessee...
And he'll never be allowed back at Disney...

Now his days are filled with spreading dirt...
He thinks he's some kind of expert...
About religion and politics...
He's the biggest hater on Topix...

He copies articles about jews in the news...
Posting his hate non-stop...
just to keep his posts at the top...

I don't know why he hates Jews...
I guess, I'd be bitter too
If I were stuck holding a mop...

The End.

[Protect Your Kids]

Charles R Darwin wrote:

Here's one from Lumbergh. He is referring to crazy Ron from TN.
Once upon a time there lived a crazy nut...
His wife Kathy was a big slut....
One day, they went to Disney...
The old fool lost his cool...
He shouldn't have hit that cop...
Now the only job he can get, is holding a mop...
He's been banned for life...
He got caught hitting his wife...
So they moved to Tennessee...
And he'll never be allowed back at Disney...
Now his days are filled with spreading dirt...
He thinks he's some kind of expert...
About religion and politics...
He's the biggest hater on Topix...
He copies articles about jews in the news...
Posting his hate non-stop...
just to keep his posts at the top...
I don't know why he hates Jews...
I guess, I'd be bitter too
If I were stuck holding a mop...
The End.

Darwin and the gang are simple fools
These people think Walt Disney rules
When really its just a simple fact
Walt Disney will stab you in the back
Walt Disney are run by crooked slugs
Most of these scumbags are on drugs

[Protect Your Kids]

DID OUR TROOPS DIE OVERSEAS SO DISNEY AND OTHER HOLLYWOOD TRASH CAN SHOW MORE ASS ON TELEVISION ? 

Here's how bad America has become because of filthy Hollywood . Can you imagine the Supreme Court taking time to decide how much ass can be shown on TV . Look at the trash Hollywood Jews keep shoving down our throats . Pigs like Lohan , Hilton , Kardashians , Sheen and other trash the American Families don't need to see and this includes Casey Anthony and many more . Hollywood are behind destroying America . Hollywood own many crooked politicians like homosexual Obama . We all can see there is a huge push for homosexuals in America and on TV .. Our children are being one of the targets to destroys . They say I'm crazy but don't they say this about anybody who is honest in America anymore while the criminals are running around our country committing crimes . These are the people who are Hollywood Celebraties ! SCUMBAGS !

17 hrs ago | Posted by: Politics Staff Ed
Supreme Court: How Much Buttock Can Be Shown on TV?

Folks this is how stupid our crooked government has become. The highest court in the nation trying to figure how much ass can be shown on Jewish Filthy Homosexual Television . Is this what our guys are dying for overseas . Hollywood Jews are destroying our government , children and country ..Hollywood owns homosexual crack head Obama .

Today the Supreme Court heard arguments from ABC on why the FCC was wrong to punish the network for showing bare buttocks. ABC showed over a dozen episodes of NYPD Blue that included buttocks, but the FCC only slammed them for the last one.
Slate reports:
The issue before the court is not whether the FCC can regulate obscenity. It can. The issue is whether the FCC can regulate “indecency”... between 6 a.m. and 10 p.m., when children might be watching.

ABC is filthy scumbag Walt Disney Co. Disney are Americas number one enemy . Disney is pushing Homosexuals in America . A 19 old girl who was openly gay and running for Miss California was on TV saying there were six dressing rooms and she was like a little girl in a candy store . Homosexuals are drug users and many are Pedophiles .

[Protect Your Kids]

Charles R Darwin wrote:

Here's one from Lumbergh. He is referring to crazy Ron from TN.
Once upon a time there lived a crazy nut...
His wife Kathy was a big slut....
One day, they went to Disney...
The old fool lost his cool...
He shouldn't have hit that cop...
Now the only job he can get, is holding a mop...
He's been banned for life...
He got caught hitting his wife...
So they moved to Tennessee...
And he'll never be allowed back at Disney...
Now his days are filled with spreading dirt...
He thinks he's some kind of expert...
About religion and politics...
He's the biggest hater on Topix...
He copies articles about jews in the news...
Posting his hate non-stop...
just to keep his posts at the top...
I don't know why he hates Jews...
I guess, I'd be bitter too
If I were stuck holding a mop...
The End.

Darwin this is good but it's filled with lies
You are full of sh*it up to your eyes
If lies were gas you would be full
Disney blows and doesn't rule
This poem is good but I will pass
Darwin and the gang can kiss my azz

[Tired Of Silly]

We know Ron is a nut,
Who can't keep his mouth shut.
He's ugly and greasy
And completely sleazy.
He tells nothing but lies,
And will til he dies.
He beats on his wife
And has a terrible life.
He liked the strip search,
But Bubba left him in the lurch.
We know he is crazy,
Also evil and lazy.
Topix is his sad life
To whine about his strife.
He needs lots of pills
To cure his mental ills!

