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#1 Dec 22, 2011
Or: The 'I'm Surrounded by Idiots' game.

It has been fun picking Topix Buttheads of the Week, but it occurs to me that we are barraged by morons from every direction.

To that end, here's a new game: Tell us about the biggest moron you've encountered recently. It can be from your job, your kids' school, local news, national or international. Try to keep it light; i.e.: Pick something that will make us laugh- or at least shake our heads wondering how anyone could be that stupid. Then, we can all 'roast' them by hurling insults at their obvious brain damaged behavior.

I'll start with a headline from yesterday:

Handicap Scooter Bumper Car Competition At Walmart Ends In 2:30 AM Arrest Of Drunken Louisiana Guy

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/walmart/w...

I re-read the headline, and I still cannot believe what a butthead this guy is. The disturbing thing is that I think a few of us might have been tempted to hijack a scooter or two at least once in our lives...

Level 9

Since: Sep 11

Weeki Wachee, Florida

#2 Dec 22, 2011
I went to walgreen's to pick up a prescription. It didn't take me very long and I was just glad to get out of there. Last minute shoppers were in there picking up sales items crowding the store. When i got to my car, someone had parked diagonally by the driver's side of the car, making it impossible for me to open my car door enough to get in the car. That's close. So I waited on a bench waiting for about 20 minutes before I went in the store and asked that they page the driver and back to the bench I went. This woman comes out, looks at her car and proceeds to go back in the store. I said "i can't open my car door". She says to me "Why didn't you get in the other door?". I told her that all cars have consoles and that would be difficult with asthma". She's shaking her head like moving her car was an incredible inconvenience. Because she was over the white line in the rear of her car, it took her 3 tries before she was able to back up and repark her car.
Maybe she would have been happier if I had slammed my door into the side of her car in an attempt to get in my car. Actually, even if I had done that, I still wouldn't have been able to get in the car. I just had to get that off my chest.

Level 9

Since: Sep 11

Weeki Wachee, Florida

#3 Dec 22, 2011
Sorry for the double post. The first one looked like it not going to post.

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#4 Dec 22, 2011
Hey Spooky, now that is a real Butthead, Huh?

Level 9

Since: Sep 11

Weeki Wachee, Florida

#5 Dec 22, 2011
Hanns-G wrote:
Hey Spooky, now that is a real Butthead, Huh?
Yes, she is but I had to go to Walmart today and I'd say 75% of the people in their are buttheads. With Christmas so close, it seems like there are alot of very impatient people.

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#6 Dec 23, 2011
I was at Michael's Arts and Crafts the other day and some broad decided to ignore the line and cut straight to the registers. I said "REALLY?" out loud, which she chose to ignore. Pissed me off...

Oh, and the diagonal car parking woman, Spooky...

20 minutes? I would have been in a rage within 20 seconds. Probably less, if I saw the situation as I walked toward my car.

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#7 Dec 23, 2011
Here's a good one. In case you did not see it, it is the first gay kiss recorded when a Naval Ship made port. The interesting part is not the article, but the comments posted. It seems there are a lot of 'Ron's' out there. It is rare to see the opinions of so many buttheads in one place.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/nationnow/201...

Level 9

Since: Sep 11

Weeki Wachee, Florida

#8 Dec 23, 2011
Charles R Darwin wrote:
I was at Michael's Arts and Crafts the other day and some broad decided to ignore the line and cut straight to the registers. I said "REALLY?" out loud, which she chose to ignore. Pissed me off...
Oh, and the diagonal car parking woman, Spooky...
20 minutes? I would have been in a rage within 20 seconds. Probably less, if I saw the situation as I walked toward my car.
I wasn't mad until she told me to get in the passenger's side of the car. Takes alot to piss me off.
Six Figures

Spring, TX

#9 Aug 17, 2013
You should be agile enough to get in either side. I've had to do that and yes, my SUV has a console. I now look for parking spots that are where the driver's side is parked on an end. It's not always possible, but that is what i look for or that the passenger's side is on an end. Since I drive a behemoth gas-guzzling beast, parking can be tricky. It's nice, however, when you go shopping and everything loads in the back.
Six Figures

Spring, TX

#10 Aug 19, 2013
Spooky Mulder wrote:
I went to walgreen's to pick up a prescription. It didn't take me very long and I was just glad to get out of there. Last minute shoppers were in there picking up sales items crowding the store. When i got to my car, someone had parked diagonally by the driver's side of the car, making it impossible for me to open my car door enough to get in the car. That's close. So I waited on a bench waiting for about 20 minutes before I went in the store and asked that they page the driver and back to the bench I went. This woman comes out, looks at her car and proceeds to go back in the store. I said "i can't open my car door". She says to me "Why didn't you get in the other door?". I told her that all cars have consoles and that would be difficult with asthma". She's shaking her head like moving her car was an incredible inconvenience. Because she was over the white line in the rear of her car, it took her 3 tries before she was able to back up and repark her car.
Maybe she would have been happier if I had slammed my door into the side of her car in an attempt to get in my car. Actually, even if I had done that, I still wouldn't have been able to get in the car. I just had to get that off my chest.
Don't they have a drive through? If not, why not go to a pharmacy that does? I picked up prescriptions for a friend of mine who was injured. It's called a drive-through.
Boost

Spring, TX

#11 Sep 5, 2013
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