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“tell it to the sock”

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#68361
Feb 5, 2013
 

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Maggie McGee wrote:
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Hey there Marley....mmmm those cinnamon rolls sound yummy!! If you have extras you can send some my way but don't send them by way of Clyde cause they'll never get here.....hell does he even have a passport to cross the border because I sure wouldn't want him sneaking across and then I'm stuck with him....*S*
Ooops, I'm just a rude biotch.

Good morning, Maggie Mc.

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#68362
Feb 5, 2013
 
Jean wrote:
Hello Marley and sisters. The snow has melted.
Nothing going on but, Marley making wish I had some sweets!
Glad your snow is gone. Marley made me want a warm cinnamon roll too.

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Marley wrote:
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Hey Beat
Glad you are not getting rained on today.
Sure you can use them. Lucky for old Clyde I have the knew curlers!
The old ones would have given him permanent curls, and given us the dubious treat of smelling singed camel hair.
If you use your new curlers on Clyde, they'll never be fit for you to use! They will STANK!

How about a cheap/disposable curling iron?

Will he need a passport to get to Murph's in Kansas?

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Feb 5, 2013
 
beatnick wrote:
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I can hear the band right now lol! But I've no idea how to avoid that contact high. Brownies by proxy.
Hey beat.

Brownies by proxy. I like that. Alot!

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Shaniquah wrote:
Man loves little and often; woman much and rarely.
Anonyous
Rough translation -- men are pigs.

Hey, Shani. Good to see you.

I guess I shouldn't insult pigs like that!

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#68366
Feb 5, 2013
 
(((MURPH)))

I hope the drain doesn't have you!
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Feb 5, 2013
 
Marley wrote:
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I was wishing for sweets too! AND some singing birds! AND some sunshine!
Lots of snow on the ground, sunless, cold, and scattered flurries at my house. I need to pick up a few groceries but I don't have the least inclination to go out and get them.
Sending you some Florida sunshine. Enjoy.
Marley

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snarky wrote:
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Warm cinnamon rolls with philly. OH MYYYY!
I assume they are weight watchers, right?
It's O.K.!
They are Cinn Boca Rolls!

roflol

sometimes I crack meself up.
Marley

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#68369
Feb 5, 2013
 
Shaniquah wrote:
Man loves little and often; woman much and rarely.
Anonyous
Hi Shan,

Ain't you just as cool as the center seed of a cucumber?

I heard this line on an old Andy Griffith show and always thought it was a chuckle.
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#68370
Feb 5, 2013
 
Shaniquah wrote:
<quoted text> Too err is human-but it feels divine.
Mae West.
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

Mae West
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#68371
Feb 5, 2013
 
snarky wrote:
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Rough translation -- men are pigs.
Hey, Shani. Good to see you.
I guess I shouldn't insult pigs like that!
I'm glad to see some red socks!
How is the pain in your foot? Hope it went away!

You and Shani are a hoot! Men are pigs.....dang, I shoulda thought of that!

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Feb 5, 2013
 
Marley wrote:
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Hi Shan,
Ain't you just as cool as the center seed of a cucumber?
I heard this line on an old Andy Griffith show and always thought it was a chuckle.
I don't know how I missed that one. I thought I had seen them all. I watch him and Lucy every day of my life.

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Feb 5, 2013
 
zerosum wrote:
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Sending you some Florida sunshine. Enjoy.
It was a beautiful day here today wasn't it?

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The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing- and then they marry him.

Cher.

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zerosum wrote:
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A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
Mae West
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

Mae West
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#68378
Feb 5, 2013
 
zerosum wrote:
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Sending you some Florida sunshine. Enjoy.
Thank you! Please send it to my car. She is filthy and could use a bath, but I can't do it or her doors will freeze shut.

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Feb 5, 2013
 
snarky wrote:
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Rough translation -- men are pigs.
Hey, Shani. Good to see you.
I guess I shouldn't insult pigs like that!
How are the vegtables doing?
Marley

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snarky wrote:
(((MURPH)))
I hope the drain doesn't have you!
Yikes! You don't suppose?
Murph stuck in the drain?
How could that be?
Oh alas! Poor Murph!
I can see it now!
Held fast into that fancy Jacuzzi drain.....by?.....by?....
by what?......

A....VERY long......wayward pubic hair?
OH M. G.
We got to send Clyde home to pull her out!
She is not going to want this to get into the local news.

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#68381
Feb 5, 2013
 
My spelling is atrocious tonight.

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Feb 5, 2013
 
Marley wrote:
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Thank you! Please send it to my car. She is filthy and could use a bath, but I can't do it or her doors will freeze shut.
Steve washed his motorcycle this weekend.

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