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#1 Jan 13, 2012
Here's a way to blow off some steam, make a commentary on current events, rant on other posters, and have a laugh at the same time.

Create a quick, ten second rhyme that is humorous and satirical.

Here's one on our favorite whack-job:

The state should have hired Dick Tracy
To solve all the crimes done by Casey
We know what she did
She killed her own kid
She's a psycho and also quite spacey

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#2 Jan 13, 2012
Here's one from Lumbergh. He is referring to crazy Ron from TN.

Once upon a time there lived a crazy nut...
His wife Kathy was a big slut....

One day, they went to Disney...
The old fool lost his cool...

He shouldn't have hit that cop...
Now the only job he can get, is holding a mop...

He's been banned for life...
He got caught hitting his wife...

So they moved to Tennessee...
And he'll never be allowed back at Disney...

Now his days are filled with spreading dirt...
He thinks he's some kind of expert...
About religion and politics...
He's the biggest hater on Topix...

He copies articles about jews in the news...
Posting his hate non-stop...
just to keep his posts at the top...

I don't know why he hates Jews...
I guess, I'd be bitter too
If I were stuck holding a mop...

The End.

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Tired Of Silly

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#6 Jan 13, 2012
We know Ron is a nut,
Who can't keep his mouth shut.
He's ugly and greasy
And completely sleazy.
He tells nothing but lies,
And will til he dies.
He beats on his wife
And has a terrible life.
He liked the strip search,
But Bubba left him in the lurch.
We know he is crazy,
Also evil and lazy.
Topix is his sad life
To whine about his strife.
He needs lots of pills
To cure his mental ills!

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#7 Jan 13, 2012
we all know this girl named joy
who bragged about donating a toy
all she ever did was annoy
but she's just another loser that's unemploy
how many mountain tops did she destroy
attention she seeks using stupidity as a decoy
calling names is her ploy
when she gets angry, the crazy show we will enjoy

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#10 Jan 13, 2012
Here's a little peom Kathy wrote about meeting Ron for the first time:

Just back from the gyno for a smear of my pap
STD free, no more nasty clap

This stinky breathed loser was not my first pick
But me, I was horny and needed some dick

He tore off my clothes and tickled my belly
that shook when i farted like a bowl full of jelly

he was chubby and plump, in flabby condition
but desperate as hell, i assumed the position

a squint to his eye and a twist of his head
he said Kathy your ass smells worse than the dead

but he gulped down some whiskey and went to work

then using his fingers to pinch up his nose
he gathered his courage and down on me he dove

he finished so quick I barely saw his stick
I felt like such a wh0re as he walked out the door

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Tired Of Silly

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#13 Jan 13, 2012
lumbergh wrote:
Here's a little peom Kathy wrote about meeting Ron for the first time:
Just back from the gyno for a smear of my pap
STD free, no more nasty clap
This stinky breathed loser was not my first pick
But me, I was horny and needed some dick
He tore off my clothes and tickled my belly
that shook when i farted like a bowl full of jelly
he was chubby and plump, in flabby condition
but desperate as hell, i assumed the position
a squint to his eye and a twist of his head
he said Kathy your ass smells worse than the dead
but he gulped down some whiskey and went to work
then using his fingers to pinch up his nose
he gathered his courage and down on me he dove
he finished so quick I barely saw his stick
I felt like such a wh0re as he walked out the door
Remind me never to take a drink of water while reading your poems!!!I almost baptized the computer !!!

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Tired Of Silly

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#14 Jan 13, 2012
Ode to Ron and Kathy

A short used-car salesman, not very good
A two dollar hooker from down in the hood

Her brassy bleached hair shone in the streetlight
When the pudgy little troll arrived on OBT for the night

In his little pink pinto he cruised up the strip
Til he saw Kathy and his little heart flipped

He pulled right on over to the side of the street
She strutted her stuff on over to meet

Two minutes later the creep got off
And Kathy swallowed with just one cough

She got her two dollars and was headed on out
When Ron the loon started to shout

"I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU WILL YOU MARRY ME?"
And Kathy said yes to get off of the street

These many years later she's lived to regret
Marrying Ron, he was a baaadddd bet

No money, no looks, no charm or pizzazz
The man is nothing but a short ugly azz

She's stuck with the loser
But all is not bad
She just lets the neighbors know
That she can be had

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#15 Jan 13, 2012
I read these posts and now I'm crawling around on the floor. I just laughed my balls off.

