Inspiration Lane - Don't Quit

[Murph]

GiGi wrote:

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Yes I have! And YES it does! I admit it, I have a fetish about monkeys, knees and elbows!
MONKEY, KNEE, ELBOW, oh yeah
MONKEY, KNEE, ELBOW, oh yeah
C'mon girls ... walk with me here! Don't you want to smell what I'm stepping in?!?!?!?!(After the dog poo incident, Grams always used to tell me to wipe my feet cuz she wasn't in the mood to smell what I've been stepping in .. she was brutal!

Oh, I would have LOVED your Grams!

[Murph]

Lady Quest wrote:

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and you didn't want our input on what attire to wear!:( pfft
PS I have never interviewed anyone for a position, but if someone were PERFECT, I'd have a hard time hiring them. I'd be skeered. You are human and that showed.:) Be proud.

I agree.

[cindy]

Hello there Queen how are you?Just wanted to say hi.Getting ready to go to taco bell for supper.Hope you have a good night.Oh and I finally found that movie Madia goes to jail going to watch it when we get back.I feel like a funny movie.bye for now.

[cindy]

Murph wrote:

Sorry--heal, not feel.

Murph I hope you rest good tonight.Talk to ya later.

[Cajun Queen]

Jenni from Michigan wrote:

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Thanks for the words Murph - I appreciate it. You actually made me smile with the shirt story. When this girl's sister came into the room, my friend's daughter's ICP went way down....the sisters are very close. However, I would believe that if the sister wore her shirt in - yeah, I could see Brooke reaching out to grab her too!
Again - thanks a lot...you put a smile on my face.

Wecome Jenni, sit down and take your shoes off and get comfortable! I will be praying for your friend's daughter.

[snarky]

cindy wrote:

<quoted text>No it should not be runny.Did you put the pudding in the cool whip dry Snarky?

Yes, I put the pudding in the cool whip dry. I didn't drain the pineapple. Should I have? I kinda drizzled it over the cake. The I put in fridge and it set up pretty good.

[snarky]

Lady Quest wrote:

http://baking.about.com/od/cak emixcake1/r/pigpickinmandar.ht m
Snarky - I looked at Murph's recipe and the one I found on the net. Murph's called for 20 oz can of crushed pineapple, the one on the net called for 8 oz. When I made it many moons ago, it was the short (about 2 inches tall) can. Probably closer to 8 oz. Might be why frosting is runny.
http://www.topix.com/forum/city/orlando-fl/TB...
Post #6356, page 317 - Murph's recipe

I used 20 oz. undrained. Do you think I should have drained?

[Cajun Queen]

cindy wrote:

Hello there Queen how are you?Just wanted to say hi.Getting ready to go to taco bell for supper.Hope you have a good night.Oh and I finally found that movie Madia goes to jail going to watch it when we get back.I feel like a funny movie.bye for now.

Hope you enjoy your supper, mine is on the stove. I could use a little humor myself right now!

[Lady Quest]

http://www.foxnews.com/video2/video08.html...

99 cent stores booming in tough economic times!

[snarky]

unreal wrote:

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Mexican Heather
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/34/114792338_0...
Caught a sentence that said Mexican Heather is a perennial in the South but grown as an annual in OK so I bet it would have to be replanted every year in KS too. Hmm, by some of the pictures I looked at it almost looks like a bush but what my friend had looked like a ground cover. Friend's must have been a baby plant. Or maybe it's like phlox???
Lantana
http://www.thegardenfairies3.com/Lantana2.jpg
The plant my friend had wasn't verigated. I think her's was orange or yellow?

Mexican Heather does really well here. I know you find that helpful in Kansas. lol

[snarky]

unreal wrote:

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OMG I can't wait to read the reply to this! I KNOW Snarky has to be a better cook than me...

Hey! I was nice!

Cindy is too sweet to get snaky with -- not like the rest of the old biothes here.

[Murph]

cindy wrote:

<quoted text>Murph I hope you rest good tonight.Talk to ya later.

Thank you. Enjoy that movie. I love Tyler Perry!

[snarky]

Lady Quest wrote:

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o-tay, slowing slinking out of the room. I was just trying to help. If I say it is an easy recipe, I'm skeered I'll get bipped by snarky later.(Murph -pssst, but it is an easy recipe.) My recipes are packed away, but I had a handwritten one of this from 30 years ago.
and it is sooooo ggooooodd

BIP!!!!

[Cajun Queen]

Bubble gum contains rubber.
You can only smell 1/20th as well as a dog.

Only 55% of all Americans know that the sun is a star.

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in Jello.

Even if you cut off a cockroach's head, it can live for several weeks.

Most American car horns honk in the key of F.

The world population of chickens is about equal to the number of people.

Every time Beethoven sat down to write music, he poured ice water over his head.

In 75% of American households, women manage the money and pay the bills.

About 70% of Americans who go to college do it just to make more money.[The rest of us are avoiding reality for four more years.]

It's against the law to catch fish with your bare hands in Kansas.

Some toothpastes contain antifreeze.

Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns.

Kotex was first manufactured as bandages, during WW I.
Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.

In Los Angeles, there are fewer people than there are automobiles.

In one town in California, there is a $600 fine for detonating a nuclear weapon inside city limits.

About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.

You're more likely to get stung by a bee on a windy day that in any other weather.

An average person laughs about 15 times a day.

Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.

The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.

A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 600 m.p.h.

The condom - made originally of linen - was invented in the early 1500s.

The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.

The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

The average bank teller loses about $250 every year.

In 1980, there was only one country in the world with no telephones - Bhutan.

Every person has a unique tongue print.

Your right lung takes in more air than your left one does.

Women's hearts beat faster than men's.

[Jenni from Michigan]

Cajun Queen wrote:

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Wecome Jenni, sit down and take your shoes off and get comfortable! I will be praying for your friend's daughter.

Funny you should mention my shoes. I just did what I holler at my son for doing - went outside in my socks. Decided I better add some water to the pool...lost the vacuum in the filter...had to open the thing to get the water level back up....which in turn poured all over my socks....socks were soaked...so yeah, I am barefoot and kicked back for now! And, I just looked at the weather report - it's supposed to storm tonight. Probably wasting my water that I am adding to the darn pool...lol!

[Cajun Queen]

snarky wrote:

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Hey! I was nice!
Cindy is too sweet to get snaky with -- not like the rest of the old biothes here.

It takes a biotch to know a biotch!!!

[Murph]

snarky wrote:

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Yes, I put the pudding in the cool whip dry. I didn't drain the pineapple. Should I have? I kinda drizzled it over the cake. The I put in fridge and it set up pretty good.

I drain the pineapple anad use the juice to mix with the pudding, then put in the cool whip and pineapple. It all gets mixed together anyway, so the way you did it is probably just as good. Have you tried it yet? Have the boys tried it?

[Murph]

Cajun Queen wrote:

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Wecome Jenni, sit down and take your shoes off and get comfortable! I will be praying for your friend's daughter.

Hi, Cajun! Where you been??? Oh, I know--out trotting through horse poop with the babies, I remember now. We'll have to choreograph a horse poop hop.

[snarky]

Cajun Queen wrote:

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LMAO, did you ever run through a warm pile barefoot when you were a kid, and it squished between your toes and oozed out, and you freaked and ran to find a water hose?

Yes. Exactly like you said. Squish, ooze, scream, run! lol

[Cajun Queen]

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.