[lumbergh]

we all know this girl named joy
who bragged about donating a toy
all she ever did was annoy
but she's just another loser that's unemploy
how many mountain tops did she destroy
attention she seeks using stupidity as a decoy
calling names is her ploy
when she gets angry, the crazy show we will enjoy

[Honest Ron]

I never beat anybody including my wife
Crooked cops will lie and stab you with a knife
Deputy Keith Rogers is nothing but a coward
This crooked cop scared and lied to Howard
Keith Rogers is a very dangerous crooked cop
I'm sure someday this loser will get pop
Officer Hayward is the lowest form of life
This crooked cop could not keep his wife
He had two kids and was a lousy father
The kids will find out this freaks is a bother
If the kids are smart they will stay away
And make this coward cry and pay
Disney are dangerous corrupt and gay
Maybe someday these Jews will pay

[Honest Ron]

Silly has always been full of crap
she sounds like a black guy singing rap
Silly claims that I tell a lot of lies
I wonder who's been between her thighs
If Silly husband has any brains
He would leave alone on a train
Silly loves crooked cops and scum
I'm sure at the casino she would bang a bum

[lumbergh]

Here's a little peom Kathy wrote about meeting Ron for the first time:

Just back from the gyno for a smear of my pap
STD free, no more nasty clap

This stinky breathed loser was not my first pick
But me, I was horny and needed some dick

He tore off my clothes and tickled my belly
that shook when i farted like a bowl full of jelly

he was chubby and plump, in flabby condition
but desperate as hell, i assumed the position

a squint to his eye and a twist of his head
he said Kathy your ass smells worse than the dead

but he gulped down some whiskey and went to work

then using his fingers to pinch up his nose
he gathered his courage and down on me he dove

he finished so quick I barely saw his stick
I felt like such a wh0re as he walked out the door

[Honest Ron]

Walt Disney breeds criminals and crooked cops
These loser are dangerous and need to be stop
Disney are Jews who are a threat to the USA
Walt Disney are corrupt criminals who need to pay
Walt Disney are dangerous and say I'm Anti-Semitic
I have told the truth and the Communist Jews are pathetic
Disney and crooked cop lie about abuse
Because Disney and crooked cops falsely accuse

EXECUTE THESE BASTARDS

[Tired Of Silly]

lumbergh wrote:

Here's a little peom Kathy wrote about meeting Ron for the first time:
Just back from the gyno for a smear of my pap
STD free, no more nasty clap
This stinky breathed loser was not my first pick
But me, I was horny and needed some dick
He tore off my clothes and tickled my belly
that shook when i farted like a bowl full of jelly
he was chubby and plump, in flabby condition
but desperate as hell, i assumed the position
a squint to his eye and a twist of his head
he said Kathy your ass smells worse than the dead
but he gulped down some whiskey and went to work
then using his fingers to pinch up his nose
he gathered his courage and down on me he dove
he finished so quick I barely saw his stick
I felt like such a wh0re as he walked out the door

Remind me never to take a drink of water while reading your poems!!!I almost baptized the computer !!!

[Tired Of Silly]

Ode to Ron and Kathy

A short used-car salesman, not very good
A two dollar hooker from down in the hood

Her brassy bleached hair shone in the streetlight
When the pudgy little troll arrived on OBT for the night

In his little pink pinto he cruised up the strip
Til he saw Kathy and his little heart flipped

He pulled right on over to the side of the street
She strutted her stuff on over to meet

Two minutes later the creep got off
And Kathy swallowed with just one cough

She got her two dollars and was headed on out
When Ron the loon started to shout

"I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU WILL YOU MARRY ME?"
And Kathy said yes to get off of the street

These many years later she's lived to regret
Marrying Ron, he was a baaadddd bet

No money, no looks, no charm or pizzazz
The man is nothing but a short ugly azz

She's stuck with the loser
But all is not bad
She just lets the neighbors know
That she can be had

[Charles R Darwin]

I read these posts and now I'm crawling around on the floor. I just laughed my balls off.

[Charles R Darwin]

Joy's movies are one big flop
Her hair looks like a sh--house mop
She'll never be able to stop
Men blowing up a mountain top

[Tired Of Silly]

Honest Ron wrote:

Silly has always been full of crap
she sounds like a black guy singing rap
Silly claims that I tell a lot of lies
I wonder who's been between her thighs
If Silly husband has any brains
He would leave alone on a train
Silly loves crooked cops and scum
I'm sure at the casino she would bang a bum

Ron wonders about rather odd things
Tired's hubby makes her heart sing
Normal people are a puzzle to Ron
Any shred of normal he had is way long gone
His wife bangs the neighbors while he pays for whores
They must sleep behind separate doors
A skank and loonie make a strange pair
I'm glad I am here and they are there!

[Tired Of Silly]

Charles R Darwin wrote:

I read these posts and now I'm crawling around on the floor. I just laughed my balls off.

YIKES!!!!!!!! That's some bigtime laughing, Darwin!!!

[Charles R Darwin]

Ron's life is one giant Fail
On Topix he'll rant and he'll rail
About how his life was wrecked
By those who Serve and Protect
Here's how he wound up in jail

On his last Disney stay
He got into a helluva fray
Ol Ron was ordered to stop
But they had to call in a cop
Now from Disney he must stay away

He's dumber than the dumbest dumb blonde
Hates that he had to post bond
Keeps singing the same tired song
About how he was done very wrong
About missing tapes and how he's been conned

[Charles R Darwin]

This might be the funniest thread in recent history.

An ode to the Moderators:

Please don't remove all of our fun
We too busy creating our next pun
And with poems we're no where near done
Of all the threads we just want this one

[lumbergh]

You guys are killing me here... My side hurts from laughing so hard. This thread RULES almost as much as Disney!!