Ha! My mom had a look that she would give you from across the room that you knew you were getting your ass beat!<quoted text>
My ma's hand could snake out across an entire room to smack me. She didn't need to throw a shoe!
She tackled once accusing me of something I was actually innocent of. When it came out that I didn't do it she said, "That's for all the times I didn't catch you", LMAO