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#16 Jan 13, 2012
Joy's movies are one big flop
Her hair looks like a sh--house mop
She'll never be able to stop
Men blowing up a mountain top

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Tired Of Silly

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#17 Jan 13, 2012
Honest Ron wrote:
Silly has always been full of crap
she sounds like a black guy singing rap
Silly claims that I tell a lot of lies
I wonder who's been between her thighs
If Silly husband has any brains
He would leave alone on a train
Silly loves crooked cops and scum
I'm sure at the casino she would bang a bum
Ron wonders about rather odd things
Tired's hubby makes her heart sing
Normal people are a puzzle to Ron
Any shred of normal he had is way long gone
His wife bangs the neighbors while he pays for whores
They must sleep behind separate doors
A skank and loonie make a strange pair
I'm glad I am here and they are there!

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Tired Of Silly

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#18 Jan 13, 2012
Charles R Darwin wrote:
I read these posts and now I'm crawling around on the floor. I just laughed my balls off.
YIKES!!!!!!!! That's some bigtime laughing, Darwin!!!

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#19 Jan 13, 2012
Ron's life is one giant Fail
On Topix he'll rant and he'll rail
About how his life was wrecked
By those who Serve and Protect
Here's how he wound up in jail

On his last Disney stay
He got into a helluva fray
Ol Ron was ordered to stop
But they had to call in a cop
Now from Disney he must stay away

He's dumber than the dumbest dumb blonde
Hates that he had to post bond
Keeps singing the same tired song
About how he was done very wrong
About missing tapes and how he's been conned

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#20 Jan 13, 2012
This might be the funniest thread in recent history.

An ode to the Moderators:

Please don't remove all of our fun
We too busy creating our next pun
And with poems we're no where near done
Of all the threads we just want this one

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#21 Jan 14, 2012
You guys are killing me here... My side hurts from laughing so hard. This thread RULES almost as much as Disney!!

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#22 Jan 14, 2012
Tired Of Silly wrote:
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Ron wonders about rather odd things
Tired's hubby makes her heart sing
Normal people are a puzzle to Ron
Any shred of normal he had is way long gone
His wife bangs the neighbors while he pays for whores
They must sleep behind separate doors
A skank and loonie make a strange pair
I'm glad I am here and they are there!
I am LOL'ing about this one. "I'm glad I am here and they are there"... Ditto on that one!!

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#23 Jan 14, 2012
Charles R Darwin wrote:
This might be the funniest thread in recent history.
An ode to the Moderators:
Please don't remove all of our fun
We too busy creating our next pun
And with poems we're no where near done
Of all the threads we just want this one
Darwin, these little rhymes keep getting better and better. Even Ron is keeping up with us. Maybe we should copy these to a word doc, just incase the Mods take it down. What do you think?

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#24 Jan 14, 2012
lumbergh wrote:
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Darwin, these little rhymes keep getting better and better. Even Ron is keeping up with us. Maybe we should copy these to a word doc, just incase the Mods take it down. What do you think?
I already did, but only the one here. The impromptu ones that popped up on other threads were not copied, except for your opus, which I copied here.

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#25 Jan 14, 2012
Charles R Darwin wrote:
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I already did, but only the one here. The impromptu ones that popped up on other threads were not copied, except for your opus, which I copied here.
Good. If they take it down, we'll just keep posting it ROFL

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#26 Jan 14, 2012
It's covered. Besides, if they remove it, I'll just start another one.

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#27 Jan 14, 2012
I've hit a writer's block today... You got anything Darwin?

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