Oh man, I'm really going to miss you :)<quoted text>
well I won't be here
you see, I'm leaving with nutthutterpscyhopath on her imaginary trip for the entire weekend......but in case you aren't here on monday, I'll already tell you ahead of time that we had a wonderful time in boca!
this way....you have all weekend to get your jealousy mojo on ;)
Make sure you stay drunk the whole time...that way it won't be so painful when she talks, lol.