AN other

North Wilkesboro, NC

#492340 Feb 8, 2013
marcemon wrote:
<quoted text>
Ladies and gentlemen:
Take my advice.
Pull down your pants
And SLIDE ON THE ICE!
[I always got smacked for that.]
Here's another one I got the wooden spoon for. Good Catholic girl that I was, this was my favorite:
Our Father who art in jail
Eatin' peanuts by the pail
Along come the Holy Ghost
To see who could eat the most.
[SMACK! WAP!]
Obviously you were abused by your parents. Have you murdered anyone in self-defense yet?

“"Where the weak are....”

Level 4

Since: Mar 10

killed and eaten"

#492341 Feb 8, 2013
AN other wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm number 3. Third daughter before the first son! Number 5 is my best friend. I don't think you were on here when we discovered how many Catholics are posting. You?
I went catechism and mass with my bff a lot, does that count?

I asked my mom once if I was mistake...she sad "No one has six kids on purpose", LMAO.

“I do give a dam”

Level 2

Since: Feb 13

Beaver Falls, PA

#492342 Feb 8, 2013
janeschinhair wrote:
<quoted text>
My boyfriend talked me into naked snow angels once.
Frost Bite!

“"Where the weak are....”

Level 4

Since: Mar 10

killed and eaten"

#492343 Feb 8, 2013
Mary NY wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey SL did you ever run out in the snow with bare feet on a dare of a sibling? I did! Four in our family. I'm the second oldest.
Yes and the bitches would lock the door! One time I used my sisters double edge razor and slit my leg right up the bone! She put Noxzema on it and packed it snow. I think the Noxzema was used cause I used her razor, lol. My older sisters were bitches ;)

“Dance”

Level 8

Since: Mar 11

Dance

#492344 Feb 8, 2013
REMEMBER CAYLEE wrote:
<quoted text>OMG Mary, watch this..........fcking hilarious!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =i6zaVYWLTkUXX
FUNNY
They do that in Florida and Georgia for hurricanes.
Don't forget the bottled water and batteries.
Gloomy Days

Buena Park, CA

#492345 Feb 8, 2013
Oh Lawd... That could be a very expensive Colon Cleansing.

Woman attempts to hide $31,200 in her stomach

X-ray reveals at least 39 different bundles

A Guatemalan woman was arrested at Panama's international airport as she tried to enter the country with more than $31,000 in cash hidden in a very unusual place. The 44-year-old, whose identity was withheld, stashed the cash inside her stomach, Panamanian police said Wednesday.

She was arrested after exhibiting "suspicious behavior," which promoted police to conducted an X-ray. At least 39 different bundles that had been in her stomach were recovered by police, who estimated a total sum of $31,200, reports Agence France Presse.

The detainee was taken to a at a hospital in Panama City, where she was expected to expel the remaining bundles so authorities could determine the final amount she was illegally carrying.

“Trixie”

Level 8

Since: Nov 11

the mad russian

#492346 Feb 8, 2013
AN other wrote:
<quoted text>
Obviously you were abused by your parents. Have you murdered anyone in self-defense yet?
No. Well, except for my parents. And this one girl I never liked...Oh, and the man whose dog killed the baby squirrel. Think that's it.

I can't help myself. I was traumatized! I still am!

“Trixie”

Level 8

Since: Nov 11

the mad russian

#492347 Feb 8, 2013
Gloomy Days wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL Mar - NY snow must be different than English snow- Snglish snow was very quiet.I remember waking up to the silence then jumping from bed to see the snow pile on the windo ledge.
Just went to go outside and there are tiny hailstones falling.
Well, the English never like to make a fuss, do they.

“Trixie”

Level 8

Since: Nov 11

the mad russian

#492348 Feb 8, 2013
Same Location wrote:
<quoted text>I went catechism and mass with my bff a lot, does that count?
I asked my mom once if I was mistake...she sad "No one has six kids on purpose", LMAO.
Love your mom's candor!

“"Where the weak are....”

Level 4

Since: Mar 10

killed and eaten"

#492349 Feb 8, 2013
marcemon wrote:
<quoted text>
No. Well, except for my parents. And this one girl I never liked...Oh, and the man whose dog killed the baby squirrel. Think that's it.
I can't help myself. I was traumatized! I still am!
It's the "Wooden Spoon Syndrome", Mon. You couldn't help it.
Gloomy Days

Buena Park, CA

#492350 Feb 8, 2013
I wonder if she gets lots of marriage proposals & donations like KC did.

Accused Murderer Jodi Arias Has Jailhouse Boyfriend & He Says ‘She’s Nicest Person You Will Ever Meet’

Posted on Feb 7, 2013 @ 15:46PM | By Debbie Emery, Radar Reporter

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/02/jod...

“"Where the weak are....”

Level 4

Since: Mar 10

killed and eaten"

#492351 Feb 8, 2013
marcemon wrote:
<quoted text>
Love your mom's candor!
Poor woman...she used to rant that we were driving her crazy as she was reaching for the Valium that was so readily available in the 60's, lol.
Gloomy Days

Buena Park, CA

#492352 Feb 8, 2013
marcemon wrote:
<quoted text>
Well, the English never like to make a fuss, do they.
Pretty hard to when you've been knocked unconscious by a wooden spoon. Plus the one shoved down ya gullet for talking back.

“Trixie”

Level 8

Since: Nov 11

the mad russian

#492353 Feb 8, 2013
Same Location wrote:
<quoted text>It's the "Wooden Spoon Syndrome", Mon. You couldn't help it.
The only way I could ease my pain was by drinking & partying. Sometimes I was too lazy to find a bathroom & would just pee in a parking lot.

They didn't have hot-body contests then, unfortunately.
krissy

Tacoma, WA

#492354 Feb 8, 2013
FinishLine wrote:
<quoted text> Stolen like the ZG blogger's computer was?
stupid fckin big ass keyboard meant for orangutan hands!
okay that made me feel better lol

Level 8

Since: Aug 09

New York

#492355 Feb 8, 2013
Same Location wrote:
<quoted text>Yes and the bitches would lock the door! One time I used my sisters double edge razor and slit my leg right up the bone! She put Noxzema on it and packed it snow. I think the Noxzema was used cause I used her razor, lol. My older sisters were bitches ;)
OMG! LOL...mean!
krissy

Tacoma, WA

#492356 Feb 8, 2013
hal lucinations wrote:
Do any of you's guy's ever think about other things?
I have been gone for quite awhile, it is so hard to believe that the conversation here is exactly the same as when I last was here. You poor people need a break from this screwy place. This can not be good for any of you mentally to keep this up? Casey herself must think you all are from the funny farm if she reads here. Why she would want to is beyond me?
There is a real and exciting world out there, for your own sakes,and well being, run far from here and never look back.
Take care
are you saying topix is just a mindfck, and we are prolly all just one or two posters with an awesome imagination and waaaay too much free time, and we should all just stfu and try to reintergrate ourselves into the real world? Because that's what I'm hearing....
it's too late for us/me/all of spanka's hats!
run, Hal, run!
save yourself!

Level 8

Since: Aug 09

New York

#492357 Feb 8, 2013
Gloomy Days wrote:
I wonder if she gets lots of marriage proposals & donations like KC did.
Accused Murderer Jodi Arias Has Jailhouse Boyfriend & He Says ‘She’s Nicest Person You Will Ever Meet’
Posted on Feb 7, 2013 @ 15:46PM | By Debbie Emery, Radar Reporter
http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/02/jod...
LOL...I saw him on video can't remember where. This tramp can't do without a BF! He's a real winner too!

“"Where the weak are....”

Level 4

Since: Mar 10

killed and eaten"

#492358 Feb 8, 2013
Mary NY wrote:
<quoted text>
OMG! LOL...mean!
Mary, the wicked sisters had me convinced that when I went to sleep the horse on the weather vein would come down and take me back on top of the garage and swing me around all night. I was deathly afraid to go in the back yard by myself ( I was 4), LOL.

They also had me terrified of things grabbing my feet from under the bed. I think they're going to hell, lol.
krissy

Tacoma, WA

#492359 Feb 8, 2013
krissy wrote:
<quoted text>
stupid fckin big ass keyboard meant for orangutan hands!
okay that made me feel better lol
and yes, that's what I was thinking about that computer.
and I was looking for info about Nicole Ganguzza a while back. I can't believe still no arrests in that case.

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